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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Suga Diabeetus (ranked 478 p4p, 1320 weight class) and Thunda Punch (ranked 72 p4p, 175 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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195 cm 29 270 14 - 8 - 0 |
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197 cm 26 270 10 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class MT Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler World class MT Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Suga Diabeetus! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Thunda Punch! The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Steve Smith and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Diabeetus throws a lazy uppercut
letting Punch counter with a right hand. Diabeetus throws a hook but Punch blocks it. Punch looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Diabeetus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Punch. Punch throws out a counter right but Diabeetus avoids it with no problem. Diabeetus misses with an uppercut. Punch saw that one coming. Punch misses with a double jab.
Punch swings for the body but Diabeetus moves out of range.
Punch slips under a jab from Diabeetus. A leg kick checked by Diabeetus. Diabeetus moves into range and connects with a jab. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Punch displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Diabeetus throws out the jab. Diabeetus moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromPunch. Diabeetus lands a nice shot to the body.
Diabeetus scores with a punch to the head. Diabeetus jabbing away but nothing is landing. Punch looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's one minute gone in the round. Punch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Diabeetus looks to throw the jab but Punch is out of range. Punch avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Punch steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Diabeetus. Punch doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. Punch staying out of range there. Punch lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Punch throws a right hand that misses
and Diabeetus counters with a nice uppercut. Diabeetus throws a hook but Punch blocks it. Diabeetus misses with a hook. Punch ducked under it nicely. Punch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Punch uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Diabeetus. Punch throws a leg kick that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Diabeetus misses with a looping left. Punch doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. We've been told by Diabeetus's head coaches at Roosters Coop that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Diabeetus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Punch sees it coming and avoids it easily. Punch defending well as Diabeetus loads up on a big left hand. Punch blocks a jab. Punch is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Diabeetus with a body shot. Diabeetus looks to throw the jab but Punch is out of range. This has been an exciting period of action! A swing and a miss from Diabeetus. Punch uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Diabeetus has time to react. Punch throws a hook to the side of Diabeetus's head but Diabeetus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. The fighters circling - Diabeetus throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Punch moves out of range of the strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Diabeetus scores with a hook. Diabeetus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Punch. Diabeetus throws a body shot but no joy. Diabeetus cracks a nice hook into Punch's ribs. Diabeetus misses with an uppercut
and Punch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Diabeetus throws a hook to the side of Punch's head but Punch sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Diabeetus throws a jab when Punch was well out of range. Diabeetus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diabeetus misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Punch counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Diabeetus thows a left - swing and a miss! Diabeetus walks forward, straight into a front kick from Punch. Punch slips under a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Diabeetus misses with an uppercut
and Punch counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Diabeetus is breathing heavily. This has been an exciting period of action! A good leg kick by Punch. Diabeetus blocks the body kick.
A jab from Punch finds it's way through Diabeetus's defenses. Punch looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Diabeetus jabs at Punch's body. Diabeetus takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Diabeetus throws an overhand right that lands on Punch's shoulder, as Punch tries to avoid the shot. Diabeetus misses with a looping left. It seemed like Punch was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. A right-left combo lands from Punch. Diabeetus misses with a straight right.
That's five minutes gone in the round. Diabeetus throws an off balance right hand
and Diabeetus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Diabeetus stuns Punch with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Punch takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt. Punch avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Diabeetus takes a swing at Punch's ribcage but misses. Diabeetus swings and misses with a shot to the body and Punch counters with a nice body shot. Punch closes the distance and clinches. Diabeetus breaks the clinch.
Diabeetus throws a looping overhand right but Punch ducks down to avoid it. Punch throws out a counter right but Diabeetus avoids it with no problem. Suga Diabeetus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Punch throws a jab but it's blocked by Diabeetus. Diabeetus throws a big shot that misses. Diabeetus is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
That's six minutes gone in the round. Punch tests Diabeetus's chin there with a solid looking shot. Punch looks to score with a jab to the body but Diabeetus is just out of range. Punch takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. This has been an exciting period of action! A slow jab from Diabeetus misses its intended target. Diabeetus connects with a body shot. Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Punch. Diabeetus shrugs it off though. Diabeetus misses with a left hand and Punch counters with a nice uppercut. Diabeetus looks to land a left hand but Punch moved out of range nicely. Diabeetus thows a left - swing and a miss! Diabeetus misses with a hook. Punch ducked under it nicely. Diabeetus looks to land a left hand but Punch moved out of range nicely.
That's seven minutes gone in the round. Punch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A nice side step and Punch releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home. Diabeetus looks to throw the jab but Punch is out of range. Diabeetus moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromPunch. Punch bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Diabeetus's head. Diabeetus throws a right hand that misses
and Punch counters with a good, hard body kick but Diabeetus shrugs it off. Diabeetus throws out a loose jab but Punch uses good head movement to avoid it. Punch replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Diabeetus blocks it well. Punch avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Diabeetus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Punch uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Diabeetus. Punch throws out a counter right but Diabeetus avoids it with no problem. Diabeetus slips under a jab. Punch slips a straight right by Diabeetus. Diabeetus looks to throw the jab but Punch is out of range.
That's eight minutes gone in the round. Diabeetus steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Punch. That one must have hurt. Diabeetus avoids the head kick by Punch.
An attempted straight right counter from Diabeetus misses the target. Punch scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Diabeetus doesn't seem bothered though. Diabeetus misses with an uppercut. Diabeetus takes a swing at Punch's ribcage but misses. Diabeetus throws a jab when Punch was well out of range. Diabeetus misses with a left hand and Punch counters with a three punch combo that has Diabeetus backing up. Diabeetus nods at Punch to acknowledge the strikes. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! No joy there for Punch, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Punch digs a good body shot into Diabeetus's ribs. A decent looking body kick lands there for Punch. Punch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's nine minutes gone in the round. Punch lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. Diabeetus avoids the body shot from Punch.
Diabeetus misses with a straight left. Diabeetus stuns Punch with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Diabeetus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Punch counters with a body kick. Punch lands a nice looking body kick. Diabeetus steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Punch. A shot to the body from Diabeetus misses and Punch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Punch throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Diabeetus stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Punch lands a right hook to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Thunda Punch will probably get the nod. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Punch lands a big head kick that sends Diabeetus to the canvas! Punch follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thunda Punch! Thunda Punch bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
45% |
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