PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Maicoum Uiul (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Uiul
vs
Norris

195 cm
18
275 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

187 cm
22
260 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Maicoum Uiul!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chuck Norris!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Norris tries for a takedown but Uiul sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Norris looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Uiul blocks a head kick by Norris.
Uiul doesn't manage to clinch there - Norris circles away.
Uiul avoids the head kick by Norris.
Norris tries a head kick but it misses.
Uiul tries to clinch up.
Norris throws a series of punches but Uiul avoids them all with ease.
Chuck Norris seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Uiul avoids the head kick by Norris.
Norris throws a series of punches but Uiul avoids them all with ease.
Norris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Norris looks gassed!
Norris misses with a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Norris misses with a head kick.
Uiul moves in looking to clinch but Norris pushes him off.
Uiul tries to clinch up but Norris circles away and keeps his distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Uiul looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Norris circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uiul is looking to clinch.
Uiul tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Norris paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Norris lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Uiul circles away quickly and effectively.

Uiul moves into the clinch.
Norris fails to pull guard.
Uiul looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Uiul throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Uiul misses with an elbow over the top.
Uiul creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Uiul looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Norris avoids the elbow strike from Uiul, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Uiul pushes off an throws an elbow but Norris leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

Norris jumps guard and drags Uiul to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Uiul could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Uiul wants to get up but he can't break Norris's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Norris striking off his back but it's not causing Uiul any problems.

Norris looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Uiul passes into half guard.
Norris punching from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uiul wants to get back to his feet.

Norris looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Uiul tries to clinch but Norris moves out of range.
Norris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Uiul tries to close the distance and clinch up but Norris swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Uiul tries to close the distance and clinch up but Norris swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Uiul tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Norris paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Norris circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Norris throws a right hand that Uiul ducks under and follows up with a left that Uiul also avoids with ease.
Uiul wants to clinch.
Uiul doesn't manage to clinch there - Norris circles away.
Uiul tries to clinch up but Norris circles away and keeps his distance.
Norris tries a head kick but it misses.
Uiul is looking to clinch.
Uiul fails with an attempt to clinch.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Norris circles away from the clinch attempt.
Norris throws a right hand that Uiul ducks under and follows up with a left that Uiul also avoids with ease.
Uiul tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Norris paws at him with a jab and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Maicoum Uiul dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Uiul dodges the punch combination from Norris.
Uiul wants to clinch up but Norris keeps it at a distance.
Norris fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nice takedown defense from Uiul. No joy for Norris on that attempt.
Maicoum Uiul is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Norris fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Uiul moves in looking to clinch but Norris pushes him off.
Norris misses with a two punch combination.
The fight stays on the outside here - Uiul looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Uiul tries to clinch there but Norris circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Uiul looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Norris is breathing heavily.
Norris throws a sloppy head kick and Uiul moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uiul wants to clinch.
Norris keeps the fight on the outside.
Norris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Uiul tries to clinch up but Norris circles away and keeps his distance.
Norris swats away the attempt to clinch by Uiul.
Uiul tries to clinch up but Norris circles away and keeps his distance.
Norris misses with a head kick.

Uiul moves into the clinch.
Norris blocks an elbow strike from Uiul.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Norris avoids the elbow strike from Uiul, against the cage.
Uiul throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Norris blocks the elbow strike.
Uiul throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Norris jumps guard but Uiul stands there with Norris around his waist. Norris gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Uiul pushes off an throws an elbow but Norris leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Norris fails to pull guard.
Maicoum Uiul has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chuck Norris.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris blocks the elbow strike.
Norris blocks an elbow strike.
Uiul throws an elbow but it misses.
Norris tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Uiul smiles and moves away.
Maicoum Uiul is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Norris misses with a head kick.
Norris tries to bum rush Uiul with a series of wild strikes but Uiul uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Norris keeps the fight on the outside.
Uiul doesn't manage to clinch there - Norris circles away.
Uiul avoids the head kick by Norris.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
No joy there for Norris, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Norris swats away the attempt to clinch by Uiul.
Uiul dodges the punch combination from Norris.
Uiul tries to clinch but Norris is having none of it.
Uiul tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Norris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Uiul tries to clinch up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Norris avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Norris throws a head kick that misses.
Uiul moves in looking to clinch but Norris pushes him off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Maicoum Uiul dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Norris tries a head kick but it misses.
Uiul is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Norris throws a series of punches but Uiul avoids them all with ease.
Norris misses with a two punch combination.
Norris misses with the combination.
Norris throws a right hand that Uiul ducks under and follows up with a left that Uiul also avoids with ease.
Norris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Norris avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Norris throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Uiul.
Uiul wants to clinch.
Uiul tries to clinch up but Norris circles away and keeps his distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A punch combination from Norris misses.
Norris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Uiul is looking to clinch.
Uiul fails with an attempt to clinch.
Uiul avoids the head kick by Norris.
Uiul doesn't manage to clinch there - Norris circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Uiul looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
No joy there for Norris, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Uiul wants to clinch.
Uiul wants to clinch.
Uiul fails in his attempt to clinch.
Norris throws a right and a left that Uiul avoids nicely.
Uiul stuffs the takedown.
Uiul tries to clinch there but Norris circles away.
Uiul fails in his attempt to clinch.
Norris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris fails in his attempt to clinch.
Uiul moves in looking to clinch but Norris pushes him off.
A head kick misses from Norris.
Uiul tries to clinch up but Norris circles away and keeps his distance.
Uiul doesn't manage to clinch there - Norris circles away.
A punch combination from Norris misses.
Norris fails to land with a series of punches.
Norris will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Norris tries a head kick but it misses.

Norris darts in and clinches Uiul up against the cage.
Norris dodges an elbow strike from Uiul.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Norris avoids the elbow strike from Uiul, against the cage.
Uiul misses with an elbow over the top.
Norris dodges an elbow strike from Uiul.
Chuck Norris has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Uiul throws an elbow that misses.

Norris manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.

Norris has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Uiul should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Norris has tightened it up now! Uiul should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Chuck Norris!