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GFY 114 Whores don't hike. PBP Commentary |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 74 wins and 30 losses; Jackson Hole! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 92 wins and 33 losses; Rumsfeld Shart! The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Percy O'Donnell.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Hole looking for a takedown here - he's got it. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Hole (2) vs (0) Shart Hole controlling from the top position. Shart is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Shart is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Hole wants to pass the guard but Shart is keeping the position. Shart is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Shart is trying to keep Hole in close.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Shart has his hands on Hole's head, controlling the position. Hole won't allow Shart to sweep him here. Hole controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Shart not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Hole advances to half guard. Hole is taking a breather. Shart says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something. Hole prevents Shart from improving his position. Shart keeps control of the position for the meantime. Hole seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Shart does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. Hole wants to pass to mount but Shart is defending the position. Shart is refusing to be controlled, as Hole sits in half guard.
 That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shart actively working from the bottom here. Shart is trying to maintain the position but Hole is very close to passing his half guard. Hole trying to mount his opponent but Shart defends it. Shart trying to control from the bottom.
Shart is not content to let Hole control the position. Shart tries to roll over but Hole keeps him under control. Hole wants to control but Shart is keeping him busy. Hole slows the pace down in half guard. Hole trying to control the action but Shart is working from the bottom.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Shart slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work. Hole content to stall in guard here. Hole wants to control from the top but Shart keeps moving. Hole controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. Hole pushes down on Shart's leg and manages to get into half guard. Hole takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position. The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring. Shart is staying active underneath Hole, who seems content to just control the action from this position. Hole is thwarting Shart's attempts to control the position. Hole trying to control from half guard but Shart is working away.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Shart felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it. Hole moves nicely into side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Hole (5) vs (0) Shart Shart is looking to regain half guard here but Hole keeps moving and retains side control. Hole wants to take a breather but Shart manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Hole. Hole looking to sit in guard and control but Shart gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Hole (5) vs (2) Shart Shart trying to control but Hole is working from the bottom. Hole seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
 That's five minutes gone in the round. Hole bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Shart's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Hole (7) vs (2) Shart Hole wants to control from the top but Shart keeps moving. Shart keeping full guard, as Hole tries to pass. Shart looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hole is one step ahead there.
Shart is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Hole is aware though and is defending well. Hole wants to pass the guard but Shart is keeping the position.
Shart working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Hole doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Hole manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
 That's six minutes gone in the round. Hole is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. Shart is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent. Hole trying to control the position from guard on top but Shart is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Shart keeping full guard, as Hole tries to pass. Shart not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Hole passes Shart's left leg - he's now in half guard. Shart trying to control here.
 That's seven minutes gone in the round. Hole content to control rather than advance. Hole trying to control from half guard but Shart is working away. Hole content to control rather than advance. Hole wants to lay and pray for a moment but Shart keeps working.
 That's eight minutes gone in the round. Hole trying to control the pace. Shart tries to roll over but Hole keeps him under control. Hole trying to control from Shart's half guard. Shart has other ideas though and has regained full guard. Hole might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground. Hole wants to control from the top but Shart keeps moving. Hole stopping the sweep attempt from Shart. Hole trying to control the position from guard on top but Shart is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Shart working a defensive guard here.
Shart is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Hole stays in close to Shart's body and controls the position.
 That's nine minutes gone in the round. Shart tries to land a sweep but no joy. Hole is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. Hole trying to control but Shart is working from the bottom. Hole pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Shart is keeping the position for now. Hole engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. Shart trying to control the position here. Hole trying to control the position from guard on top but Shart is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
 That's ten minutes gone in the round. Hole wants to pass the guard but Shart is keeping the position. Hole wants to control from the top but Shart keeps moving. Hole looking to control the position here, rather than advance. Shart wants to sweep but no luck.
 That's eleven minutes gone in the round. Hole looking to sit in guard and control but Shart gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Hole (7) vs (4) Shart Hole controls Shart momentarily but Shart frees himself.
Shart got a little sloppy there for a moment and Hole has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Shart has managed to get both his arms back between Hole's legs - danger averted. Hole wants to control the position but Shart says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard. Shart seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Hole does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. Shart controlling the pace. Hole gets back to full guard.
Shart postures up.
Shart engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. Hole tries to land a sweep but no joy.
 That's twelve minutes gone in the round. Hole keeping full guard, as Shart tries to pass. Shart slips nicely into half guard. Hole wants to control but Shart is keeping busy.
Hole is trying to get back to full guard. Hole is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Shart's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Shart's back! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Hole (11) vs (4) Shart Shart trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble. Will Hole go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Hole is really struggling to control Shart but he's trying to hold on to the position.
 That's thirteen minutes gone in the round. Hole gets his hands free as Shart looks to control. Shart might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Hole haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time. Shart is keeping busy.
Shart can't escape the position.
Shart wants to control his opponent's hands but Hole gets his hands free. Hole slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Shart tries to roll but Hole sticks to his back.
 That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Hole tightening his grip on Shart, looking for the choke. Hole controlling the position well here. Shart rolled but Hole kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.
Hole trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
Hole has his opponent's back and is working for the choke. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out! Hole controlling well, preventing Shart from escaping the position.
And that's the end of the fight! Hole takes the fight on points by 11 to 4. Jackson Hole gave a mention to The Huntington New Age Wellness Community in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales). Rumsfeld Shart spoke after the fight, saying 'You either win or you learn, this time I learned... Ossss'. |
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