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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Emelia Kooldfish (ranked 2436 p4p, 23236 weight class) and Daijiro Kimura (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kooldfish's entrance music is Dirty Needle Project! by Tom MacDonald & Adam Calhoun. A fine choice. Emelia Kooldfish had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Emelia Kooldfish!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Daijiro Kimura!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Frank Dennis and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kimura fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Kooldfish stuffs the takedown.
Kooldfish seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Kimura throws a head kick that misses.
Kooldfish tries to counter by clinching up but Kimura breaks away and moves out of range.
Kimura shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Kooldfish pinned against the cage. Kooldfish gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Kooldfish seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Emelia Kooldfish has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Daijiro Kimura.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kimura misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Kooldfish appears to be looking for a big counter.
Kimura doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Kooldfish counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kimura fails with the takedown
and Kooldfish counters with a two punch combo.
Kimura shoots for a takedown but Kooldfish saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Kooldfish tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Kimura manages to circle out of the way.
Kimura darts in looking for a takedown but Kooldfish gets double underhooks and turns Kimura into the cage.
Kooldfish stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kooldfish wants it to stay on the feet.
Kimura closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kooldfish circles away.
Kimura throws a leg kick but Kooldfish sees it coming and moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kimura with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kooldfish connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kimura gets a takedown into half guard.
Kooldfish makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kimura shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Kooldfish wants to sweep here but Kimura controlling him for the moment.
Kooldfish is working hard here to advance position.
Kooldfish has Kimura pulled in close to control his posture.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kooldfish continues to stall.
Kooldfish looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kimura is one step ahead there.
Kooldfish wants to get back to his feet but Kimura is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Kimura controls from within his opponent's guard.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Kimura lands a jab to Kooldfish's midsection.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Kimura with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kooldfish holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Kooldfish working aggressively here.
Kimura is trying to pull guard but Kooldfish turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Kimura tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Kooldfish smiles and moves away.
Kooldfish keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kimura doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Kooldfish makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Emelia Kooldfish dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Kimura doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Kooldfish moves into the clinch.
Kooldfish breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kimura has a takedown stuffed.
Kooldfish wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Kimura shoots for a double leg takedown but Kooldfish sprawls well. He's pushed Kimura's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Emelia Kooldfish has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Daijiro Kimura.
Kimura falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kooldfish counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kimura will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Kooldfish is looking for a counter combo.
Kimura shoots in but no luck this time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kimura doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Kooldfish counters with a stiff right hand.
Kooldfish looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Kimura shoots for a takedown but Kooldfish saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Kooldfish wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Kimura tries for a takedown but Kooldfish circles away easily
and Kooldfish counters with a one-two to the body.
Kimura is breathing heavily.
Kimura misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Kimura scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kimura tries to move to mount but Kooldfish blocks the move with his legs.
Kooldfish wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Kooldfish is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Kooldfish knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Kimura on the ground.
Kimura controlling the position.
Kooldfish tries to bench press Kimura off him but Kimura keeps the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kimura wants to control but Kooldfish is keeping him busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kimura tries to move into full mount but can't pass Kooldfish's legs.
Kimura wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kooldfish keeps working.
Kimura goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Kooldfish rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Kimura's guard! Nice work there by Kooldfish!
Kooldfish trying to control the position from guard on top but Kimura is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kimura is trying to control the position but Kooldfish postures up.
Kooldfish preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kimura seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Kooldfish is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kooldfish has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Kooldfish has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Kimura can't keep his opponent in guard - Kooldfish advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Kimura is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kooldfish pulls his head out easily.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Kooldfish in particular looking to stall.
Kooldfish is trying to control. Kimura wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Kimura is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Kooldfish seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Emelia Kooldfish dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Kimura shoots and misses
and Kooldfish connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kimura with a poor takedown
letting Kooldfish counter with a right hand.
Kimura shoots in looking for a takedown. Kooldfish tries to sprawl out of it but Kimura keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kooldfish manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Kooldfish tries to counter by clinching up but Kimura breaks away and moves out of range.
Emelia Kooldfish has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Daijiro Kimura.
Kimura shoots and misses
and Kooldfish counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kimura changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Kooldfish looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Kooldfish explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kimura shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Kooldfish defends it nicely.
Kimura takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kimura shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Kooldfish counters with a left to the body.
Kimura drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Kooldfish pushes Kimura off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Kimura is defended easily by Kooldfish.
Kooldfish seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Emelia Kooldfish is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kimura shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kooldfish sprawls well. Kooldfish wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Kimura gets slowly back to his feet.
Kimura fails with the takedown
and Kooldfish counters with a one-two to the body.
Kimura throws a combination that misses
and Kimura takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kimura fails with the takedown
and Kooldfish counters with a left and a right that stings Kimura.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Kimura is defended easily by Kooldfish.
Kooldfish seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Kimura has his takedown stuffed
enabling Kooldfish to counter with a crisp jab.
Kimura shoots in for a double leg but Kooldfish sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Kooldfish wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Kimura closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kooldfish circles away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kimura.
Kooldfish tries to counter by clinching up but Kimura breaks away and moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kimura fails with the takedown
and Kooldfish counters with an inside leg kick.
A head kick misses from Kimura.
Kimura shoots in for a takedown but Kooldfish shows good takedown defense.
Emelia Kooldfish is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Kimura throws a lazy head kick
and Kooldfish moves into the clinch.
Kooldfish lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Kimura tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Kooldfish just stands there and leans against the cage.
Kimura fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Daijiro Kimura has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A nice right hand lands inside from Kooldfish.
And that's the end of the fight!
Emelia Kooldfish showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kooldfish has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Emelia Kooldfish!
Emelia Kooldfish took some time post fight to say the following; 'I'm so unselfish and so virtuous that I want to dedicate this fight to someone not white. Because I AM A GOOD PERSON DONT YOU GET IT?!!!! And yeah, like, Love will save us all, except certain pigments I guess. I think that's what one of my gofundme investers said.'.
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