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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pavel Durov (ranked 2787 p4p, 4215 weight class) and Retard Mitchell (ranked 234 p4p, 362 weight class). Durov comes to the cage accompanied by *Wet oil slushing around ASMR*. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pavel Durov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Retard Mitchell!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Trevor Gratis and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Durov closes the distance and pushes Mitchell back into the cage.
Mitchell throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Durov tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Mitchell just stands there and leans against the cage.
Mitchell dodges an elbow strike from Durov.
Durov could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Mitchell stops a takedown attempt from Durov.
Durov is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Mitchell is defending well for now.
Mitchell pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Durov gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Mitchell falls off balance throwing a combination
and Durov counters with a nice double leg into side control. Mitchell won't be happy with that.
Mitchell tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Mitchell manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mitchell wants to lay and pray for a moment but Durov keeps working.
Durov on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Durov tries to kick Mitchell off but Mitchell keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mitchell is working for a submission of some sort.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mitchell working the head and body with strikes.
Mitchell is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Durov trying to control from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Durov is in trouble now - Mitchell has advanced to mount!
Mitchell controlling from mount.
Durov sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Durov trying to control from the bottom.
Mitchell prevents Durov from improving his position.
Durov is working hard here to advance position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Mitchell working the head and body with strikes.
Mitchell landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Durov is looking to improve his position.
Durov pushes Mitchell off looking to stand but Mitchell dives back in and keeps control.
Mitchell is working for a submission of some sort.
Mitchell moves into full mount! Durov won't be happy about that!
Durov is working to get back to half guard.
The referee warns Durov that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Durov wants to control but Mitchell is having none of it.
Mitchell is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Mitchell raining down hammerfists from mount.
Durov is working to get back to half guard.
Mitchell looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mitchell postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Durov looks a forlorn figure.
Mitchell tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Mitchell landing strikes from the mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Retard Mitchell dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A bone on bone clash there as Mitchell blocks the leg kick.
Durov drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Mitchell scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Horrible takedown attempt by Durov or perhaps it was just good defense by Mitchell, which made it look bad.
Nice shot by Mitchell.
Pavel Durov is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mitchell keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Mitchell lands a nice shot that snaps Durov's head back.
Mitchell has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mitchell looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Mitchell winds up and cracks Durov with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mitchell lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Mitchell working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mitchell looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Durov is rocked!
Retard Mitchell has got the better of the ground game so far.
Mitchell lands strikes from half guard.
Oh Durov is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mitchell is looking to advance position but Durov won't allow it.
Mitchell controlling the action here.
Durov slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Durov seems to have got his legs back now.
Mitchell lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Durov is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Mitchell is controlling him.
Mitchell works over Durov with some ground and pound from guard.
Mitchell is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mitchell connects with a couple of short punches.
Durov can't keep his opponent in guard - Mitchell advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Durov is looking to improve his position.
Mitchell is working for a submission of some sort.
Durov is trying to control but can't.
Durov is trying to stand up here but Mitchell is controlling him well.
Mitchell keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Durov might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mitchell takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Mitchell looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Durov with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Durov wants to get back to full guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Mitchell connects with a nice short shot to Durov's temple.
Mitchell is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Nice strikes from Mitchell there.
Durov has hold of Mitchell's hands but Mitchell slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Mitchell slips a nice elbow through Durov's hands, connecting with Durov's forehead.
Mitchell passes to full mount!
Mitchell is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Durov can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mitchell lands a big shot to the head and Durov winces in pain. He's tapped out due to strikes!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Retard Mitchell!
Pavel Durov spoke after the fight, saying 'Is wasn't fair, daddy didn't give me enough money for supplements and shit.
He definitely didn't give me enough to bride the refs and judges- I could've won by unanimous or TKO or some bullshit atleast!'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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