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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Aiden Cohen (ranked 4427 p4p, 4739 weight class) and Nipple Clamp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Aiden Cohen is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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182 cm 16 190 0 - 0 - 0 |
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180 cm 18 180 0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt Basic striking Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler Brawler Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Aiden Cohen! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Nipple Clamp! The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Chris Downing.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clamp closes the distance and clinches. Clamp is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Clamp decides to pull guard.
Cohen thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cohen avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Cohen trying to control the position from guard on top but Clamp is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Cohen controlling from the top position. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Cohen is looking to advance position but Clamp has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Cohen is wriggling around trying to escape.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Clamp wants to get back to his feet but Cohen is holding on tight.
Cohen tries to reverse the position but Clamp maintains control. Cohen is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. Cohen is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Clamp has control of Cohen's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Cohen regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Cohen in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head. Clamp landing strikes from the mount and Cohen is in trouble! Cohen is looking to get to half guard.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Clamp with shots to the head and body - Cohen looks very uncomfortable down there.
Clamp is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Cohen is surviving well by controlling Clamp's body position as best he can. Clamp looking to control but Cohen is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. Cohen is looking to improve his position but Clamp isn't that keen on the idea. Clamp controlling his opponent. Clamp trying to control but Cohen is having none of it. Cohen gets back to half guard.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Cohen is not content to let Clamp control the position. Cohen wants to control but Clamp is keeping busy.
Cohen is looking to improve his position.
Cohen moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Cohen is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Cohen is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
 That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clamp is posturing up here but Cohen has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Clamp tries to roll out but it's too tight and Clamp has to tap! Slick submission there by Cohen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Aiden Cohen! A very excited looking Aiden Cohen rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
31% |
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