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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jaffa Cake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jan Von Luxsmeer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cake's entrance music is Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps. A fine choice. Jan Von Luxsmeer acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jaffa Cake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jan Von Luxsmeer!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Nard Betker and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice combination there by Cake.
Von Luxsmeer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cake throws out the jab.
Cake tries a head kick but it misses.
Cake doesn't manage to clinch there - Von Luxsmeer circles away.
Cake throws a wild body kick that Von Luxsmeer sees coming a mile off.
Von Luxsmeer dodges the punch combination from Cake.
Von Luxsmeer scores with a jab to the body.
Von Luxsmeer connects with a good right hand that stumbles Cake. Cake circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Cake throws a jab when Von Luxsmeer was well out of range.
Von Luxsmeer clinches but Cake breaks the clinch
and Cake counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cake darts in trying to clinch
and Von Luxsmeer counters with a straight right hand.
Cake scores with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cake throws a left and a right that both miss
and Von Luxsmeer counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Von Luxsmeer.
Cake is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cake looking for a sweep. Not yet Cake, not yet.
Cake is trying to control the position but Von Luxsmeer postures up.
Cake will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Cake wants to stand up but Von Luxsmeer is controlling him.
Von Luxsmeer slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Von Luxsmeer wants to control from the top but Cake keeps moving.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Cake uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Cake misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cake throws the left hand but Von Luxsmeer avoids the punch easily.
Von Luxsmeer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cake tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cake connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Cake misses with an uppercut. Von Luxsmeer saw that one coming.
Von Luxsmeer drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Cake on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Cake tries to get out of the position.
Cake is trying to escape the position but Von Luxsmeer is controlling the position.
Cake wants to control but Von Luxsmeer postures up.
Von Luxsmeer throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Von Luxsmeer is looking to take a break and control but Cake is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cake wants to control but Von Luxsmeer postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Luxsmeer trying to control the action but Cake is working from the bottom.
Von Luxsmeer tries to move to mount but Cake blocks the move with his legs.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Cake throws a nice looking combination but Von Luxsmeer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cake moves into the clinch.
Cake jumps guard but Von Luxsmeer stands there with Cake around his waist. Cake gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Von Luxsmeer lands an uppercut.
Cake wants to break free but Von Luxsmeer has control.
Cake working hard to break the clinch.
Cake is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Cake wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Von Luxsmeer has Cake pressed against the cage, preventing Cake from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Von Luxsmeer trying to control the position but instead, Cake has worked for underhooks and has pushed Von Luxsmeer into the cage.
Cake letting Von Luxsmeer take a breather here.
Von Luxsmeer tries a body shot but Cake blocks it.
Von Luxsmeer keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Cake's efforts to push away.
Von Luxsmeer trying to stall but Cake improves his position.
Cake lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cake has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Cake is trying to break free.
Von Luxsmeer drops down looking for an ankle pick but Cake pulls his leg out and moves away.
Von Luxsmeer changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Cake tries to avoid it but Von Luxsmeer manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Cake to the ground. Cake escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Cake really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Von Luxsmeer.
Cake is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Jan Von Luxsmeer will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Cake bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Von Luxsmeer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cake was well out of range. Poor timing from Von Luxsmeer.
Cake uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Von Luxsmeer has time to react.
Cake shoots and misses
and Von Luxsmeer counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Cake tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Von Luxsmeer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cake tries to clinch there but Von Luxsmeer circles away.
Von Luxsmeer thows a body shot but no joy.
Jaffa Cake is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cake fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cake misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cake is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Von Luxsmeer tries to clinch there but Cake circles away.
Jaffa Cake seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cake swinging wilding here.
Cake misses with the combination.
Von Luxsmeer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Luxsmeer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Von Luxsmeer throws a sloppy body shot
and Cake counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cake throws an overhand right that lands on Von Luxsmeer's shoulder, as Von Luxsmeer tries to avoid the shot.
Cake misses with a double jab.
Cake has his takedown stuffed
and Von Luxsmeer counters by moving into the clinch.
Cake is trying to break the clinch but Von Luxsmeer is controlling him.
Cake wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cake wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cake is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Von Luxsmeer tries a body shot but Cake blocks it.
Cake working hard to break the clinch.
Cake working hard to break the clinch.
Cake tries to break free but Von Luxsmeer pushes him back against the cage.
Von Luxsmeer has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Cake is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Von Luxsmeer pressing his opponent against the cage.
Von Luxsmeer wants a takedown.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Luxsmeer tries to stall but Cake uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Cake is trying to break the clinch but Von Luxsmeer is controlling him.
Cake looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Von Luxsmeer wants a takedown.
Jaffa Cake has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jan Von Luxsmeer.
A frustrated look appears on Cake's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Von Luxsmeer works on Cake's body with a couple of short punches.
Von Luxsmeer is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Cake is defending well for now.
Cake is trying to force a seperation but Von Luxsmeer has the dominant position.
Von Luxsmeer prevents Cake from breaking the clinch.
Cake is trying to break the clinch but Von Luxsmeer is controlling him.
Cake wants to break free but Von Luxsmeer has control.
Cake stops a takedown attempt from Von Luxsmeer.
Cake has had enough of the clinch but Von Luxsmeer keeps him there for the moment.
Cake wants to break free but Von Luxsmeer has control.
Cake avoiding damage as Von Luxsmeer throws knees to the body.
Cake has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Cake is trying to force a seperation but Von Luxsmeer has the dominant position.
Nice body punch from Von Luxsmeer.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cake wants to break free but Von Luxsmeer has control.
Von Luxsmeer is trying to trip Cake. He has hold of a leg but Cake is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Von Luxsmeer persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Cake holds on and takes a little breather.
Cake wants to get back to his feet but Von Luxsmeer is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Von Luxsmeer controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Von Luxsmeer won't allow Cake to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Von Luxsmeer wants to control from the top but Cake keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Luxsmeer stopping the sweep attempt from Cake.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Cake misses with a straight left.
Cake throws a series of punches but Von Luxsmeer avoids them all with ease.
Von Luxsmeer misses with a hook.
Von Luxsmeer fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Cake closes the distance looking to clinch
so Von Luxsmeer counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Cake seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jan Von Luxsmeer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Cake connects with a good right hand that stumbles Von Luxsmeer. Von Luxsmeer circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Cake misses with a body punch
and Von Luxsmeer counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Cake's guard now.
Von Luxsmeer stops Cake from standing up.
Von Luxsmeer being controlled here momentarily.
Cake is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Von Luxsmeer trying to control but Cake is working from the bottom.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Von Luxsmeer's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Luxsmeer trying to control the position from guard on top but Cake is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cake wants to stand up but Von Luxsmeer is controlling him.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Cake wants to clinch.
Von Luxsmeer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cake.
Von Luxsmeer tries to clinch up.
Cake fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Von Luxsmeer manages to avoid it.
Cake gets caught flat footed, as Von Luxsmeer shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Von Luxsmeer trying to control but Cake is working from the bottom.
Von Luxsmeer stops Cake from standing up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Luxsmeer tries to free his leg and advance position but Cake is retaining full guard.
Cake looking to control but Von Luxsmeer passes into half guard.
Von Luxsmeer content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Cake is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Von Luxsmeer's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Von Luxsmeer's back!
Cake struggling to land strikes to the head as Von Luxsmeer covers up.
Von Luxsmeer is trying to stand back up.
Von Luxsmeer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Von Luxsmeer is really stuck here.
Cake throwing wild punches that miss their target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cake keeps control of the position easily here as Von Luxsmeer tries to buck him off.
Cake working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
You can see the frustration on Von Luxsmeer's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Von Luxsmeer covering up well and avoiding damage.
Jaffa Cake has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Cake struggling to land strikes to the head as Von Luxsmeer covers up.
Cake slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Cake has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Cake missing with strikes from the back.
Cake has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Von Luxsmeer's body.
Cake lands shots from the back.
Cake is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Jan Von Luxsmeer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Von Luxsmeer defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jan Von Luxsmeer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Von Luxsmeer winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 28:30
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jan Von Luxsmeer!
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