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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Heismann Haa (ranked 2229 p4p, 2489 weight class) and Dank Skenojabitch (ranked 153 p4p, 169 weight class). Haa comes into the arena with Her kommer Heismann Hå blaring out of the sound system. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Heismann Haa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Dank Skenojabitch!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Hugh Johnson and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Skenojabitch. Haa does a little dance to reset his feet.
Skenojabitch checks the leg kick.
Skenojabitch misses the shot to the body.
Skenojabitch jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Haa keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Skenojabitch has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Skenojabitch there as he acknowledges the shot.
Haa throws a body shot but no joy.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Haa misses with a body shot
and Skenojabitch counters with a straight right hand.
Skenojabitch has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Nice straight punches there by Haa. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Haa.
Skenojabitch scores with a jab to the jaw.
Haa looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Skenojabitch connects with a jab.
A big right from Haa misses.
Skenojabitch looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Skenojabitch throws a head kick that misses.
Skenojabitch swings away with a body shot that misses
and Haa counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A good leg kick by Haa.
Haa throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Haa jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Haa goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Skenojabitch! But no joy.
Skenojabitch misses with a head kick.
Skenojabitch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Haa sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Haa misses with a wild body shot.
Haa works the jab nicely.
Haa dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Skenojabitch. That did some damage!
Haa tests Skenojabitch's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Haa scores with a nice body kick.
Haa with the inside leg kick.
Haa moves out of range as Skenojabitch strikes.
Skenojabitch tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Haa paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Haa throws a low kick but it's checked well by Skenojabitch.
Skenojabitch lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Haa backs up against the cage.
Haa misses with a low kick as Skenojabitch jumps back.
Jab by Haa.
Skenojabitch throws an overhand right that lands on Haa's shoulder, as Haa tries to avoid the shot.
Haa quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Skenojabitch throws a jab when Haa was well out of range.
Skenojabitch takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Skenojabitch throws a fast counter high kick but Haa manages to duck under it in time.
Skenojabitch looks to throw the jab but Haa is out of range.
Haa tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Haa loads up on a big right hand but Skenojabitch slips the punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Haa scores with a body shot.
Skenojabitch throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
An inside leg kick lands from Haa.
Skenojabitch throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Haa scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Haa throws a body punch but Skenojabitch moves out of range.
Skenojabitch looks to score with a jab to the body but Haa is just out of range.
Haa swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Haa throws an overhand right that lands on Skenojabitch's shoulder, as Skenojabitch tries to avoid the shot.
A jab lands there for Skenojabitch.
Skenojabitch looks for the body kick but Haa saw that one coming.
Haa lands with an uppercut that bounces Skenojabitch off the cage and back into range.
Skenojabitch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Haa sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Haa lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Skenojabitch misses with an uppercut.
Skenojabitch lands a jab to Haa's midsection.
Haa throws a low kick but Skenojabitch moves out of range easily.
Haa throws a right hand that misses
and Skenojabitch counters with a stiff right hand.
Haa on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Haa jabs Skenojabitch to the body, keeping him at a distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Haa with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Haa throws a chopping leg kick but Skenojabitch manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A decent looking cross lands there for Skenojabitch.
A slow jab from Skenojabitch misses its intended target.
A big right from Skenojabitch misses.
Skenojabitch takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Skenojabitch throws a head kick that misses.
Skenojabitch jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Haa smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Skenojabitch misses with a hook. Haa ducked under it nicely.
Haa lands a nice looking body shot.
Haa looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Haa finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Skenojabitch! But no joy.
Haa connects with a crisp jab.
Skenojabitch moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Skenojabitch rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Haa moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Haa connects with a jab.
A shot to the body from Haa misses
and Skenojabitch counters with a flying knee. Nice.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Skenojabitch has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Haa.
Haa connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Skenojabitch's hands.
Haa works Skenojabitch's body with a nice hook.
Skenojabitch throws a body shot but no joy.
Haa throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Skenojabitch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
It seemed like Skenojabitch was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Haa.
Haa fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Skenojabitch manages to avoid it.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Skenojabitch.
Skenojabitch takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Haa lands a nice shot to the body.
Haa throws out a leg kick but Skenojabitch moves out of range and Haa only half commits.
Haa displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Skenojabitch throws out the jab.
Skenojabitch throws a body shot but no joy.
Haa attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Skenojabitch lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Skenojabitch avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Skenojabitch tried to score with a low kick but Haa checks it.
Haa tried to counter with a leg kick but Skenojabitch avoided it.
Skenojabitch throws a body punch but Haa moves out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Heismann Haa will probably get the nod.
That's time! Haa's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Haa misses with a hook.
Skenojabitch scoring well with a low kick there.
Haa scores with a crisp jab that stopped Skenojabitch in his tracks.
Haa scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Haa misses the target.
Haa walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Skenojabitch ducks under a wild hook from Haa.
Haa throws a body shot but no joy.
Haa scoring well with a low kick there.
Skenojabitch's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Haa throws a leg kick but Skenojabitch sees it coming and moves out of range.
Skenojabitch throws a sloppy head kick and Haa moves out of range easily.
Haa lands with a nice body punch.
Haa fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Skenojabitch looks to score with a jab to the body but Haa is just out of range.
It looked like Haa wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Skenojabitch throws a right hand that Haa ducks under and follows up with a left that Haa also avoids with ease.
Skenojabitch's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Haa connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Skenojabitch scrambles back to his feet.
Heismann Haa is winning the standup battle so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Some wild striking there from Skenojabitch.
Skenojabitch connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Haa misses with a straight right.
Haa uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Skenojabitch.
Skenojabitch lands a jab to Haa's midsection.
Skenojabitch misses with a body shot.
Skenojabitch takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Skenojabitch thows a leg kick but Haa checks it
and Haa counters with an outside leg kick.
Haa scores with a decent looking hook.
Skenojabitch is looking to land body kicks.
Skenojabitch avoids the body shot from Haa.
Skenojabitch now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Haa looks to land a right hand but Skenojabitch moved out of range.
It seemed like Skenojabitch was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Skenojabitch throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Haa on the side of the head.
Haa lands a glancing blow to the side of Skenojabitch's head.
A nice leg kick lands there from Haa.
Haa throws a shot from downtown. Skenojabitch moves away and avoids it.
Haa misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Skenojabitch throws a lazy right hand but Haa sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Haa looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Skenojabitch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Haa.
Skenojabitch is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Haa with a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skenojabitch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Haa.
Skenojabitch has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Haa.
Haa waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Skenojabitch.
Skenojabitch with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
That kick from Haa tenderised Skenojabitch's leg. Skenojabitch is trying to keep his angry face on.
A leg kick checked by Skenojabitch.
Skenojabitch misses with a left hand
and Haa counters with a good low kick that Skenojabitch was not able to check.
Skenojabitch takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Haa missing with a left hand there. Skenojabitch was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Skenojabitch let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Donk. Skenojabitch catches Haa right on the button with a cross.
Haa throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Skenojabitch misses with a looping right.
Haa scores with a jab to the head.
Haa lands with a thumping leg kick.
Skenojabitch scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Haa doesn't seem bothered though.
A good leg kick by Haa.
Haa connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Haa takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Skenojabitch cracks Haa with an open hand slap.
Skenojabitch wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Skenojabitch throws a hook but Haa blocks it.
Haa scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Haa tries to land a leg kick but Skenojabitch saw it coming and moves away.
Skenojabitch punishes Haa's body with a nice straight punch.
Skenojabitch throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Haa.
Haa lands a nice looking body shot.
Haa looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Skenojabitch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Haa manages to avoid it.
Haa throws the kick towards the body but Skenojabitch avoids it.
A slow jab from Skenojabitch misses its intended target.
Skenojabitch uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Haa.
Haa attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Skenojabitch throws a leg kick but Haa sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Jab by Haa.
Skenojabitch looks to land a right hand but Haa moved out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Skenojabitch will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Haa misses the target.
Skenojabitch is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Skenojabitch takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Haa finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Skenojabitch misses with a wild body shot.
Haa misses with a low kick.
Haa scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Haa slips a jab from Skenojabitch.
A little feinted left hand from Haa on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Skenojabitch tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Skenojabitch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Haa moves away.
A big right from Haa misses.
Skenojabitch throws a body shot but no joy.
Skenojabitch on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Skenojabitch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Haa moves away.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Skenojabitch thows a left - swing and a miss!
Skenojabitch has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Haa thuds a left hand into Skenojabitch's body.
Haa moves away from the strike by Skenojabitch.
Skenojabitch looks to land a body kick but Haa moved away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Heismann Haa dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Skenojabitch takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Skenojabitch throws a body shot but no joy.
Skenojabitch ducks right into an uppercut from Haa.
Haa connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Skenojabitch throws an overhand right that lands on Haa's shoulder, as Haa tries to avoid the shot.
Haa appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Haa steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Skenojabitch.
Haa throws a sloppy head kick and Skenojabitch moves out of range easily.
Nice body kick there by Haa.
Skenojabitch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Haa. Haa obviously looking to wear him down.
Skenojabitch takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Haa fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Skenojabitch has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Haa takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A swing and a miss from Skenojabitch.
A head kick misses from Skenojabitch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Haa just misses with a punch to the body.
Haa throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Skenojabitch on the side of the head.
Haa misses with a leg kick.
Skenojabitch misses with a series of wild punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Haa bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A thudding body kick lands there by Haa!
Haa moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Haa throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Skenojabitch avoids the body shot from Haa.
Haa lands with a right hand.
The fighters circling - Haa throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Haa staying out of range there.
Haa takes a swing at Skenojabitch's ribcage but misses.
Skenojabitch throws a right and a left that Haa avoids nicely.
Skenojabitch has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Haa.
Haa ducks under a wild hook from Skenojabitch.
Haa connects with an inside leg kick.
Skenojabitch misses with a head kick.
Skenojabitch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Haa throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Skenojabitch lands a nice shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Haa tenderised Skenojabitch's leg. Skenojabitch is trying to keep his angry face on.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Haa throws a hook but Skenojabitch avoids it easily.
Haa is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Skenojabitch can do to turn this around?
Skenojabitch throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Haa takes a swing at Skenojabitch's ribcage but misses.
Haa with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Haa looks to land a right hand but Skenojabitch moved out of range.
Skenojabitch on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Haa walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Haa with the inside leg kick.
Haa lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Skenojabitch tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nice jab there from Haa.
Haa missing with a left hand there. Skenojabitch was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Skenojabitch scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Haa scores with a push kick.
Skenojabitch takes a swing at Haa's ribcage but misses.
Haa throws out a leg kick but Skenojabitch moves out of range and Haa only half commits.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Haa lands a head shot.
Skenojabitch throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Good leg kick by Haa.
Haa's jab looks to have found its range, popping Skenojabitch under the eye.
Haa wants to land a leg kick but Skenojabitch is out of range.
Skenojabitch takes a swing at Haa's ribcage but misses.
Jab by Skenojabitch.
Haa moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Haa takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dank Skenojabitch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Haa feints and then cracks Skenojabitch's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Skenojabitch down.
Skenojabitch sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Haa scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Haa throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Haa takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Haa throws out a loose jab but Skenojabitch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice uppercut lands for Haa. That snapped Skenojabitch's head back.
Haa works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Skenojabitch lunges at Haa with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Haa's hand.
Haa misses the jab.
Haa tries to score with a low kick but Skenojabitch moves his leg out of the way.
A swing and a miss from Haa.
Skenojabitch swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Skenojabitch just misses with a punch to the body.
Skenojabitch lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Haa circles away quickly and effectively.
Skenojabitch takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Haa scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Skenojabitch doesn't seem bothered though.
Skenojabitch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Haa throws a body shot but no joy.
Haa getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Skenojabitch misses with a combination
and Haa counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Haa's corner calls for a 1-2. Haa obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Haa lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Skenojabitch at a distance.
Heismann Haa is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Skenojabitch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Haa.
And that's the end of the fight!
Heismann Haa showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Haa has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 30:27
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heismann Haa!
A relieved looking Heismann Haa thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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