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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yanker Funker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kris Roz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kris Roz looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Yanker Funker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Kris Roz!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Andrew Berry and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Funker clinches with his opponent.
Funker looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Roz jumps guard and drags Funker to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Funker forces his way into half guard.
Funker content to control rather than advance.
Roz is looking to control Funker's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Roz avoid being mounted?
Funker is trying to work for a kimura but Roz is defending well.
Funker is figuring out what he wants to do next.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Roz is trying to get back to full guard.
Funker could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Funker is stalling here. Roz is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Funker seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Roz has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Funker is looking for a sweep.
Roz in side control, just content to control the action for now.
You can see the frustration on Funker's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Funker tries to bench press Roz off him but Roz keeps the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Roz is working Funker over with some ground and pound from side control.
Funker tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Roz wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Roz trying to control the position but Funker is working away.
Roz tries to advance to mount but Funker denies him.
Funker tries to improve position but can't.
Roz in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Sloppy strikes there by Roz.
Roz trying to control the position but Funker is working away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Funker tries to improve position but can't.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Funker staying out of range there.
Funker misses with a wild combination.
Funker shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Roz closes the distance and clinches.
Roz tries to stall but Funker uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Funker's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Funker fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Funker throws a right and a left that Roz avoids nicely.
Roz has his takedown stuffed
and Funker decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Roz's guard.
Roz looks gassed!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roz keeping moving, preventing Funker from controlling successfully.
Funker working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Roz is looking to stand up but Funker isn't so interested in that idea.
Funker passes into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Funker is looking to take a break and control but Roz is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Roz actively working from the bottom here.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Yanker Funker dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Funker with a poor takedown
and Roz holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Funker has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Roz is trying to keep an underhook but Funker manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Funker decides to stand up.
Funker scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Roz trying to remain calm as Funker controls from the top position.
Roz sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Funker is just content to waste time from the top position. Roz takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Roz seems keen to control Funker's posture.
Funker seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Funker stopping the sweep attempt from Roz.
Funker seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Roz looking to hit a scissor sweep but Funker is one step ahead there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Funker tries to free his leg and advance position but Roz is retaining full guard.
Funker stays in close to Roz's body and controls the position.
Funker throwing strikes but missing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roz is looking for a triangle but Funker pushes his legs off easily.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Funker shoots in but no luck this time.
Funker fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yanker Funker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Roz doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Funker counters with a nice leg kick.
Funker throws a nice looking combination but Roz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Funker shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Roz wants to control but Funker is keeping busy and won't allow it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roz wants to get back to full guard.
Funker stands up from half guard.
Funker with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Funker throws a nice outside leg kick.
Funker tries to clinch up but Roz circles away and keeps his distance.
Funker tries to clinch there but Roz circles away.
Funker feints and as Roz raises his hands in defense, Funker changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Funker pushes down on Roz's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Funker passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Roz!
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Yanker Funker dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Funker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Roz keeps the fight on the outside.
Roz gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Funker counters with a single leg into guard. Roz didn't expect that.
Funker wants to pass the guard but Roz is keeping the position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Funker is looking to stand up but Roz won't let him.
Yanker Funker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Funker throws and elbow that misses. Roz uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Funker's guard. Nice move by Roz!
Funker keeping moving, preventing Roz from controlling successfully.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Funker tries to close the distance and clinch but Roz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Roz takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Roz takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Funker feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Funker controls from within his opponent's guard.
Funker trying to control but Roz is working from the bottom.
Roz is trying to keep Funker in close.
Funker has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Roz is proving hard to escape from.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Funker stands up and waves to Roz to follow him.
Roz tries to clinch
and Funker counters with a shoot takedown. Roz fights it but they end up in guard.
Roz is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Funker is looking to stand up but Roz won't let him.
Roz wants to sweep here but Funker controlling him for the moment.
Funker trying to control but Roz is working from the bottom.
Funker stands up and waves to Roz to follow him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Funker fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Roz shoots in but Funker avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Funker stuns Roz with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Funker closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Roz struggling a bit here.
Roz regains half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Yanker Funker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Funker, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yanker Funker!
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energy
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FIGHT
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