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GFY 111 Fuck it, I'm doin Uber PBP Commentary |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 89 wins and 33 losses; Rumsfeld Shart! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 40 wins and 50 losses; Domingo The Flamingo! The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Chris Downing and Alan Glass.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
The Flamingo closes the distance and pushes Shart back into the ropes.
The Flamingo jumps guard and drags Shart to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back. Shart wants to control from the top but The Flamingo keeps moving. The Flamingo controls Shart momentarily but Shart frees himself. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. The Flamingo is controlling Shart's posture. The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
 That's one minute gone in the round.
The Flamingo working for submissions but it's allowed Shart to get to half guard.
The Flamingo tries to roll over but Shart keeps him under control. Shart is thwarting The Flamingo's attempts to control the position. Shart wants to lay and pray for a moment but The Flamingo keeps working.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Shart takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position. The Flamingo wants to control but Shart is keeping busy and won't allow it. Shart looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. The Flamingo wants to improve his position but Shart is controlling well.
Shart perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The Flamingo actively working from the bottom here.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. The Flamingo is looking to control Shart's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can The Flamingo avoid being mounted? The Flamingo might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Shart haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
The Flamingo looking to work for a kimura from the bottom. Shart is looking to take a break and control but The Flamingo is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. The Flamingo wants to control but Shart is keeping busy.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Shart tries to pass the half guard into mount. The Flamingo knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. The Flamingo has a hand on Shart's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Shart takes advantage of the position though and mounts him! Score +3 for passing guard: Shart (3) vs (0) The Flamingo The Flamingo is trying desperately to improve position. Shart looking to control but The Flamingo is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. Shart takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though. Shart tries to control but The Flamingo wriggling away.
 That's five minutes gone in the round. The Flamingo is trying to escape the mount.
The Flamingo is persisting with the attempt to improve his position. The Flamingo wants to control but Shart is having none of it. Shart controlling from the full mount.
 That's six minutes gone in the round. Shart avoids the attempt from The Flamingo to control.
Shart goes for an armbar but The Flamingo turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from The Flamingo. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Shart (3) vs (2) The Flamingo The Flamingo looking to pass the guard. Shart is trying to control the position but The Flamingo postures up. Shart looking to hit a scissor sweep but The Flamingo is one step ahead there.
 That's seven minutes gone in the round. A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Shart holds on and takes a little breather. The Flamingo trying to control the position from guard on top but Shart is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Shart trying to control the position.
The Flamingo trying to control the position from guard on top but Shart is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Shart seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
 That's eight minutes gone in the round. Shart is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Shart looking for a triangle here. The Flamingo is fighting it but it looks tight! Shart pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, The Flamingo is tapping out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 8:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Rumsfeld Shart! Rumsfeld Shart gave a mention to The Huntington New Age Wellness Community in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales). |
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