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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Porter Porker (ranked 2092 p4p, 2587 weight class) and Joao Alvarez (ranked 243 p4p, 294 weight class). Porker's entrance music is PEPPA PIG SONG (Remix). A fine choice. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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4 - 2 - 0 |
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Good wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Porter Porker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joao Alvarez!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Emerson Jorge and Mauricio Rocha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alvarez tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Alvarez waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Porker.
Alvarez wants to clinch.
Alvarez takes the fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Porker tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Alvarez's elbow.
Porker stalling in the clinch.
Porker working hard to break the clinch.
Alvarez throws a head punch that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alvarez scores with a shoulder strike.
Alvarez softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Porker has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Alvarez lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Porker backwards.
Alvarez lands a shoulder strike.
Alvarez working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Alvarez lands with a left to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Alvarez.
Porker blocks a body shot from Alvarez.
Alvarez blocking some punches.
Alvarez throws a head punch that misses.
Alvarez goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Alvarez scores with an uppercut up the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Alvarez lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Porker or not.
Porker is trying to break free.
Alvarez lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Porker is breathing heavily.
Alvarez content to slow the pace in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Porker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Alvarez is struggling to control the position.
Alvarez avoiding damage.
Alvarez lands with a short shot to the head.
A hook to the body from Alvarez.
A nice left hand lands by Alvarez.
Alvarez leaning his opponent against the cage.
Alvarez lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Alvarez lands a left hand that snaps the head of Porker backwards.
Porker takes a shot to the head.
Alvarez drops Porker onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Porker is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Porker is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alvarez lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Porker backwards.
Oh Porker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Alvarez presses Porker against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Alvarez dips a shoulder and cracks Porker with a mighty uppercut! Porker falls back against the cage and Alvarez unloads with a barrage of strikes! Porker is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Alvarez screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joao Alvarez!
Joao Alvarez decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
The defeated Porter Porker had this to say: 'Shout out to the Pig Pen sorry I lost I Luh y'all'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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