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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Crash Bandicoot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob Ross (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bandicoot's entrance music is Crash Bandicoot: Jungle Rollers Remix. A fine choice. Bob Ross looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!
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165 lbs
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160 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Crash Bandicoot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bob Ross!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Steve Erwin and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ross circles away from the clinch attempt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Ross.
Ross is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Bandicoot's half guard.
Ross is working for a submission of some sort.
Ross is looking for a kimura here.
Ross is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Ross looks gassed!
Bandicoot works his way to full guard. Good work.
Ross drops back looking for a leg! Bandicoot is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Bandicoot manages to kick Ross off! Ross jumps back into Bandicoot's guard.
Ross drops back, looking for a kneebar! Bandicoot looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Bandicoot looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Bandicoot!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ross tries to bench press Bandicoot off him but Bandicoot keeps the position.
Bandicoot is trying to get an arm triangle but Ross is defending well.
Bandicoot is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Ross looks calm but he's in trouble here. Bandicoot gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Ross is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Bandicoot lets go of the hold and Ross can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Crash Bandicoot!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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