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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between John Johnson (ranked 2720 p4p, 24758 weight class) and Butt Hart Cock Felt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cock Felt is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by i'm not gay. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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145
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Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, John Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Butt Hart Cock Felt!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Anthony Taglia and David Schapiro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Johnson shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Cock Felt napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Johnson stands up.
Johnson decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Johnson seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Johnson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Johnson content to control rather than advance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson stands up from half guard.
Johnson fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Cock Felt to the ground. Johnson is now in Cock Felt's guard.
Johnson stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Johnson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Johnson shoots in and gets a takedown into Cock Felt's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson gets to his feet - Cock Felt follows without any prompting.
Johnson moves into the clinch.
Johnson has Cock Felt pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Johnson pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Cock Felt tumbling to the mat - Johnson dives into Cock Felt's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Johnson throwing strikes but missing.
Johnson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Johnson wants to pass the guard but Cock Felt is keeping the position.
Johnson controlling from the top position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Johnson controls from within his opponent's guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
A head kick misses from Johnson.
Johnson drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Johnson forces his way into half guard.
Johnson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Johnson decides to stand and escape the position.
Johnson moves into the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
John Johnson dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Johnson.
Johnson stands up.
Johnson drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Johnson scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Johnson controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Johnson tries to free his leg and advance position but Cock Felt is retaining full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Johnson looking to pass the guard.
Johnson distracts Cock Felt with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Johnson passes easily into side control. Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
A lull in the action here.
Johnson tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Johnson is trying to get an arm triangle but Cock Felt is defending well.
Johnson working the head and body with strikes.
Johnson decides to take the fight back to the feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson closes the distance and pushes Cock Felt back into the cage.
Johnson works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Johnson with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Johnson throws a strike but Cock Felt rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Johnson wants to stand but Cock Felt is controlling the position.
Cock Felt preventing the sweep.
Cock Felt looking to pass the guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johnson looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Johnson pulls Cock Felt in close to prevent any damage.
Johnson looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Cock Felt passes into side control.
Johnson is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Cock Felt's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Johnson is looking to regain full guard. He's left an arm up in the air though and Cock Felt has latched onto it... Big trouble! Cock Felt pivots for an armbar - it's in tight and it Johnson is tapping in no time flat! Great counter grappling there from Cock Felt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Butt Hart Cock Felt!
Post fight, Butt Hart Cock Felt stared into the camera and said 'I'm looking for my evil twin brother who stole all my family inheritance. Hey, Zacazz Cockfelt, i'm calling you out!!!! I know you're here brother!! And i'll find you!!!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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