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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paddy Big Tummy (ranked 4063 p4p, 5101 weight class) and Thor Poohammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Paddy Big Tummy has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Paddy Big Tummy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Thor Poohammer!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Skip Squint and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Poohammer on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Poohammer looks winded!
Poohammer shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Big Tummy pinned against the cage. Big Tummy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Big Tummy has Poohammer up against the cage in a clinch.
Poohammer prevents the takedown attempt.
Poohammer wants to break free but Big Tummy has control.
Poohammer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Poohammer looking to stall.
Poohammer drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Big Tummy gets the underhooks and prevents it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Big Tummy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Big Tummy pressing his opponent against the cage.
Big Tummy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Big Tummy pulls Poohammer into guard.
Big Tummy wants to sweep here but Poohammer controlling him for the moment.
Big Tummy is working hard here to advance position.
Big Tummy is trying to control the position from the bottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Poohammer accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Poohammer prevents Big Tummy from getting back to his feet.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Big Tummy had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Poohammer defends it easily.
Big Tummy not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poohammer walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Poohammer tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Big Tummy defends well and Poohammer ends up having to push Big Tummy into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Paddy Big Tummy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Thor Poohammer.
Big Tummy has Poohammer up against the cage in a clinch.
Poohammer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Poohammer leaves Big Tummy with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Poohammer tries to clinch up but Big Tummy circles away and keeps his distance.
Big Tummy darts in looking for a takedown but Poohammer gets double underhooks and turns Big Tummy into the cage.
Poohammer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Poohammer manages to break the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Big Tummy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Big Tummy wants it to stay on the feet.
Nice takedown defense from Poohammer. No joy for Big Tummy on that attempt.
Big Tummy shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Poohammer but Poohammer pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Big Tummy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Big Tummy tries to score a body lock takedown but Poohammer shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Poohammer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Big Tummy.
Big Tummy looking to slow down the pace here.
Poohammer has a couple of punches blocked by Big Tummy.
Poohammer wants to get back to striking at distance but Big Tummy won't allow it.
Big Tummy is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Poohammer pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Poohammer throws a punch but it's blocked by Big Tummy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Big Tummy has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Poohammer is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Big Tummy blocks an elbow strike.
Poohammer misses with a punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Poohammer.
Poohammer swings wildly with an uppercut but Big Tummy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Poohammer prevents the takedown attempt.
Big Tummy fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Big Tummy drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Poohammer gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A short uppercut from Poohammer.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Poohammer manages to break the clinch.
Big Tummy tries to score a power double leg takedown but Poohammer sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Big Tummy somewhat.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Paddy Big Tummy will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Poohammer clinches.
Poohammer blocks an uppercut.
Poohammer misses with a punch to the body.
Big Tummy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Poohammer has him pressed against the cage.
Big Tummy is trying to force a seperation but Poohammer has the dominant position.
Poohammer lands with a short shot to the head.
Poohammer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Poohammer stalling the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Big Tummy tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Poohammer smiles and moves away.
Big Tummy throws a head kick but Poohammer moves out of range.
Poohammer shoots and misses
and Big Tummy counters with a straight right hand.
Poohammer tries to clinch up but Big Tummy circles away and keeps his distance.
Poohammer is breathing heavily.
Big Tummy closes this distance looking for a takedown but Poohammer circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Big Tummy moves into range and clinches up with Poohammer.
Big Tummy tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Poohammer smiles and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Paddy Big Tummy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Big Tummy has taken the fight to the clinch.
Big Tummy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Big Tummy tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Poohammer smiles and moves away.
Big Tummy misses with a head kick.
Poohammer tries to clinch up but Big Tummy circles away and keeps his distance.
A counter left hand to the body from Big Tummy misses its target.
Big Tummy fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Big Tummy has a takedown stuffed.
Poohammer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Big Tummy circles away quickly and effectively.
Poohammer shoots in for a takedown but Big Tummy shows good takedown defense.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Big Tummy shoots in for a takedown but Poohammer shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Big Tummy tried to score with a low kick but Poohammer checks it.
Big Tummy moves into the clinch.
Poohammer tries to score a body lock takedown but Big Tummy shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Poohammer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Big Tummy wants a takedown but no success here.
Poohammer has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Big Tummy is looking for a takedown.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Big Tummy.
Big Tummy jumps guard but Poohammer stands there with Big Tummy around his waist. Big Tummy gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Poohammer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Big Tummy fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poohammer looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Poohammer misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Big Tummy misses with a takedown attempt - Poohammer sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Poohammer gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Big Tummy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Poohammer prevents the takedown attempt.
Big Tummy goes for a takedown in the clinch but Poohammer prevents it.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Poohammer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Big Tummy letting Poohammer take a breather here.
Big Tummy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Poohammer checks the leg kick nicely there.
Big Tummy fails with a takedown attempt.
Poohammer fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Poohammer takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Big Tummy misses with a takedown attempt - Poohammer sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Thor Poohammer will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Big Tummy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Poohammer is trying hard to land a takedown here. Big Tummy sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Big Tummy has taken the fight to the clinch.
Big Tummy is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Big Tummy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Poohammer avoids it.
A left hand lands to the body for Big Tummy.
Big Tummy wants a takedown but no success here.
Poohammer letting Big Tummy take a breather here.
Big Tummy is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Poohammer is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poohammer prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Paddy Big Tummy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Big Tummy is trying to pull guard but Poohammer has him pressed against the cage.
Poohammer prevents Big Tummy from breaking the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Poohammer.
Big Tummy blocks a body shot from Poohammer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poohammer manages to break the clinch.
Poohammer darts in and clinches Big Tummy up against the cage.
Poohammer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Big Tummy's elbow.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Thor Poohammer seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Big Tummy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Big Tummy tries to score a power double leg takedown but Poohammer sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Big Tummy somewhat.
Big Tummy misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A low kick from Big Tummy is predictable there
and Poohammer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Poohammer closes the distance and clinches.
Big Tummy could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poohammer wants to break free but Big Tummy has control.
Big Tummy tries for a takedown. No joy.
Big Tummy tries to stall but Poohammer uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Big Tummy blocks an uppercut.
Poohammer avoiding damage.
Big Tummy is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Big Tummy is trying to force a seperation but Poohammer has the dominant position.
Big Tummy has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Poohammer after a bit of a struggle.
Nice body punch from Poohammer - that landed with a thud.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Poohammer takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Big Tummy has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Big Tummy jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Poohammer walks away with a smile on his face. Big Tummy gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Paddy Big Tummy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Poohammer misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Poohammer blocks a head kick by Big Tummy.
Big Tummy gets tackled into the cage by Poohammer. Poohammer maintains the clinch.
Poohammer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Big Tummy tries to pull guard but Poohammer won't allow it.
Poohammer tries to pull guard but Big Tummy won't allow it.
Big Tummy is looking for a takedown.
Big Tummy blocks an elbow strike.
Big Tummy has had enough of the clinch but Poohammer keeps him there for the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poohammer is trying to force a seperation but Big Tummy has the dominant position.
Big Tummy tries to break the clinch but Poohammer is controlling the position.
Poohammer tries to throw a body punch but Big Tummy avoids it by throwing Poohammer back against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Big Tummy's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Big Tummy tries to break the clinch but Poohammer is controlling the position.
Poohammer prevents Big Tummy from breaking the clinch.
Big Tummy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Poohammer.
Big Tummy goes for a takedown attempt but Poohammer pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Poohammer changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Big Tummy looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Poohammer working the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Big Tummy is being controlled here.
And that's the end of the fight!
Thor Poohammer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Poohammer has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 28:30
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thor Poohammer!
After winning the bout, Thor Poohammer thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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