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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brazilian Jiu Jitsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and los de (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jiu Jitsu comes to the cage accompanied by like a virgin. de comes into a darkened arena with his song building. poisen kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! los de will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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200 lbs
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210 lbs
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Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, los de!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
de looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
de misses with a double jab.
de throws a right and a left that both miss.
de avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jiu Jitsu misses the shot to the body.
de fails to land with a series of punches.
Jiu Jitsu closes the distance and clinches.
de blocking some punches.
Jiu Jitsu misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Jiu Jitsu fails to land.
Jiu Jitsu has a couple of punches blocked by de.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
de looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Jiu Jitsu tries to throw a body punch but de avoids it by throwing Jiu Jitsu back against the cage.
Jiu Jitsu doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
de's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jiu Jitsu misses with a looping right.
Jiu Jitsu throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
los de is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
de throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jiu Jitsu misses with a straight left.
de throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jiu Jitsu pushes de up against the cage in a clinch.
Jiu Jitsu misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jiu Jitsu keeps the fight in the clinch, despite de's efforts to push away.
Jiu Jitsu keeps the fight in the clinch, despite de's efforts to push away.
Jiu Jitsu misses with a hook from the clinch.
de blocking some punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Jiu Jitsu swings wildly with an uppercut but de uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jiu Jitsu misses with some punches.
Jiu Jitsu misses with the head strike.
Jiu Jitsu misses with a punch on the inside.
Jiu Jitsu misses with a hook from the clinch.
de blocks an uppercut.
Jiu Jitsu tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. de just stands there and leans against the cage.
de wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
de can't break the clinch.
de wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jiu Jitsu has him pressed against the cage.
de is looking to break free of the clinch but Jiu Jitsu has double underhooks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jiu Jitsu throws a punch but it's blocked by de.
Jiu Jitsu throws a punch but it's blocked by de.
de blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jiu Jitsu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
de is trying to force a seperation but Jiu Jitsu has the dominant position.
de keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jiu Jitsu's efforts to push away.
de blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jiu Jitsu can't break the clinch.
de can't break the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Jiu Jitsu swings wildly with an uppercut but de uses good head movement to avoid it.
de has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jiu Jitsu has had enough of the clinch but de keeps him there for the moment.
de blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jiu Jitsu working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jiu Jitsu.
de wants to get back to striking at distance but Jiu Jitsu won't allow it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jiu Jitsu misses with a short punch on the inside.
de wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jiu Jitsu misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
de throws a nice looking combination but Jiu Jitsu bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
de throws a right and a left that both miss.
los de seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
de rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jiu Jitsu moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
de throws a series of punches but Jiu Jitsu avoids them all with ease.
de throws a series of punches but Jiu Jitsu avoids them all with ease.
Jiu Jitsu showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from de.
Jiu Jitsu slips a jab and a cross from de.
de misses with a double jab.
Jiu Jitsu tries a low kick but de avoids it.
A punch combination from de misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jiu Jitsu misses with a straight right.
de avoids a kick to the body.
de is breathing heavily.
Jiu Jitsu pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
No joy there for de, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jiu Jitsu misses with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jiu Jitsu throws a hook but de blocks it.
The fighters circling - Jiu Jitsu throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jiu Jitsu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but de manages to avoid it.
Jiu Jitsu throws a big shot that misses.
de misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jiu Jitsu misses with a kick to the body.
Jiu Jitsu thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jiu Jitsu throws a jab but it's blocked by de.
Jiu Jitsu looks to land a left hand but de moved out of range nicely.
Jiu Jitsu looks to land a combination but de avoids it well.
Jiu Jitsu tries to land a front kick but de steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jiu Jitsu really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
de throws a series of punches but Jiu Jitsu avoids them all with ease.
Jiu Jitsu misses with a wild combination.
de checks a leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Jiu Jitsu misses with a straight right.
Jiu Jitsu swings away with a leg kick that misses.
de rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jiu Jitsu moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jiu Jitsu jabbing away but nothing is landing.
de will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Jiu Jitsu is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jiu Jitsu throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
de tries to bum rush Jiu Jitsu with a series of wild strikes but Jiu Jitsu uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jiu Jitsu throws a shot from downtown. de moves away and avoids it.
de will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
de keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
de throws a right and a left that Jiu Jitsu avoids nicely.
de will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jiu Jitsu throws an uppercut from half a mile away. de sees it coming and avoids it easily.
de looks to land a combination but Jiu Jitsu avoids it well.
de misses with a wild combination.
Jiu Jitsu throws a push kick but de slaps the foot to one side.
Jiu Jitsu avoids the head kick by de.
de throws a right and a left that Jiu Jitsu avoids nicely.
los de is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
de lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jiu Jitsu circles away quickly and effectively.
de misses with the combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
de throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jiu Jitsu.
de throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jiu Jitsu.
de displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jiu Jitsu throws out the jab.
de misses with a double jab.
de fails to land with a series of punches.
de throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
de misses with a head kick.
de misses with a combination
and Jiu Jitsu counters with a nice double leg into side control. de won't be happy with that.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jiu Jitsu moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu dominated that second round.
That's time! Jiu Jitsu's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
A head kick misses from de.
de misses with a two punch combination.
Jiu Jitsu fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. de sprawls well initially but Jiu Jitsu persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Still in half guard, Jiu Jitsu seems content to control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jiu Jitsu seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down de for as long as he can get away with.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jiu Jitsu's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Jiu Jitsu prevents de from standing back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jiu Jitsu wants to take a breather but de is having none of it.
de is looking to escape.
Jiu Jitsu is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
de looks to land a combination but Jiu Jitsu avoids it well.
los de has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
de throws a right hand that Jiu Jitsu ducks under and follows up with a left that Jiu Jitsu also avoids with ease.
And that's the end of the fight!
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jiu Jitsu, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brazilian Jiu Jitsu!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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