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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darth Nurple (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Julius Kaiser (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nurple comes to the cage accompanied by Imperial March. Kaiser has chosen Emperor - I am the Black Wizards as his entrance music. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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220 lbs
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216 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
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Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Darth Nurple!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Julius Kaiser!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Reed Andrews and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaiser slips a jab from Nurple.
Kaiser throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kaiser tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kaiser showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Nurple.
Nurple closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Nurple drops Kaiser with a left and a right! Oh, Kaiser is hurt - Nurple dives into side control looking to finish!
It looks like Julius Kaiser has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kaiser stuck in half guard on the bottom here.
Nurple trying to control the position but Kaiser is working away.
Kaiser struggling a bit here.
Nurple in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaiser trying to control but Nurple flips him over like a cheap hooker and has his back!
Nurple not allowing Kaiser to control his hands.
Nurple punches the canvas rather than the man.
I really don't envy Kaiser right now.
Nurple just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Nurple trying to control momentarily.
Nurple controlling well, preventing Kaiser from escaping the position.
Nurple controlling from the back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Kaiser has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from Nurple.
Kaiser covering up well and avoiding damage.
Nurple has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Kaiser is really stuck here.
Kaiser trying to control but not successfully.
Kaiser rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Nurple not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Kaiser displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Nurple throws out the jab.
Kaiser lands a lovely overhand right.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nurple throws a push kick but Kaiser slaps the foot to one side.
Kaiser attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Kaiser misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kaiser sets himself and throws a head kick that knocks Nurple to the ground! Kaiser dives into full mount looking to finish!
Nurple tries to lock up and control but Kaiser gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Nurple is looking to get to half guard.
Kaiser stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nurple lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kaiser avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Nurple ducks under a wild hook from Kaiser.
Nurple wants to clinch up but Kaiser keeps it at a distance.
Nurple looks to throw the jab but Kaiser is out of range.
Nurple moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kaiser throws a sloppy head kick and Nurple moves out of range easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Kaiser misses the target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A head kick misses from Kaiser.
Nurple slips a straight right by Kaiser.
Kaiser throws the left hand but Nurple avoids the punch easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Darth Nurple dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Julius Kaiser's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Kaiser wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nurple throws a leg kick but Kaiser moved away.
Kaiser is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nurple.
Nurple uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kaiser.
Kaiser misses with the body kick
and Nurple connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nurple dips to his left and cracks Kaiser with an uppercut!
Kaiser tries to land a front kick but Nurple steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A head kick by Kaiser misses
and Nurple counters with a slapping leg kick.
Kaiser is breathing heavily.
Kaiser gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nurple uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kaiser.
Nurple has Kaiser up against the cage in a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Kaiser blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kaiser struggles to land a body shot inside as Nurple controls his hands.
Nurple unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kaiser lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The referee calls for Nurple to work.
Nurple lands a good knee to the midsection. Kaiser won't want to take too many of those.
Kaiser managing to block the knees to the body from Nurple.
Nurple trying to land knees to the body.
Nurple stalling in the clinch.
Nurple tries for a takedown. No joy.
Kaiser pushes off an throws an elbow but Nurple leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The referee calls for Nurple to work.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Kaiser.
Nurple blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kaiser misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kaiser trying to stall but Nurple improves his position.
Kaiser comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nurple breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A leg kick checked by Nurple.
Darth Nurple is winning the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nurple misses with a wild combination.
Nurple lands with a nice combination. Kaiser backs away looking to recover.
Kaiser throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Nurple counters with an outside leg kick.
Nurple misses with a hook. Kaiser ducked under it nicely.
Kaiser has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Nurple.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nurple moves into the clinch.
Kaiser blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kaiser is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Nurple is keeping busy.
Kaiser tries to land a knee to the head but Nurple blocks with his arms.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Kaiser landing knees to the head.
Nurple breaks from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Kaiser.
Nurple throws a leg kick which misses Kaiser's front leg but catches the back leg as Kaiser tries to avoid it.
Nurple lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kaiser's sensitive parts.
Good leg kick by Nurple there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Nurple moves into the clinch.
Nurple putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kaiser in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Nurple will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Kaiser up against the cage.
Nurple seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Kaiser lands a knee to the head.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Nurple as Kaiser tries to tie him up.
Nurple unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kaiser lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nurple scores a nice knee to the body.
Kaiser takes a knee to the side of the body.
Come on Nurple - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Nurple using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kaiser managing to block the knees to the body from Nurple.
Kaiser misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nurple unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kaiser lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kaiser tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Nurple breaks from the clinch.
Nurple throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kaiser counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nurple needs to keep his hands up - Kaiser had a free shot at his head there.
Kaiser misses with a kick to the body
and Nurple counters with a three punch combo that has Kaiser backing up. Kaiser nods at Nurple to acknowledge the strikes.
Nurple avoids the head kick by Kaiser.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nurple throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good leg kick by Kaiser there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Darth Nurple dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Julius Kaiser's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Nurple connects with a single shot there.
Kaiser will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nurple throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kaiser counters with a nice low kick that buckles Nurple's knee momentarily.
A leg kick checked by Kaiser.
Kaiser tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nurple is looking to slow Kaiser down with leg kicks.
Kaiser throws a lazy head kick
and Nurple counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Good leg kick by Nurple there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Nurple closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kaiser throws a leg kick
and Nurple counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A big left from Kaiser misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from Kaiser misses
and Nurple counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nurple throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kaiser misses with a looping right.
Kaiser throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nurple sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nurple keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kaiser throws a lazy body kick
and Nurple counters with a nice body shot.
Nurple throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Kaiser.
Kaiser throws a head kick that misses
and Nurple makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Nurple's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Nurple duly obliges.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nurple cracks Kaiser with an open hand slap.
Donk. Nurple catches Kaiser right on the button with a cross.
Nurple scores with a push kick.
Nurple circles away from the clinch attempt
and Nurple counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Nurple throws out a powerful jab.
Nurple throws a leg kick but Kaiser sees it coming and moves out of range.
Nurple throws a hook but Kaiser avoids it easily.
Nurple misses the shot to the body.
Julius Kaiser has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Darth Nurple is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaiser ducks under a wild hook from Nurple.
Nurple will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kaiser connects with a solid leg kick.
Kaiser throws a body kick the misses
and Nurple counters with a slapping leg kick.
Kaiser looks to land a right hand but Nurple moved out of range.
Kaiser pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nurple connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nurple misses with a body kick.
Kaiser throws a sloppy head kick and Nurple moves out of range easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nurple scores with a head kick.
Nurple bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kaiser tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Nurple is able to avoid easily.
Kaiser works the jab nicely.
Nurple moves out of range of the body kick.
Kaiser tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nurple throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Kaiser to counter with a crisp jab.
Nurple fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kaiser looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nurple lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kaiser misses with a jab to the body
and Nurple counters with a straight right hand.
And that's the end of the fight!
Darth Nurple showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Nurple, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight for Darth Nurple!
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight for Darth Nurple!
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight for Darth Nurple!
Darth Nurple wins by unanimous decision!
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