PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andrew Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Geodude Golem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Golem is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Geo dude geo geo dude. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Lang
vs
Golem

170 cm
21
210 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

191 cm
18
221 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Very strong

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Andrew Lang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Geodude Golem!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Mauricio Rocha and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Lang.
Golem slips a straight right by Lang.
A slow jab from Lang misses its intended target.
Golem ducks under a wild hook from Lang.
Lang is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Golem.
Lang misses with a hook.
Golem explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Lang misses the jab.
Lang throws a jab when Golem was well out of range.
Lang tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Golem throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Lang connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Lang chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Golem can pounce on him.
Lang scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Lang moves out of range of the body kick from Golem.
Golem lands a front kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice cross by Lang.
A solid leg kick lands there for Golem.
Lang sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Golem. Lang shrugs it off though.
Lang is breathing heavily.
A chopping leg kick lands by Golem.
Danga de danga de dang - Lang scores with a four punch combination!
Lang takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Golem lands a nice looking body kick.
Lang misses with a two punch combination.
Golem lands a nice looking body kick.
Golem throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lang takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Golem fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lang.
Golem throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lang takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Golem feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lang's calf.
Golem fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lang.
Golem thuds his shin into the meat of Lang's side.
Golem lands a nice looking kick to the body. Lang takes a step back to recover.
Golem chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Golem with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Golem lands a head kick. Lang smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Golem throws a nice inside leg kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Golem finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Golem throws a nice head kick!
Golem lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lang's sensitive parts.
Lang steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Golem. That one must have hurt.
Golem tries to score a power double leg takedown but Lang sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Golem somewhat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Golem explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Golem explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Golem lands with a slapping head kick.
Geodude Golem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Golem lands a front kick.
Lang moves out of range of the strikes.
Lang throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Golem moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Golem turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Golem, right into the meat.
Lang throws a jab but it's blocked by Golem.
Golem lands with a kick to the temple. Lang shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Lang stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Golem.
Lang will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Golem throws a nice inside leg kick.
Golem lands with a kick to the temple. Lang shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Golem lands a head kick. Lang smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Golem throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lang sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Golem cracks the inside of Lang's front leg.
Lang tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Golem is looking to slow Lang down with leg kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Golem lands with a thumping leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Golem.
Lang takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Golem lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lang's sensitive parts.
An inside leg kick lands from Golem.
Golem turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Golem throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
A solid leg kick lands there for Golem.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Golem lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Nice body kick from Golem.
Golem fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lang.
Golem throws a head kick that half lands.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Golem.
Golem throws a quick inside leg kick.
Golem lands with a kick to the temple. Lang shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Golem lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lang takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Golem throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Golem cracks the inside of Lang's front leg.
A slapping leg kick lands for Golem.
Golem looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Golem throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Lang.
Lang takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Golem throws a nice head kick!
Golem thumps Lang with a low kick.
Golem moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Golem cracks the inside of Lang's front leg.
Golem throws a quick inside leg kick.
Golem throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lang is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Lang takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Golem looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Good leg kick by Golem there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Lang avoids the body shot from Golem.
A nice inside leg kick there by Golem. That's going to slow Lang down.
Golem throws a nice outside leg kick.
Golem scores with a leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Golem thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lang takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Golem lands a nice looking kick to the body. Lang takes a step back to recover.
Golem scores with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Geodude Golem dominated that round.
That's time! Lang's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Golem throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Lang's head.

It looks like Andrew Lang has been cut.
Golem fakes the leg kick and cracks Lang in the body.
Lang misses with a looping left.
A slapping leg kick lands for Golem.
Golem bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Golem moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Golem. That's going to slow Lang down.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Lang might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
A nice leg kick lands there from Golem.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Golem connects with a solid leg kick.
Golem with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Golem connects with a solid leg kick.
Lang chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Golem can pounce on him.
Lang takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Golem swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Golem throws a quick inside leg kick.
Golem throws a nice inside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Golem lands with a kick to the temple. Lang shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Golem lands with a nice body kick.
Golem throws a nice inside leg kick.
Golem ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lang moves away.
Golem moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Golem throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Crunch! Golem slams his shin into Lang's torso.
Golem moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lang steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Golem. That one must have hurt.
Lang is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Golem dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lang. That did some damage!
Golem lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lang takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Lang has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Golem.
Golem scoring well with a low kick there.
Golem throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Lang.
An inside leg kick lands from Golem.
Golem lands with a kick to the temple. Lang shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Lang takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Golem lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Golem just misses with a punch to the body.
Golem thuds his shin into the meat of Lang's side.
Golem scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Golem lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Golem throws a leg kick which misses Lang's front leg but catches the back leg as Lang tries to avoid it.
Lang walks forward, straight into a front kick from Golem.
Golem has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Golem lands a front kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Golem.
Golem buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Golem.
Good leg kick by Golem there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Golem turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Golem misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lang.
Golem throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Lang takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Golem fakes the leg kick and cracks Lang in the body.
Golem throws a nice inside leg kick.
Golem chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lang has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Golem.
Lang takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Golem scoring well with a low kick there.
Lang moves away from the strike by Golem.
Golem lands with a thumping leg kick.
Golem lands with a thumping leg kick.
Golem dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lang. That did some damage!
Lang takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Geodude Golem seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Golem turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Golem pushes Lang away with a front kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Golem.
An inside leg kick lands from Golem.
Golem lands a head kick. Lang smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Nice body kick there by Golem.
Golem fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lang.
Golem lands with a slapping head kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Golem connects with a high kick.
Lang avoids the body shot from Golem.
A nice leg kick lands there from Golem.
Good leg kick by Golem there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Golem lands a head kick. Lang smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Golem fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lang.
Golem scores with a head kick.

Lang is rocked!
Golem feints and then cracks Lang's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lang down.
Oh Lang is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Golem.
Lang seems to have got his legs back now.
A nice inside leg kick there by Golem. That's going to slow Lang down.
Golem plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The fighters circle, before Golem throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Lang's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Golem lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:04 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Geodude Golem!