PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Dolly Llama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gary Perez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Perez has chosen Lose Yourself as his entrance music. Dolly Llama has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Llama
vs
Perez

225 cm
22
140 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

168 cm
23
134 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dolly Llama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gary Perez!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Franklyn Lucas and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Perez avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Llama is looking to clinch.
Perez misses with the combination.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Llama manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Llama with a knee to the head.

It looks like Gary Perez has been cut.
Llama landing knees to the head.
Llama comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Llama lands a knee to the body.
Llama really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Llama lands a knee to the head.
Llama displaying some good clinch control by pressing Perez up against the cage.
Llama landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Llama lands an elbow that stopped Perez in his tracks for a moment.
Llama lands a knee to the body.
Llama stalling.
Llama lands an elbow inside.
Perez wants to break free but Llama has control.
Llama lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nice elbow from Llama.
Llama utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Perez looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Llama with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Llama scores a nice knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Llama.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Llama lands a knee to the head.
Llama lands an elbow inside that Perez shrugs off.
Llama landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Llama lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Perez wants to break the clinch but can't.
Llama lands a nice knee to the body.
Perez wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Llama has him pressed against the cage.
Llama has Perez pressed against the cage, preventing Perez from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Perez on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Llama keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Perez's efforts to push away.
Perez is looking to break free of the clinch but Llama has double underhooks.
Llama with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Perez working hard to break the clinch.
Perez has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Perez is looking to break free of the clinch but Llama has double underhooks.
Llama using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Perez has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Perez is trying to break the clinch but Llama is controlling him.
Llama scores with a knee to the head.
Llama has Perez pressed against the cage, preventing Perez from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Llama is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Perez is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Llama lands an elbow inside.
Perez wants to break the clinch but can't.
Llama lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Nice elbow from Llama.
Perez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Nice elbow from Llama.
Perez wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Llama has him pressed against the cage.
Perez wants to break free but Llama has control.
Llama keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Perez's efforts to push away.
Perez wants to break the clinch but can't.
Llama with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Llama trying to land knees to the body.
Llama tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Perez avoids it.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Llama misses with a knee to the head.
Perez on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Llama lands an elbow just above Perez 's eye.
Llama with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Llama creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Llama throws an elbow but misses.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Llama keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Perez's efforts to push away.
Perez tries to break the clinch but Llama is controlling the position.
Perez is trying to force a seperation but Llama has the dominant position.
Perez takes an elbow to the temple.
Llama stalling the fight.
Perez blocks an elbow strike.
Llama tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Perez avoids it.
Perez is looking to break free of the clinch but Llama has double underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Llama throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Perez wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Perez working hard to break the clinch.
Perez takes an elbow to the temple.
Llama stalling in the clinch but Perez improves position.
Llama lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Perez is trying to break free.
Llama with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Perez wants to break the clinch but can't.
Perez tries to break the clinch but Llama is controlling the position.
Perez takes an elbow to the temple.
Llama comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Llama connects with a knee to the head.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Perez tries to circle away but Llama has him pinned against the cage.
Llama scores with a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Llama obliges.
Perez wants to get back to striking at distance but Llama won't allow it.
Perez has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Perez tries to break free but Llama pushes him back against the cage.
Perez takes an elbow to the forehead.
Llama unloads a knee to the mid-section. Perez lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Llama misses with a knee to the head.
Perez dodges an elbow strike from Llama.
Perez is trying to break the clinch but Llama is controlling him.
Llama is stalling here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Perez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Llama lands an elbow just above Perez 's eye.
The referee calls for Llama to work.
Perez wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Llama has him pressed against the cage.
Perez has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Llama is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Perez takes an elbow to the temple.
Perez looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Llama putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Perez in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Llama is pushing Perez up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Llama with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Perez is trying to force a seperation but Llama has the dominant position.
Llama connects with a knee to the head.
Llama with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Llama throws a knee to the head but misses.
Perez has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Llama tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Llama displaying some good clinch control by pressing Perez up against the cage.
Perez is trying to break free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dolly Llama dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gary Perez's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Llama tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Perez tests Llama's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Llama clinches with his opponent.
Perez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A knee to the head by Llama.
Perez takes a knee right on the jaw!
Perez is trying to break free.
Llama creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Perez's defenses.
Perez working hard to break the clinch.
Llama comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Llama lands an elbow inside.
Perez takes an elbow to the temple.
Llama connects with a nasty looking knee right to Perez's face.
Perez takes an elbow to the forehead.
Llama is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Perez has had enough of the clinch but Llama keeps him there for the moment.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Llama takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Perez looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Llama keeps control of Perez as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Perez tries to break the clinch but Llama is controlling the position.
Perez wants to get back to striking at distance but Llama won't allow it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Llama landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Perez tries to circle away but Llama has him pinned against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Perez's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Perez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Perez is trying to force a seperation but Llama has the dominant position.
Perez is trying to break the clinch but Llama is controlling him.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Llama lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Llama lands a knee to the head.
Perez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Llama tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Llama keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Perez's efforts to push away.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Llama crunches a lovely knee into Perez's ribcage.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Llama leaning his opponent against the cage.
Llama tries to stall but Perez uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Llama tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Perez is trying to break free.
Llama landing knees to the head.
Llama keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Perez's efforts to push away.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Llama tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Perez dodges an elbow strike from Llama.
Perez takes an elbow to the temple.
Llama tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Perez avoids it.
Perez wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Llama looking to throw knees to the head but Perez is blocking nicely.
Perez tries to circle away but Llama has him pinned against the cage.
Perez has had enough of the clinch but Llama keeps him there for the moment.
Llama lands an elbow that stopped Perez in his tracks for a moment.
Perez has had enough of the clinch but Llama keeps him there for the moment.
Llama using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Perez has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Perez wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Llama has him pressed against the cage.
Perez is looking to break free of the clinch but Llama has double underhooks.
Perez is trying to break the clinch but Llama has him pressed against the cage.
Llama will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Perez up against the cage.
Llama lands a damaging elbow.
Perez tries to break the clinch but Llama is controlling the position.
Perez is trying to break the clinch but Llama is controlling him.
Llama lands an elbow just above Perez 's eye.
Llama manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Llama pushes off an throws an elbow but Perez leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Perez is trying to break the clinch but Llama is controlling him.
Llama lands a nice knee to the body.
Perez is trying to break the clinch but Llama is controlling him.
Llama lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Llama has Perez pressed against the cage, preventing Perez from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Llama lands an elbow just above Perez 's eye.
Llama keeps control of Perez as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Llama scores with a knee to the head.
Llama lands a damaging elbow.
Perez looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Llama lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Llama with a knee to the head.
Perez wants to break free but Llama has control.
Llama lands an elbow that stopped Perez in his tracks for a moment.
Nice elbow from Llama.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Perez wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Llama with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Llama with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Llama with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Llama misses with an elbow over the top.
Llama throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Perez blocks it with crossed arms.
A frustrated look appears on Perez's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Perez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Llama throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Perez blocks it with crossed arms.
Llama misses with a knee to the head.
Perez working hard to break the clinch.
Perez looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Perez has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Llama lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Llama stalling.
Llama misses with a knee strike.
Llama with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Llama.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Perez tries to break the clinch but Llama is controlling the position.
Perez looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Llama lands an elbow that stopped Perez in his tracks for a moment.
Perez is trying to force a seperation but Llama has the dominant position.
Perez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Llama landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Perez wants to get back to striking at distance but Llama won't allow it.
Llama lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Llama lands an elbow inside that Perez shrugs off.
Knees in the clinch landing for Llama.
Perez has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Llama lands a knee to the head.
Perez takes an elbow to the temple.
Perez tries to break free but Llama pushes him back against the cage.
Llama lands an elbow inside.
Llama with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Perez is trying to break free.
Llama creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Perez's defenses.
Perez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Llama lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Llama lands an elbow inside that Perez shrugs off.
Perez working hard to break the clinch.
Llama connects with a knee to the head.
Perez has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dolly Llama dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Gary Perez's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

The fight stays on the outside here - Llama looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Llama tries to clinch but Perez moves out of range.

Llama gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Perez wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Llama has him pressed against the cage.
Llama comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Perez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Perez is looking to break free of the clinch but Llama has double underhooks.
Perez wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Llama has him pressed against the cage.
Perez wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Llama has him pressed against the cage.
Llama landing knees to the head.
Llama lands a damaging elbow.
Perez is trying to break the clinch but Llama is controlling him.
Llama with a knee to the head.
Llama lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Perez is trying to force a seperation but Llama has the dominant position.
Llama tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Perez is trying to break the clinch but Llama is controlling him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Perez wants to break the clinch but can't.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Llama has Perez pressed against the cage, preventing Perez from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Perez working hard to break the clinch.
Perez is trying to break free.
Perez wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Llama has him pressed against the cage.
Perez wants to break the clinch but can't.
Llama lands an elbow that stopped Perez in his tracks for a moment.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Llama lands an elbow just above Perez 's eye.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Llama putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Perez in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Llama throws a knee to the head but misses.
Llama lands an elbow just above Perez 's eye.
Llama tries to land a knee to the head but Perez blocks with his arms.
Llama throws an elbow but it misses.
Llama has Perez pressed against the cage, preventing Perez from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Llama connects with a knee to the head.
Perez can't break the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Llama.
Perez tries to circle away but Llama has him pinned against the cage.
Llama lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Llama tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Llama has Perez pressed against the cage, preventing Perez from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Llama connects with a knee to the head.
Perez takes a knee right on the jaw!
Llama lands an elbow that stopped Perez in his tracks for a moment.
Llama keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Perez's efforts to push away.
Perez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Perez takes an elbow to the forehead.
Llama misses with an elbow over the top.
A knee to the head by Llama.
Perez wants to break the clinch but can't.
Llama lands a nice elbow.
Perez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Perez takes an elbow to the temple.
Perez takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Perez blocks the elbow strike.
Perez wants to get back to striking at distance but Llama won't allow it.
Perez takes a knee right on the jaw!
Llama lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Perez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Perez letting Llama take a breather here.
Llama creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Perez's defenses.
Llama lands an elbow that stopped Perez in his tracks for a moment.
Perez can't break the clinch.
Llama keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Perez's efforts to push away.
A frustrated look appears on Perez's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Llama with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Llama obliges.
Llama tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Perez avoids it.
Llama lands a knee to the head.
Llama with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Llama throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Perez blocks it with crossed arms.
Llama prevents Perez from breaking the clinch.
Llama keeps control of Perez as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Llama lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Llama stalling in the clinch but Perez improves position.
Llama trying to land knees to the body.
Perez wants to get back to striking at distance but Llama won't allow it.
Perez has had enough of the clinch but Llama keeps him there for the moment.
Llama lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Llama landing knees to the head.
Perez takes an elbow to the temple.
Perez looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Llama with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Llama with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Llama is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Perez is defending well for now.
Perez is trying to break the clinch but Llama is controlling him.
Llama lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Perez tries to break free but Llama pushes him back against the cage.
Llama lands a nice elbow.
Perez working hard to break the clinch.
Llama lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Llama gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Llama is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Perez working hard to break the clinch.
Llama connects with a nasty looking knee right to Perez's face.
Llama with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Llama comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Llama scores with a knee to the head.
Perez blocks an elbow strike from Llama.
Perez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Perez wants to break free but Llama has control.
Llama lands an elbow that stopped Perez in his tracks for a moment.
Llama tries to land a knee to the head but Perez blocks with his arms.
Perez is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A knee to the head by Llama.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Llama pressing his opponent against the cage.
Llama connects with a knee to the head.
Perez is trying to break the clinch but Llama has him pressed against the cage.
Perez looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Llama lands a knee to the head.
Llama controlling the action here for a moment.
Perez wants to break the clinch but can't.
Llama lands an elbow that stopped Perez in his tracks for a moment.
Llama misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Perez.
Llama using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Perez has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Perez is trying to break the clinch but Llama is controlling him.
Llama working Perez over with knees to the body.
Perez is trying to break free.
Llama lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Llama lands an elbow inside.
Perez avoiding damage as Llama throws knees to the body.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Llama tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Llama utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Perez working hard to break the clinch.
Gary Perez has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dolly Llama is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Perez wants to get back to striking at distance but Llama won't allow it.
Perez misses with the head strike.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dolly Llama showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Llama, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dolly Llama!