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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tyrion Slamister (ranked 2383 p4p, 1633 weight class) and Never Hurry (ranked 263 p4p, 188 weight class). Never Hurry will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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150 cm 27 255 4 - 7 - 0 |
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198 cm 38 271 21 - 16 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ Excellent boxer Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler World class boxer Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 4 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tyrion Slamister! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Never Hurry! The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Shigeki Fujiwara and Taro Takaoka.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Slamister shoots in and drives through. Hurry sprawls well. Hurry appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick. Slamister is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hurry sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. Slamister on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Slamister shoots in for a takedown but Hurry shows good takedown defense. A countering left hand to the body from Hurry misses. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tyrion Slamister. That's going to take a lot out of him. Slamister with a lazy takedown attempt and Hurry counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Slamister gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Hurry connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Slamister is breathing heavily. Slamister with a lazy takedown attempt
and Hurry counters with a crisp right hand that drops Slamister! Hurry lets Slamister back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
 It looks like Tyrion Slamister has been cut. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Slamister gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Hurry counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Never Hurry! A very excited looking Never Hurry made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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