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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dildo Baggins (ranked 4171 p4p, 3889 weight class) and Will Chapman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dildo Baggins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Will Chapman!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Shigeki Fujiwara and Sosuke Kotani.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baggins lands with a cross.
It looks like Will Chapman has been cut.
Chapman gets a clinch.
Baggins tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A hook to the body from Chapman.
Chapman is leaning against Baggins and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Baggins really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Baggins is looking to break free of the clinch but Chapman has double underhooks.
A head punch on the inside from Baggins fails to land.
Chapman lands a hook that snaps the head of Baggins backwards.
Chapman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Baggins.
Chapman lands with a right to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Chapman.
Chapman blocks an uppercut.
Chapman blocking some punches.
Baggins misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chapman.
Baggins misses with the head strike.
Baggins has a couple of punches blocked by Chapman.
Baggins throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chapman.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chapman lands a left hand.
Baggins tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Baggins doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Baggins working aggressively here.
Baggins misses with a body punch.
Baggins takes a shot to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chapman.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chapman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Chapman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Baggins tries to throw a body punch but Chapman avoids it by throwing Baggins back against the cage.
Chapman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Baggins's elbow.
Baggins throws a head punch that misses.
Chapman can't find room to land a body shot as Baggins controls the action.
Chapman lands a left hand.
Baggins misses with the head strike.
Chapman blocks a body shot from Baggins.
Chapman tries a body shot but Baggins blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Baggins fails to land.
Baggins tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chapman's elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chapman lands a hook to the side of the head.
Chapman pushes Baggins back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Baggins fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Baggins can't find room to land a body shot as Chapman controls the action.
Baggins tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Baggins misses with a short punch on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Chapman.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chapman.
Chapman misses with a punch to the body.
Baggins misses with a hook to the ribs.
Baggins working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Chapman lands a right hand that snaps the head of Baggins backwards.
Baggins pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Baggins comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Chapman takes a jab right on the kisser.
Chapman on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Baggins takes a swing at Chapman's ribcage but misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chapman takes the fight into the clinch.
Baggins fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Baggins fails to land.
A short uppercut from Chapman.
Baggins misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chapman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Baggins's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Baggins.
Chapman working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Baggins takes a shot to the head.
Chapman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chapman tries to throw a body punch but Baggins avoids it by throwing Chapman back against the cage.
Baggins tries to break the clinch but Chapman is controlling the position.
Baggins prevents a body shot from Chapman.
Chapman misses with a punch to the body.
Chapman tries to work over Baggins's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Baggins misses with a punch to the body.
Baggins lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Baggins fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Baggins struggles to land a body shot inside as Chapman controls his hands.
Baggins breaks from the clinch.
Chapman walks into a stiff left hand from Baggins.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Baggins connects with a right hand. Chapman shakes it off.
Chapman is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Chapman scores with a takedown into Baggins's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chapman wants to control from the top but Baggins keeps moving.
Baggins is looking to sweep but instead, Chapman has passed into half guard.
Baggins is trying is best to control the position here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Dildo Baggins will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Will Chapman's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Chapman closes the distance but Baggins moves to the side
and Baggins counters with a nice body shot.
Baggins with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Baggins lands with a nice body punch.
Chapman wants to clinch but Baggins slips to the side
and Baggins connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Baggins. Chapman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Baggins lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Chapman is rocked!
Baggins circles away from the clinch attempt.
Chapman is still on wobbly legs! Can Baggins finish him?
Baggins misses with a looping left.
Chapman tries to clinch up but Baggins circles away and keeps his distance.
Chapman circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Baggins. Chapman falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Baggins!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dildo Baggins!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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