PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Micheal Jetssin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Les Bananas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Les Bananas was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Jetssin
vs
Bananas

206 cm
20
265 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

188 cm
20
213 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Inexperienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Micheal Jetssin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Les Bananas!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Alec Ball and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jetssin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bananas swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bananas shoots in for a takedown but Jetssin shows good takedown defense.
Bananas swinging wilding here.
Bananas shoots in for a takedown but Jetssin shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Bananas misses with the combination.
Jetssin stalks Bananas and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Bananas's face. Bananas staggers backwards, shaken.

It looks like Les Bananas has been cut.
Jetssin tries for a takedown but Bananas circles away easily

so Bananas counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jetssin working a defensive guard here.
Bananas looking to pass the guard.
Jetssin pulls Bananas in close to prevent any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jetssin has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Bananas can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Bananas trying to control but Jetssin is working from the bottom.
Jetssin looking for a sweep. Not yet Jetssin, not yet.
Jetssin preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bananas preventing the sweep.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Jetssin scores with a takedown into Bananas's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jetssin is working Bananas over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Jetssin passes Bananas's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Bananas moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Bananas looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bananas bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Jetssin's guard.
Bananas tries to free his leg and advance position but Jetssin is retaining full guard.
Jetssin wants to stand up but Bananas is controlling him.
Bananas throwing strikes but missing.

Bananas drops back, looking for a kneebar! Jetssin looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Jetssin looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Jetssin!
Jetssin in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Jetssin tries to move to mount but Bananas blocks the move with his legs.
Bananas is looking to reverse the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jetssin stands up.

Jetssin gets the takedown into side control.
Jetssin cracks Bananas with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Jetssin wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bananas keeps working.
Jetssin controls the position.
Bananas is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Jetssin off and has taken his back!

Jetssin showing good submission defense here.
Jetssin is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jetssin is in bad spot here.
Jetssin trying to control the position but Bananas manages to sink in the hooks.
Bananas gets his hooks in and is throwing strikes.
Jetssin is really stuck here.
Jetssin manages to scramble and ends up in full guard, under a barage of strikes . Great composure from Jetssin.
Jetssin managing to control the position.
Bananas has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Bananas displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jetssin.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jetssin fails in his attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Micheal Jetssin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Les Bananas's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Jetssin dips to his left and cracks Bananas with an uppercut!
Jetssin wants to clinch but Bananas slips to the side

and Bananas counters with a nice double leg into side control. Jetssin won't be happy with that.

Bananas stands up.
Jetssin slips a jab and a cross from Bananas.
Jetssin gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Bananas counters with a three punch combo that has Jetssin backing up. Jetssin nods at Bananas to acknowledge the strikes.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bananas with a lazy takedown attempt

and Jetssin counters with a nice double leg into side control. Bananas won't be happy with that.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Jetssin tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Jetssin has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jetssin moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Bananas is looking for a sweep.
Jetssin will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bananas is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Jetssin working away.

Jetssin decides to stand up, so the ref orders Bananas to his feet.

Jetssin fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Bananas sprawls well initially but Jetssin persists and gets the takedown into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jetssin performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Bananas wants to improve his position but Jetssin is controlling well.
Jetssin working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Jetssin lands a nice short elbow.
Jetssin tries to stand and escape but Bananas is controlling the position.
Jetssin knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Bananas on the ground.
Bananas is trying to get back to full guard.
Jetssin looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Bananas trying to control but Jetssin postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Bananas uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jetssin.
Jetssin wants to clinch.
Jetssin moves in looking to clinch but Bananas pushes him off.

Jetssin decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.

Bananas actively working from the bottom here.
Jetssin sitting and controlling from the half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bananas tries to get to full guard but Jetssin has control of the leg.
Bananas is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Jetssin jumps into side control!
Jetssin staying calm.
Bananas tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bananas regains half guard.
Jetssin perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Micheal Jetssin dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Les Bananas's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Jetssin tries to clinch up but Bananas circles away and keeps his distance.
Bananas swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Jetssin counters with a nice double leg into guard.

Bananas working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Jetssin doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Jetssin manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Jetssin controlling from the top position.
Bananas preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Jetssin trying to control but Bananas is working from the bottom.
Jetssin trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

Jetssin avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jetssin pushing down on Bananas's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

Bananas is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Jetssin pulls his head out easily.
Bananas throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Jetssin is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Jetssin uses his free foot to push down on Bananas's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Bananas.
Jetssin controlling his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bananas tries to get back to half guard but can't.
A nice elbow there by Jetssin.
Jetssin takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Bananas working to try and regain half guard.
Jetssin with good strikes from the mount here!
Bananas tries to lock up and control but Jetssin gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Bananas tries to get back to half guard but can't.

Jetssin jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Bananas manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Bananas tries to buck Jetssin off but Jetssin is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jetssin working the head with strikes.
Bananas tries to bench press Jetssin off him but Jetssin keeps the position.
Jetssin advances to mount.
Jetssin scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Bananas?
Bananas is trying to escape the mount.
Bananas takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Jetssin lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Bananas is looking to get to half guard.
Micheal Jetssin overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bananas is trying to stand up.
Jetssin putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Jetssin tries to control but Bananas wriggling away.
Jetssin looking to finish Bananas with some ground and pound. This is bad for Bananas!
Bananas is in all sorts of trouble here.
Jetssin trying to control but Bananas is having none of it.
Bananas wants to control but Jetssin is having none of it.
Bananas can't escape the position.
Les Bananas has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Micheal Jetssin is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bananas throwing hammer fists to the chest of Jetssin. What's that going to do exactly?

And that's the end of the fight!
Micheal Jetssin showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jetssin has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Micheal Jetssin!