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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hail Satan (ranked 1693 p4p, 2286 weight class) and Fahaka Puffer (ranked 225 p4p, 290 weight class). Puffer comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Fahaka Puffer is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hail Satan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Fahaka Puffer!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Hirohito Nitta and Shigeki Fujiwara.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Satan swings for the body but Puffer moves out of range.
Puffer throws out a counter right but Satan avoids it with no problem.
Puffer takes a swing at Satan's ribcage but misses.
Puffer misses with a kick to the body.
Hail Satan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice defenses there by Satan.
Satan dips to his left and cracks Puffer with an uppercut!
Satan throws a lazy right hand but Puffer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Puffer thinks about the counter body kick.
Satan takes a swing at Puffer's ribcage but misses.
Puffer lands a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Satan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Puffer.
Puffer looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Puffer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Satan misses with a wild body shot.
Puffer doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
A jab from Satan misses.
Puffer is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Satan with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Puffer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Satan.
Puffer counters with a body kick.
Satan connects with a nice looking jab.
Satan throws a hook but Puffer blocks it.
Puffer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Satan.
Satan scores with a jab.
Satan rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Puffer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Puffer looks to score with a jab to the body but Satan is just out of range.
We've been informed that Puffer has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Satan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Puffer has closed the distance and engaged Satan in a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satan breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Satan misses with a wild body shot.
Satan looks to score with a jab to the body but Puffer is just out of range.
Satan takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A cross from Puffer lands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Puffer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Puffer keeps Satan at a distance using the push kick.
Satan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Puffer. Puffer obviously looking to wear him down.
Puffer scores with a kick to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Puffer.
Jab by Puffer.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satan moves forwards but Puffer connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Satan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Puffer was well out of range. Poor timing from Satan.
Satan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Puffer.
Puffer misses with a body kick.
Puffer throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Satan misses with a body shot.
Puffer misses with a wild body shot.
Puffer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Satan.
Puffer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Satan wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Puffer throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Satan's head.
The fighters circle, before Puffer throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Satan's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Puffer lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Fahaka Puffer!
A victorious Fahaka Puffer thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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