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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dopey McDopeface (ranked 3937 p4p, 24705 weight class) and Emerson Hartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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200 cm 18 260 0 - 0 - 0 |
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225 cm 30 268 1 - 3 - 1 |
BJJ White Belt Dangerous knees Good chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt Decent boxing Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Dopey McDopeface! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 1 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Emerson Hartman! The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Richard Clark and Paul Tew.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hartman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with McDopeface, pushing him back against the cage. Hartman's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! The referee calls for Hartman to work.
Hartman effectively controlling the action here. McDopeface misses with a body punch.
McDopeface tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. A right handed body shot lands from McDopeface.
McDopeface has a couple of punches blocked by Hartman.
McDopeface using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Hartman looks winded! Hartman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McDopeface landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Hartman letting McDopeface take a breather here. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. McDopeface can't find room to land a body shot as Hartman controls the action.
McDopeface lands a knee to the body.
Hartman blocking some punches.
McDopeface tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McDopeface misses with a knee to the head.
 That's one minute gone in the round. McDopeface utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. Hartman prevents a body shot from McDopeface. McDopeface slows down the pace here.
Hartman blocks an uppercut.
McDopeface misses with a knee to the head. The pace really dropping off here, momentarily. McDopeface tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A knee to the head by McDopeface.
McDopeface scores with a knee to the head.
Hartman is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. McDopeface lands with a light punch inside. McDopeface swings wildly with an uppercut but Hartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. McDopeface scores with a knee to the head.
 It looks like Emerson Hartman has been cut. McDopeface tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. McDopeface lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! McDopeface working the clinch nicely. Hartman is working for position but McDopeface cracks him with a big knee to the head! Hartman crumples up against the cage and McDopeface lands two more shots before the ref can save Hartman! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Dopey McDopeface!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
45% |
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