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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Suga Diabeetus (ranked 837 p4p, 362 weight class) and Yoni Megaladon (ranked 112 p4p, 53 weight class). Megaladon comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Break On Throoooyeah kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Suga Diabeetus has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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195 cm 29 270 14 - 9 - 0 |
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195 cm 27 265 7 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class MT Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler World class boxer Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Suga Diabeetus! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yoni Megaladon! The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Ian Loll and Yves DeLean.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Megaladon throws a half hearted mid kick. A punch lands to the side of Megaladon 's head but he takes it in his stride.
 It looks like Yoni Megaladon has been cut. Yoni Megaladon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Megaladon throws a body shot but no joy. Megaladon throws a hook to the side of Diabeetus's head but Diabeetus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Diabeetus cracks Megaladon with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd. Megaladon with a body punch. A glancing blow. Megaladon lands a slapping body shot.
Nice shot lands for Diabeetus. A head kick misses from Megaladon. Megaladon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Diabeetus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Megaladon misses with a looping left. An attempted straight right counter from Diabeetus misses the target. Diabeetus avoids the body shot from Megaladon.
Megaladon lands a body shot.
Megaladon is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Diabeetus rather than just go for the knockout. This has been an exciting period of action!
Diabeetus lands a big uppercut and Megaladon crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Megaladon looks OK. Diabeetus waves Megaladon back to his feet!
 That has opened up Yoni Megaladon's cut even more. Megaladon misses the shot to the body.
Megaladon closes the distance and clinches.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Diabeetus blocks an uppercut.
Diabeetus misses with a punch on the inside.
Diabeetus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Megaladon is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Megaladon waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Diabeetus. Diabeetus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Megaladon has closed the distance and engaged Diabeetus in a clinch.
A right hand to the body from Megaladon.
Diabeetus tries to break free but Megaladon pushes him back against the cage. A shot in the inside from Megaladon. Megaladon scores with a nice hook to the head. Diabeetus scores with a shoulder strike. Megaladon lands a body punch in the clinch. Megaladon pushes Diabeetus back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Diabeetus is breathing heavily. Diabeetus swings wildly with an uppercut but Megaladon uses good head movement to avoid it. A short right from Megaladon on the inside.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Megaladon has a couple of punches blocked by Diabeetus.
Diabeetus is looking to break free of the clinch but Megaladon has double underhooks. Megaladon misses with a punch to the body.
Megaladon lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Diabeetus. A quick uppercut on the inside from Megaladon. Megaladon lands with a light punch inside. Megaladon lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Diabeetus. Megaladon tries to throw a body punch but Diabeetus avoids it by throwing Megaladon back against the cage. Megaladon throws a head punch that misses. Diabeetus prevents a body shot from Megaladon. Diabeetus blocks an uppercut.
Megaladon throws a punch but it's blocked by Diabeetus. Megaladon lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Diabeetus backwards. Megaladon misses with a punch on the inside.
A body shot lands from Megaladon.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Diabeetus can't find room to land a body shot as Megaladon controls the action.
Megaladon misses with some punches.
Diabeetus breaks from the clinch.
Diabeetus takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Megaladon with the inside leg kick. Megaladon lands a really nice looking cross but Diabeetus seems unphased.
Nice shot by Megaladon. Megaladon punishes Diabeetus's body with a nice straight punch. Megaladon throws a quick inside leg kick. Diabeetus throws an off balance right hand
and Megaladon connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Diabeetus misses with an uppercut
and Megaladon counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Megaladon fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Diabeetus looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. This has been an exciting period of action! Diabeetus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Megaladon. Megaladon obviously looking to wear him down.
We've been told by Diabeetus's head coaches at Roosters Coop that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Megaladon thumps Diabeetus with a low kick. Some bone on bone action there as Diabeetus checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Megaladon moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
 That's four minutes gone in the round.
Megaladon clinches.
Diabeetus manages to break the clinch.
Diabeetus sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs. Megaladon with the inside leg kick.
Megaladon closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. A right hook to the body lands for Megaladon.
Megaladon struggles to land a body shot inside as Diabeetus controls his hands.
Megaladon lands with a short shot to the head. Diabeetus misses with some punches.
Diabeetus blocks an uppercut.
Megaladon scores with a shoulder strike. Diabeetus is trying to break free. A short right hand to the side of the head by Megaladon. Diabeetus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Megaladon misses with a body punch.
 That's five minutes gone in the round. Diabeetus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Diabeetus breaks from the clinch.
Megaladon scoring well with a low kick there.
Megaladon throws a hook to the side of Diabeetus's head but Diabeetus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Megaladon scores with a hook. Diabeetus throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Megaladon cracks Diabeetus with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd. Diabeetus scores with a shot to the body.
Megaladon throws a shot from downtown. Diabeetus moves away and avoids it.
Megaladon clinches with his opponent.
Diabeetus scores with a shoulder strike.
Diabeetus manages to break the clinch.
Megaladon uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Diabeetus. Megaladon digs a good body shot into Diabeetus's ribs. This has been an exciting period of action! Diabeetus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Megaladon counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Megaladon lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
 That's six minutes gone in the round. Diabeetus scores with a crisp jab that stopped Megaladon in his tracks. Diabeetus swings for the body but Megaladon moves out of range.
Megaladon throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. Megaladon takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. Megaladon is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Diabeetus had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Megaladon gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. Megaladon scores with a shoulder strike.
 Diabeetus is rocked! Megaladon is working Diabeetus over against the cage. Oh Diabeetus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Diabeetus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Megaladon throws a big uppercut that drops Diabeetus! More strikes from Megaladon and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Diabeetus lies dazed against the cage as Megaladon celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 6:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yoni Megaladon! During a confident post fight interview, Yoni Megaladon thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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