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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Talan Wu (ranked 2123 p4p, 2008 weight class) and Porter Porker (ranked 228 p4p, 211 weight class). Porker comes into a darkened arena with his song building. PEPPA PIG SONG (Remix) kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Talan Wu is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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2 - 0 - 0 |
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Talan Wu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Porter Porker!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Steve Smith and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Porker was well out of range. Poor timing from Wu.
Porker throws a counter combo.
Wu swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Porker looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Wu lands a body shot.
Jab from Wu.
Porker throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sloppy strikes from Wu. Those never looked like landing.
Wu lands a left and a right that send Porker crashing to the mat, dazed. Wu thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Porker is rocked!
It looks like Porter Porker has been cut.
Porker has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A swing and a miss from Porker.
Porker is still on wobbly legs! Can Wu finish him?
Wu flashes Porker a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Porker's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Porker crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Wu punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Talan Wu!
Talan Wu spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
In defeat, Porter Porker stepped up to the mic, saying 'Shout out to the Pig Pen sorry I lost I Luh y'all'.
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