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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crack Need Em (ranked 4882 p4p, 4263 weight class) and Jonas Engel (ranked 444 p4p, 419 weight class). Crack Need Em is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crack Need Em!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jonas Engel!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Andrew Berry and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Engel is defended easily by Need Em.
Engel dives in and grabs Need Em's left leg, looking for a takedown. Need Em pushes down on Engel's head and hops out.
A looping hook to the body misses from Need Em. Engel does a little dance to reset his feet.
Engel closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Need Em tries to kick Engel off but Engel keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Engel is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Need Em is doing well to control the position and prevent Engel from advancing to side control.
Engel prevents Need Em from improving his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Engel trying to control from half guard but Need Em is working away.
Need Em is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Need Em keeping hold of Engel's head, controlling as best he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Engel missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Engel wants to advance to full mount but Need Em doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Need Em has his feet on Engel's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Engel looks for a takedown but Need Em sprawls well.
Crack Need Em has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jonas Engel.
Engel shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Need Em as he avoids it easily.
Need Em swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Engel shoots in but Need Em avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Engel looks winded!
Engel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Need Em.
Need Em fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Engel fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Need Em avoids it really well and circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Need Em takes a swing at Engel's ribcage but misses.
Despite the aggression on Engel's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Engel shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Need Em as he jumps to the side.
Engel fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Need Em throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Engel stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Need Em looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Need Em decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Need Em controlling the action here.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Need Em is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Engel!
Engel is trying to escape the mount.
Need Em sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Need Em has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Need Em's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Engel wants to control but Need Em is having none of it.
Need Em controlling his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Engel is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Need Em controlling the pace for now.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Crack Need Em dominated that round.
That's time! Need Em's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
No luck for Engel with that takedown attempt.
Need Em swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Engel fails with the takedown.
Engel showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Need Em.
Engel swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Engel looks for a takedown but Need Em sprawls well.
Crack Need Em has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jonas Engel.
Engel swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Need Em counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Need Em takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Need Em wants to pass the guard but Engel is defending well.
Engel wants to improve his position but Need Em is controlling well.
Engel is breathing heavily.
Need Em is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Need Em tries to pass the half guard into mount. Engel knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Need Em controlling the action here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Need Em prevents Engel from improving his position.
Need Em tries to pass the half guard into mount. Engel knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Need Em not doing much here.
Crack Need Em overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Engel shoots for a double leg takedown but Need Em sprawls well. He's pushed Engel's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Engel shoots in but no luck this time.
Engel darts in looking for a takedown but Need Em gets double underhooks and turns Engel into the cage.
Need Em changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Need Em throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Need Em misses with a takedown attempt - Engel sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Need Em fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Engel to the ground. Need Em is now in Engel's guard.
Need Em is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Need Em seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Engel for as long as he can get away with.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Need Em could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Engel defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Need Em.
Engel shoots in looking for a takedown. Need Em tries to sprawl out of it but Engel keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Need Em manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Need Em swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Crack Need Em dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Engel shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Need Em has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Engel is on him like a limpet, forcing Need Em back against the cage.
Need Em is pressed up against the cage. Engel has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Need Em down to the mat. Need Em avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Engel shoots in for a takedown but Need Em shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Engel shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Need Em pinned against the cage. Need Em gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Need Em is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Crack Need Em has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jonas Engel.
Need Em throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Engel tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Need Em is in Engel's guard.
Crack Need Em is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Engel takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Engel has control of Need Em's left arm, preventing Need Em from doing any damage.
Need Em is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Need Em wants to pass the guard but Engel is keeping the position.
Jonas Engel has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Need Em is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Engel can do to turn this around?
Need Em controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Engel looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Engel is still trying to improve position.
Need Em stands and throws Engel's legs to the side, diving into side control.
A lull in the action here as Need Em stalls from top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Need Em passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Engel!
Need Em content just to control the position here.
Engel is trying to escape the mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Need Em tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Need Em continues to stall.
Further stalling from Need Em.
Engel is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Need Em content just to control the position here.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Need Em is stinking the place up with his stalling.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
More hug and hope from Need Em.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Engel keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Crack Need Em showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Need Em has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Crack Need Em!
Post fight, an emotional Crack Need Em said 'I can buy crack now and split it amongst my 17 children.'.
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