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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dikkie Dirk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Machete (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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205 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dikkie Dirk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tony Machete!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Albert Achterberg and Nard Betker.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Machete throws a head kick that misses.
Dirk closes the distance and pushes Machete back into the cage.
Dirk works on Machete's body with a couple of short punches.
Dirk blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dirk prevents a body shot from Machete.
Dirk tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Machete just stands there and leans against the cage.
Dirk jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Machete walks away with a smile on his face. Dirk gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Dirk connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Machete's hands.
Dirk shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Machete sprawls well. Machete wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Dirk gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dikkie Dirk. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A combination from Machete does no damage.
Machete pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Machete goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dirk shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Machete napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Dirk is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Machete is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Machete is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Dirk off and has taken his back!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Machete trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Dirk doesn't escape.
Dirk trying to control the position but Machete manages to sink in the hooks.
Dirk is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Machete is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Dirk tries to break free.
Machete misses with punches from the back.
Dirk trying to control the position but Machete manages to sink in the hooks.
Machete doesn't have the hooks in and Dirk manages to turn into his guard.
Dirk wants to control from the top but Machete keeps moving.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Machete has a takedown stuffed.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dirk shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Machete pinned against the cage. Machete gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Dirk changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Machete tries to avoid it but Dirk manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Machete to the ground. Machete escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Dirk is breathing heavily.
Machete throws a sloppy head kick and Dirk moves out of range easily.
Dirk looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Machete wants to get back to his feet.
Dirk throwing shots but Machete is blocking nicely.
Machete actively working from the bottom here.
Machete is looking to control Dirk's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Machete avoid being mounted?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dirk stops Machete from getting back to his feet.
Machete should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Dirk is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Machete doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Dirk.
Dirk is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Machete sees it coming and defends easily.
Machete trying to control from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Machete fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dirk tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Machete throws a head kick but Dirk moves out of range.
Dirk closes the distance and clinches.
Machete taking a breather.
Dirk changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Machete fights it off and pushes away nicely.
A punch combination from Machete misses.
Dirk scores with a push kick.
A head kick by Machete misses
and Dirk moves into the clinch.
Dirk is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Knees in the clinch landing for Machete.
Dirk breaks the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dikkie Dirk dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Dirk misses with a series of wild punches.
Machete clinches but Dirk breaks the clinch
and Dirk holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Machete using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Machete pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Machete tries to clinch but Dirk moves out of range.
Machete throws a sloppy head kick
and Dirk moves into the clinch.
Dirk stops a takedown attempt from Machete.
Dirk landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Machete on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Machete is pressed up against the cage. Dirk has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Machete down to the mat. Machete avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Machete throws a head kick but Dirk moves out of range.
Dirk lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Dirk.
Dirk closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Dirk is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Machete is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Machete is trying to buck Dirk off.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Machete gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Machete keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Dirk working the ground and pound effectively.
Dirk tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Machete can't escape the position.
Dirk lands a big shot there that rocks Machete but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Dirk controlling from the full mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dirk is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Machete has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Machete!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dirk looking to control.
Dirk keeping moving, preventing Machete from controlling successfully.
Machete preventing the sweep.
Dirk is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Machete is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Machete wants to stand and escape but instead Dirk has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Machete is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Dirk stops Machete from standing up.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Some wild striking there from Dirk.
Machete shoots in for a double leg but Dirk sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Machete tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The fight stays on the outside here - Machete looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dirk is trying hard to land a takedown here. Machete sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Dirk motions for Machete to come forward. Dirk throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dikkie Dirk dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Machete looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dirk looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Machete is fending him off so far but Dirk persists. Nope, Machete circles away and we're back to standing.
Dirk shoots in but Machete avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Dirk fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dikkie Dirk. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Machete tries for a takedown but Dirk sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Machete.
Machete misses with a few strikes there.
Dirk changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Machete looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Dirk tries for a kimura but Machete is defending well.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dirk is looking to take a break and control but Machete is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Machete striking from the bottom but nothing landed.
Dirk wants to control but Machete is keeping him busy.
Machete is letting Dirk control him for a moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Dirk tries to score with some ground and pound. Machete controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
You can see the frustration on Machete's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Nice takedown defense from Machete. No joy for Dirk on that attempt.
Machete moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Machete shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dirk as he avoids it easily.
Machete throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Machete misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Dirk checks a leg kick nicely.
Machete doesn't manage to clinch there - Dirk circles away.
Machete closes the distance and clinches up with Dirk, looking for a takedown. Machete pushes Dirk against the cage but Dirk circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Dirk shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Machete wants to get back to his feet.
Dirk is pressing down on Machete's thigh, looking to free his foot. Machete is holding on for now.
Dirk wants to control but Machete is keeping him busy.
Well, if Dirk is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Machete is trying to stand back up but Dirk is controlling him
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Machete trying to control from the bottom.
Machete tries to kick Dirk off but Dirk keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Dirk not doing much here.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Machete closes the distance looking to clinch
and Dirk counters with a takedown into side control.
Machete tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Dirk wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Machete wants to control but Dirk postures up.
Dirk postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Tony Machete has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dikkie Dirk is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dirk wants to control but Machete is keeping him busy.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dikkie Dirk showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dirk has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dikkie Dirk!
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