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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dude McWrestler (ranked 1587 p4p, 2233 weight class) and Leonard Nimoy (ranked 194 p4p, 272 weight class). Leonard Nimoy has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Dude McWrestler's chin.
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 15 - 3, fighting out of London, Dude McWrestler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 26 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Leonard Nimoy!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Wagner Zegers and Patrick Alders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nimoy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McWrestler.
McWrestler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nimoy missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWrestler doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Nimoy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nimoy tries to sprawl but McWrestler drives through with a takedown into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
McWrestler looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Nimoy is looking to improve his position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Nimoy can do anything to dispel that myth.
McWrestler controlling the action here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nimoy wants to improve his position but McWrestler is controlling well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler tries to pass to full mount but Nimoy defends it.
McWrestler content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
McWrestler wants to free his trapped foot but Nimoy is holding on for dear life with his legs.
McWrestler takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Nimoy tries to get to full guard but McWrestler has control of the leg.
McWrestler controlling the action here.
Nimoy tries to get to full guard but McWrestler has control of the leg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
McWrestler trying to mount his opponent but Nimoy defends it.
McWrestler looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McWrestler shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Nimoy's guard.
McWrestler showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nimoy tries to land a sweep but no joy.
McWrestler slips nicely into half guard.
McWrestler with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nimoy is trying to stand back up but McWrestler is controlling him
Nimoy is looking to improve his position.
McWrestler wants to free his trapped foot but Nimoy is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Nimoy is looking to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
McWrestler is taking a breather. Nimoy says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Nimoy keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McWrestler shoots in for a double leg but Nimoy sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McWrestler connects with a nice looking jab.
McWrestler shoots in looking for a takedown. Nimoy tries to sprawl out of it but McWrestler keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Nimoy manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
McWrestler feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
McWrestler passes Nimoy's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
McWrestler frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
McWrestler wants to control the pace but Nimoy is squirming around nicely.
McWrestler prevents Nimoy from getting the reversal.
Dude McWrestler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
McWrestler content just to control the position here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nimoy is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
McWrestler content just to control the position here.
Nimoy is looking to get to half guard.
We've been hearing that McWrestler has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler controlling the position easily from mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Nimoy wants to hold on but McWrestler pushes him away.
McWrestler tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Nimoy can do to turn this around?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
McWrestler wants to control the pace but Nimoy is squirming around nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
McWrestler controlling his opponent.
Further stalling from McWrestler.
Nimoy is squirming around, avoiding McWrestler's attempts to control the action.
McWrestler sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because McWrestler is stinking the place up with his stalling.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dude McWrestler dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Nimoy throws out a loose jab but McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWrestler closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Nimoy quickly recovers to half guard.
McWrestler is taking a breather. Nimoy says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
McWrestler passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Nimoy!
McWrestler controlling the position easily from mount.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler trying to control but Nimoy is having none of it.
Nimoy tries to hold on but McWrestler postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler trying to control but Nimoy is having none of it.
McWrestler controlling his opponent.
Leonard Nimoy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
McWrestler can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Nimoy is looking to escape.
Nimoy tries to reverse the position but McWrestler maintains control.
McWrestler takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
McWrestler has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nimoy really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
McWrestler tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
This is a sustained period of stalling by McWrestler.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
McWrestler continues to hold on tight.
McWrestler tries to control but Nimoy wriggling away.
Dude McWrestler is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
McWrestler sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McWrestler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:27
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!
Dude McWrestler spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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