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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Osama Bin-Semen (ranked 1428 p4p, 2344 weight class) and Glass Joe Jr (ranked 117 p4p, 163 weight class). Joe Jr has chosen Punch Out Theme as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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160 cm 26 145 12 - 6 - 0 |
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178 cm 24 135 7 - 8 - 0 |
Great wrestler Excellent boxer Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler World class MT Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Osama Bin-Semen! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Glass Joe Jr! The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Sosuke Kotani and Shigeki Sano.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bin-Semen listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. We've been informed that Joe Jr has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result. Joe Jr throws a big shot that misses. Joe Jr misses with a hook. Bin-Semen ducked under it nicely. Bin-Semen appears to be looking for a counter takedown. Joe Jr throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Bin-Semen drops down looking for a counter takedown but Joe Jr sprawls and moves away. Bin-Semen with a poor takedown and Joe Jr counters with a stiff right hand. Bin-Semen lands with a straight right. Joe Jr didn't see that one coming. Joe Jr scores with the left hand. Bin-Semen knows he should have avoided that one.
Bin-Semen bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bin-Semen is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Joe Jr is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Joe Jr can do anything to dispel that myth. Joe Jr can't do much from the bottom here. Bin-Semen postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Bin-Semen scoring with punches and elbows. Bin-Semen advances to mount. Joe Jr can't escape the position.
Bin-Semen swings around for an armbar and he's got it! Wow, that came out of nowhere! What a finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Osama Bin-Semen! Osama Bin-Semen seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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63% |
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