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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Hobert Nye (ranked 2564 p4p, 2578 weight class) and Emelia Kooldfish (ranked 305 p4p, 308 weight class). Kooldfish has chosen Dirty Needle Project! by Tom MacDonald & Adam Calhoun as his entrance music. Hobert Nye has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hobert Nye!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Emelia Kooldfish!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Skip Squint and Ron Honeybunn.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kooldfish checks a leg kick.
Kooldfish is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Nye with a body shot.
Nye misses with a double jab.
Kooldfish swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Nye misses with a straight right.
Nye throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kooldfish counters with a stiff right hand.
Nye misses with a body shot.
Nye looks to land a right hand but Kooldfish moved out of range.
Nye missing with a left hand there. Kooldfish was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hobert Nye seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nye falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kooldfish counters with a head kick. That will keep Nye thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circling - Nye throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kooldfish feints a counter leg kick.
Kooldfish tries to sprawl but Nye drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nye stops Kooldfish from getting back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nye controlling the action here.
Kooldfish is trying to stand.
Kooldfish is not content to let Nye control the position.
Nye content to control rather than advance.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Nye lands a nice short elbow.
Kooldfish tries to kick Nye off but Nye keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Kooldfish is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Nye is looking to take a break and control but Kooldfish is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Kooldfish is looking to improve his position.
Nye controlling the pace.
Kooldfish is not content to let Nye control the position.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Nye darts in and clinches Kooldfish up against the cage.
Kooldfish lands a nice shot to the body.
Kooldfish misses with a punch on the inside.
Kooldfish lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nye backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kooldfish.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nye misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kooldfish throws an elbow but it misses.
Kooldfish breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nye misses with a straight left.
Nye misses with an uppercut
and Kooldfish cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nye connects with a crisp jab.
Nye misses the jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kooldfish! But no joy.
A swing and a miss from Nye.
Kooldfish flicks out a counter leg kick but Nye steps away.
Nye will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nye backing away here, and Kooldfish unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Nye swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kooldfish is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Nye lunges at Kooldfish with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kooldfish's hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Nye. That's going to slow Kooldfish down.
Nye misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kooldfish is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Nye with a body shot.
Nye tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kooldfish swivels and escapes.
Kooldfish is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Nye scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Sloppy strikes from Nye. Those never looked like landing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice uppercut there from Nye.
A swing and a miss from Nye.
Nye lands an overhand right.
Emelia Kooldfish is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nye scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Nye misses with a leg kick
and Kooldfish counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Nye thinking.
Nye misses with a straight left.
Kooldfish appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Hobert Nye dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Nye misses with a low kick.
Nye misses with a body punch
and Kooldfish counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nye darts in and clinches Kooldfish up against the cage.
Kooldfish pushes Nye back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nye takes a shot to the head.
Kooldfish blocks a body shot from Nye.
Nye is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kooldfish can do to turn this around?
Nye manages to break the clinch.
Nye thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kooldfish appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Nye with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Kooldfish counter with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nye feints and then cracks Kooldfish's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kooldfish down.
Nye gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Kooldfish escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nye tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Kooldfish counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We've been informed that Kooldfish has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nye misses with an uppercut.
Kooldfish looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nye lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Nye rushes Kooldfish and presses him up against the cage.
Nye blocking some punches.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Kooldfish breaks the clinch.
Nye misses with a few strikes there.
Kooldfish is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Nye throws a looping overhand right but Kooldfish ducks down to avoid it.
Kooldfish replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Nye blocks it well.
Kooldfish has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kooldfish avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Nye misses with a right hand
and Kooldfish counters with a leg kick.
Nye takes the fight into the clinch.
Kooldfish tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nye tries to work over Kooldfish's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nye tries to stall but Kooldfish uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kooldfish creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Nye doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kooldfish misses with a punch on the inside.
Nye pulls guard effortlessly.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kooldfish won't allow Nye to get back to his feet.
Nye has a closed guard, preventing Kooldfish from standing up.
Nye is trying to control the position but Kooldfish postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kooldfish wants to stand but Nye has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Nye wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Nye fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kooldfish manages to avoid it.
Nye backing away here, and Kooldfish unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Nye misses the body punch
and Kooldfish counters with a nice uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
A jab from Nye misses.
Nye throws a poor cross that misses
and Kooldfish counters with a straight right hand.
Nye bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Nye rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kooldfish connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nye tries for a takedown but Kooldfish circles away easily
and Nye takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nye throws a jab when Kooldfish was well out of range.
It seemed like Kooldfish was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nye throws a right hand that misses
and Kooldfish makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Nye throws a low kick, looking for Kooldfish's leg but Kooldfish calmly moves out of range.
The fighters circling - Nye throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kooldfish was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Nye throws a series of punches but Kooldfish avoids them all with ease.
Kooldfish only half commits to the counter leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Emelia Kooldfish will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Nye's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Nye throws a jab when Kooldfish was well out of range.
Kooldfish looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Hobert Nye is winning the standup battle so far.
Kooldfish slips a jab from Nye.
Kooldfish appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Nye looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Kooldfish!
Kooldfish bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Kooldfish staying out of range there.
Kooldfish throws a big counter head kick but Nye avoids it with no problem.
Kooldfish leaves Nye with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Nye tries to clinch up but Kooldfish circles away and keeps his distance.
Nye throws a front kick aimed at Kooldfish's knee but Kooldfish avoids it well.
Kooldfish only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Kooldfish steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nye.
Kooldfish lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Nye shoots and misses
and Kooldfish counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nye throws a nice looking combination but Kooldfish bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nye misses with a hook
and Kooldfish counters with a nice uppercut.
Nye looks to throw a body kick
and Kooldfish counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kooldfish avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kooldfish throws out a counter right but Nye avoids it with no problem.
Nye throws a lazy uppercut
and Nye takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nye throws a solid leg kick but Kooldfish takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Nye.
Nye's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kooldfish under the eye.
Nye misses with a right hand
and Kooldfish counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nye scores with a hook.
A swing and a miss from Nye.
Kooldfish was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Nye misses its intended target.
Kooldfish was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Nye with a jab.
Nye misses with a hook. Kooldfish ducked under it nicely.
It seemed like Kooldfish was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nye swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A slow jab from Nye misses its intended target.
Kooldfish throws a fast counter high kick but Nye manages to duck under it in time.
Kooldfish keeps the fight on the outside.
It seemed like Kooldfish was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kooldfish slips under a jab.
Kooldfish tries a quick counter leg kick but Nye is wise to it.
Nye misses with a hook
and Kooldfish cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nye throws a big shot that misses.
Nye misses with a hook. Kooldfish ducked under it nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nye throws a hook but Kooldfish avoids it easily.
Nye thows a leg kick but Kooldfish checks it
and Kooldfish makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Nye fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kooldfish manages to avoid it.
Nye throws a lazy uppercut
and Kooldfish counters with a head kick.
Nye connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nye thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kooldfish looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Nye connects with a solid leg kick.
Nye throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Kooldfish counter with a right hand.
Nye misses with a double jab
and Kooldfish counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nye connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kooldfish's hands.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Nye throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kooldfish throws a big counter head kick but Nye avoids it with no problem.
Nye's corner calls for a 1-2. Nye obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kooldfish avoids the body shot from Nye.
Nye darts in trying to clinch
and Kooldfish counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Nye thinking.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nye throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kooldfish counters with a nice uppercut.
Nye misses with a hook.
Nye throws a poor cross that misses
and Kooldfish counters with a leg kick.
Nye gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
enabling Kooldfish to counter with a crisp jab.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Emelia Kooldfish.
I think Kooldfish has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 28:29
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ron Honeybunn scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Hobert Nye!
Hobert Nye decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
In defeat, Emelia Kooldfish stepped up to the mic, saying 'Im going to go home and take advantage of the large swarms of love (and money) people give me and indulge in cow stuff. I want a rematch and using the winnings to buy more farm stuff.'.
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