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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heavy Dude (ranked 24378 p4p, 24345 weight class) and Heavy Mann (ranked 166 p4p, 160 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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BJJ Blue Belt
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 26 - 0, fighting out of London, Heavy Dude!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 21 - 0, fighting out of London, Heavy Mann!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Kenichi Hosakawa and Shigeki Sano.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mann throws out a powerful jab.
Mann tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dude swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dude is looking to counter punch.
Mann misses with a leg kick
and Dude counters with a straight right hand.
Mann throws a head kick that misses
and Dude counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mann.
Mann pulls out of a head kick attempt.
It looked like Dude was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dude misses with a left hand
and Mann makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Mann swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dude throws out a loose jab but Mann uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mann changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mann on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dude avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A little feinted left hand from Dude on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Mann closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Dude quickly recovers to half guard.
Mann is trying to control. Dude wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Dude kicks Mann off and gets back to his feet.
Mann tries to clinch up but Dude circles away and keeps his distance.
Dude is looking to counter punch.
Dude with a jab.
Heavy Mann seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Mann.
Heavy Dude is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dude cracks Mann with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mann throws a head kick that misses.
Mann is looking to clinch.
Mann shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Dude sprawls well. Dude wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Mann gets slowly back to his feet.
It looked like Dude wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mann displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dude throws out the jab.
Mann moves away from the strike by Dude.
Dude thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dude on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dude misses with an uppercut.
Dude looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Mann slips a straight right by Dude.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mann closes the distance looking to clinch
and Dude counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mann throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Mann tries to clinch but Dude is having none of it.
Dude loads up on a big right hand but Mann slips the punch.
Mann changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Dude looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Dude sneaks out the side door and pushes Mann away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Heavy Dude dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Mann throws a lazy head kick
and Dude counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
It looks like Heavy Mann has been cut.
Nice body kick from Mann.
Mann clinches up against the cage.
Mann stalling against the cage.
Dude tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dude misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dude working aggressively here.
Mann has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Dude after a bit of a struggle.
Mann stalling the fight.
Mann blocks an uppercut.
Dude tries to stall but Mann uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dude stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Dude misses with some punches.
Mann blocks an uppercut.
Dude fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mann working Dude over with knees to the body.
Dude doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dude working aggressively here.
Mann trying to land knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Mann.
Knees in the clinch landing for Mann.
Mann lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Dude doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dude swings wildly with an uppercut but Mann uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mann goes for a takedown in the clinch but Dude prevents it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dude working aggressively here.
Dude throws a punch but it's blocked by Mann.
Mann misses with an elbow strike.
Dude is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mann can do to turn this around?
Dude scores with a shot to the side of Mann's head.
Mann tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Heavy Dude has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Heavy Mann.
Dude misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've been informed that Mann has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Mann blocks an uppercut.
Dude lands a right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stalling in the clinch from Mann.
Dude swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mann lands a right hand.
Mann throws a head punch that misses.
Dude blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dude lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mann backwards.
Heavy Dude has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dude misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dude lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dude tries to throw a body punch but Mann avoids it by throwing Dude back against the cage.
Dude fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mann gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dude being controlled against the cage.
Mann blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Knees to the body from Mann.
Dude lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mann.
Dude misses with a punch on the inside.
Mann lands a knee to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dude swings wildly with an uppercut but Mann uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dude lands a left hand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mann.
Mann can't find room to land a body shot as Dude controls the action.
Dude tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dude.
Dude misses with the head strike.
Mann avoiding damage.
Dude swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short right from Dude on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Mann.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mann.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Heavy Dude dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Heavy Mann's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Mann clinches.
Heavy Mann has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Heavy Dude is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Mann misses with a knee strike.
Mann tries to pull guard but Dude forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Mann is struggling to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mann's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mann tries to clinch there but Dude circles away.
Dude lands a lovely overhand right.
Dude misses with a wild body shot.
Mann tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Dude counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dude throws a lazy right hand but Mann sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mann throws a counter combo.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mann misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dude.
Mann misses with an uppercut.
It looked like Dude wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Mann scores with a hook to the body. Dude takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dude missing with a left hand there. Mann was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mann on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A slow jab from Dude misses its intended target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dude blocks a head kick by Mann.
Mann throws a leg kick which misses Dude's front leg but catches the back leg as Dude tries to avoid it.
Heavy Dude is winning the standup battle so far.
Mann tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick by Mann misses
and Dude counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Mann forces Dude back against the cage and clinches.
Dude blocks a body shot from Mann.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mann blocks an uppercut.
Mann cracks Dude with a nice body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mann.
Dude fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mann swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dude fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Heavy Mann.
Well Dude has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 29:28
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 29:28
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heavy Dude!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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