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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between The Drunk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and God Zilla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zilla is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Gonna fly now. The Drunk is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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180 cm
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185 lbs
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185 cm
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190 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, The Drunk! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, God Zilla! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Zilla fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Drunk. Drunk looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard. Zilla is trying to stand.
Drunk seems to be looking for submissions.
Zilla makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work! Drunk closes this distance looking for a takedown but Zilla circles away. Zilla forces Drunk back against the cage and clinches. Drunk is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Zilla gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt. Drunk is breathing heavily. Drunk letting Zilla take a breather here. Drunk can't break the clinch.
Zilla breaks the clinch.
Zilla lands a jab-cross combination. Zilla scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
That's one minute gone in the round. Zilla lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Zilla scores with a kick to the midsection. Zilla clinches. Zilla breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Drunk shoots in for a takedown but Zilla shows good takedown defense. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for The Drunk. That's going to take a lot out of him. Drunk looks frusrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily. Zilla scores with a three punch combo!
God Zilla is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Zilla tries to clinch up but Drunk circles away and keeps his distance. Drunk drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Drunk tries to advance to mount but Zilla denies him. Drunk sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Zilla is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Drunk working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Drunk is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Zilla has escaped the position, nice work there. Drunk looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. Drunk working away. Drunk goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Zilla rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Drunk's guard! Nice work there by Zilla! Zilla sitting in guard, not really doing much.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Drunk looking to hit a scissor sweep but Zilla is one step ahead there. Drunk throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Zilla wanted to stand there but Drunk had control of the position. Zilla gets to his feet - Drunk follows without any prompting.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight. Drunk darts in trying to clinch and Zilla counters with a one-two to the body. The Drunk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Zilla lands a head kick. Drunk smiles back at him and beckons him forward. Zilla scores with a three punch combo!
Zilla lands with a nice combination. Drunk backs away looking to recover. Drunk has his takedown stuffed and Zilla counters with a nice kick to the body. The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky. Zilla is looking to slow Drunk down with leg kicks. Drunk steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Zilla. That one must have hurt. Zilla looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Drunk wants to clinch and Zilla counters with a thumping low kick. Zilla stuffs the takedown attempt from Drunk. Drunk gets slowly back to his feet. Drunk wants to clinch but Zilla slips to the side and Zilla counters with a head kick. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Drunk shoots and misses and Zilla counters into the clinch. Nicely done. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
God Zilla dominated that round. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Drunk misses with a takedown attempt and Zilla counters into the clinch. Nicely done. Zilla escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Drunk tries for a takedown but Zilla circles away easily and Zilla counters with a two punch combo. Zilla looks to land a combination. Drunk sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots. The Drunk is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Drunk has his takedown stuffed and Zilla connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for The Drunk. That's going to take a lot out of him. Zilla lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
A thudding body kick lands there by Zilla!
Zilla gets a clinch. Zilla landing knees to the body.
Drunk has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Zilla avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch. Zilla manages to break the clinch.
Zilla explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Zilla has closed the distance and engaged Drunk in a clinch.
Zilla lands a nice knee to the body. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Zilla breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A nice combination there by Zilla.
That's one minute gone in the round. Zilla closes the distance and clinches. Zilla landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Drunk tries for a takedown but Zilla manages to get underhooks.
Zilla breaks from the clinch.
Zilla goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo. Drunk shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away. Drunk stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing. Drunk gets the takedown into side control. Drunk in side control lands a decent elbow. Drunk thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. Zilla taking a bit of punishment here - Drunk scoring with strikes. Drunk wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Zilla, who protects the arm well.
That's two minutes gone in the round. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage! Drunk is looking to take a break and control but Zilla is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. Drunk is trying to ground and pound but Zilla uses the momentary lack of control by Drunk to regain half guard. Drunk seems to be working for a kimura but Zilla defends the submission attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Drunk is working for a submission of some sort.
Drunk is working for a submission of some sort.
Zilla makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Zilla.
That's four minutes gone in the round. My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer. Drunk works a leg free and moves into half guard. Drunk is working for a submission of some sort.
Drunk prevents Zilla from standing back up.
Zilla won't allow Drunk to pass to mount. Drunk looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that The Drunk will probably get the nod. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Zilla clinches up against the cage. Drunk tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Knees to the body from Zilla.
Drunk fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Drunk fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for The Drunk. That's going to take a lot out of him. Zilla tries to break the clinch but Drunk is controlling the position. Zilla scores with a hook to the body. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Zilla with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Zilla connects with a knee to the head.
Drunk tries to pull guard but Zilla won't allow it.
Zilla can't break the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zilla.
Zilla connects with a knee to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round. Zilla is pressed up against the cage. Drunk has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Zilla down to the mat. Zilla avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. Zilla scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Zilla throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Zilla lands a nice looking body kick. Drunk with a poor takedown and Zilla counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Drunk looks to clinch and Zilla counters with a big head kick but Drunk shrugs it off. Drunk closes the distance looking to clinch and Zilla counters with a two punch combo. Zilla takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Drunk shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Zilla makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. Drunk tries to clinch and Zilla counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Zilla. Zilla breaks from the clinch.
Zilla doesn't manage to clinch there - Drunk circles away.
Drunk misses with a takedown and Zilla counters with a left to the body. Zilla has closed the distance and engaged Drunk in a clinch.
Drunk looking for a takedown.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Zilla on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zilla landing knees to the body.
Zilla stops a takedown attempt from Drunk.
Drunk doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zilla has had enough of the clinch but Drunk keeps him there for the moment. Zilla avoids the elbow strike from Drunk, against the cage.
Drunk tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Drunk wants to break the clinch but can't.
Zilla stalling in the clinch.
Drunk goes for a takedown in the clinch but Zilla prevents it.
Drunk jumps guard but Zilla stands there with Drunk around his waist. Drunk gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Drunk prevents Zilla from breaking the clinch. Drunk tries for a takedown. No joy.
Zilla wants to get back to striking at distance but Drunk won't allow it.
Zilla breaks from the clinch.
Drunk gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Zilla counters by clinching up.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Drunk wants to break the clinch but can't.
Zilla manages to break the clinch.
Zilla lands a front kick. Drunk shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Zilla counters with a leg kick. Zilla throws a one two combo.
Zilla lands with a thumping leg kick.
Zilla is working the combinations to good effect here. Drunk shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Zilla counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Drunk has a takedown stuffed. Drunk doesn't succeed with the takedown and Zilla counters with a three punch combo that has Drunk backing up. Drunk nods at Zilla to acknowledge the strikes. Drunk doesn't succeed with the takedown and Zilla counters with a left and a right that stings Drunk. Drunk shoots and misses and Zilla counters with a nice leg kick. Zilla lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Drunk at a distance.
Drunk is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Drunk throws a lazy uppercut
and Zilla counters with a series of strikes. Drunk will be more careful next time no doubt. Drunk will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body. Drunk drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Drunk takes a little break here. Zilla wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well. Drunk has an Americana. Zilla didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Drunk is delighted and gyrates infront of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Drunk hooks up with any of them at the after show party.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). The Drunk! The Drunk is the new middleweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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