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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kanye Kuma Kenya (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bat Fastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kuma Kenya comes to the cage accompanied by RUN this town. Kanye Kuma Kenya has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kanye Kuma Kenya!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bat Fastard!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Aafke Stam and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fastard is looking to chop away at Kuma Kenya's legs.
Kuma Kenya checks a leg kick.
Fastard throws a leg kick but Kuma Kenya sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Kuma Kenya scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kuma Kenya checks a leg kick.
Bat Fastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice straight punches there by Kuma Kenya. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Kuma Kenya.
Kuma Kenya lands with a nice body punch.
Kuma Kenya lands with a nice combination. Fastard backs away looking to recover.
Fastard throws a chopping leg kick but Kuma Kenya manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Fastard throws a leg kick but Kuma Kenya moved away.
Jab from Kuma Kenya.
Fastard has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Kuma Kenya lands with a hook. Fastard tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Nice body punch from Kuma Kenya.
Fastard does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Fastard throws a low kick but Kuma Kenya avoids it.
Fastard throws a low kick but Kuma Kenya avoids it.
Fastard looks gassed!
Kuma Kenya's corner calls for a 1-2. Kuma Kenya obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Fastard pivots, looking for a leg kick but Kuma Kenya is out of range and Fastard settles back down.
Fastard misses with a leg kick.
Kuma Kenya works the jab nicely.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Fastard has eaten all the pies!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kuma Kenya throws out a powerful jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuma Kenya works over Fastard's head and body with a nice combination.
It looks like Bat Fastard has been cut.
Kuma Kenya throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Kuma Kenya moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Kuma Kenya connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kuma Kenya throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Kuma Kenya is working the combinations to good effect here.
Kuma Kenya displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Kuma Kenya dips to his left and cracks Fastard with an uppercut!
Kuma Kenya throws a head kick that Fastard semi-blocks.
Kuma Kenya is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fastard takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Kuma Kenya uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Kuma Kenya works over Fastard's head and body with a nice combination.
Kuma Kenya is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Kuma Kenya comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kuma Kenya looks to land a combination. Fastard sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Kuma Kenya moves into range and connects with a jab.
Kuma Kenya lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Kuma Kenya lands with a right hand.
Kuma Kenya cracks Fastard with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kuma Kenya connects with a single shot there.
Kuma Kenya lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Kuma Kenya lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fastard takes a kick to the side of the head.
Kuma Kenya lands a jab-cross combination.
Fastard takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kuma Kenya throws a one two combo.
Kuma Kenya closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Kuma Kenya throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Kuma Kenya!
Kuma Kenya lands a slapping body shot.
Nice cross by Kuma Kenya.
Kuma Kenya cracks Fastard with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fastard has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Kuma Kenya finds it's way round the side to connect with Fastard's head.
Fastard takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Kuma Kenya lands a jab-cross combination.
Kuma Kenya cracks Fastard with an open hand slap.
Danga de danga de dang - Kuma Kenya scores with a four punch combination!
Fastard fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Kuma Kenya checks it well.
Kuma Kenya lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fastard at a distance.
Kuma Kenya throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Fastard.
Kuma Kenya throws a good cross that connects.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kuma Kenya connects with a jab.
Kuma Kenya scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Kuma Kenya comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kuma Kenya slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Kuma Kenya lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Kuma Kenya scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fastard doesn't seem bothered though.
Kuma Kenya lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Decent striking displayed by Kuma Kenya there.
Kuma Kenya scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kuma Kenya smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Kuma Kenya moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Kuma Kenya dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fastard gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Kuma Kenya works Fastard's body with a nice hook.
A nice combination there by Kuma Kenya.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kuma Kenya lands a glancing blow to the side of Fastard's head.
Fastard has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kuma Kenya connects with a body shot.
Kuma Kenya lands with a shot to the body.
Fastard has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kuma Kenya lands with a right hand.
Kuma Kenya is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Kuma Kenya lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Kuma Kenya lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Fastard takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Fastard walks into a straight right hand from Kuma Kenya.
Fastard walks into a jab.
Fastard is looking to chop away at Kuma Kenya's legs.
Kuma Kenya lands with a straight right. Fastard didn't see that one coming.
Kuma Kenya scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kuma Kenya throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Kuma Kenya jabs at Fastard's body.
Kuma Kenya catches Fastard with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kuma Kenya lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Kuma Kenya lands a lovely overhand right.
Kuma Kenya lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Kuma Kenya lands a head kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kanye Kuma Kenya dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bat Fastard's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Kuma Kenya connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kuma Kenya checks a leg kick nicely.
Kuma Kenya cracks Fastard with a good jab.
Kuma Kenya goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Kuma Kenya really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kuma Kenya scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fastard doesn't seem bothered though.
Kuma Kenya connects with a good right hand that stumbles Fastard. Fastard circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Kuma Kenya lands a jab to the head.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Kuma Kenya!
Kuma Kenya lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Fastard backs up against the cage.
Kuma Kenya scores with a sloppy right hand. Fastard should have avoided that one.
Kuma Kenya lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Fastard might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Kuma Kenya has got the better of the exchanges.
Kuma Kenya lands a head shot.
A left and a right from Kuma Kenya both land. Nice combination.
Fastard throws a solid leg kick but Kuma Kenya takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fastard.
Fastard is breathing heavily.
Kuma Kenya lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fastard has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Kuma Kenya finds it's way round the side to connect with Fastard's head.
Kuma Kenya connects with a single shot there.
Kuma Kenya uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Fastard has time to react.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuma Kenya scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Kanye Kuma Kenya is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kuma Kenya dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kuma Kenya lands with a slapping head kick.
Fastard takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Fastard takes one to the chin there.
Fastard drops his hands momentarily and Kuma Kenya takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Kuma Kenya connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The fighters circle momentarily. Kuma Kenya darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Fastard fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Kuma Kenya checks it well.
Kuma Kenya uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Fastard has time to react.
Kuma Kenya lands a jab to the head.
Kuma Kenya wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kuma Kenya cracks Fastard with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Kuma Kenya lands a jab to the nose.
Kuma Kenya changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Fastard is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Kuma Kenya.
Kuma Kenya with a nice cross.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kuma Kenya lands the left hand.
Kuma Kenya throws a nice head kick!
Fastard is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Kuma Kenya.
Kuma Kenya scores with a punch to the head.
Kuma Kenya goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Kuma Kenya uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Fastard has time to react.
Kuma Kenya scores with a body shot.
Kuma Kenya lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Kuma Kenya throws a combination. Fastard tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
A punch lands to the side of Fastard 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Kuma Kenya connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Fastard momentarily.
Kuma Kenya lands with an uppercut that bounces Fastard off the cage and back into rage.
Kuma Kenya lands with an uppercut that bounces Fastard off the cage and back into rage.
Kuma Kenya moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Kanye Kuma Kenya is winning the standup battle so far.
Kuma Kenya lands a nice hook to Fastard's body. Fastard takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kuma Kenya lands a jab to the nose.
Kuma Kenya jabs at Fastard's body.
Kuma Kenya stuns Fastard with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kuma Kenya throws out a powerful jab.
Kuma Kenya scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Kuma Kenya lands a jab to the nose.
Kuma Kenya connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Fastard stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kuma Kenya.
Kuma Kenya scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fastard in his tracks.
Kuma Kenya scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A left and a right from Kuma Kenya both land. Nice combination.
Kuma Kenya uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Kuma Kenya bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Fastard's head.
Kuma Kenya scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Kuma Kenya scores with a shot to the body.
Kuma Kenya works over Fastard's head and body with a nice combination.
Kuma Kenya throws a one two combo.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Kuma Kenya here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Fastard takes one to the chin there.
A left and a right from Kuma Kenya both land. Nice combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fastard takes one on the chin but seems OK.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kuma Kenya lands the left hand.
Fastard drops his hands momentarily and Kuma Kenya takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Kuma Kenya scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Kuma Kenya lunges at Fastard with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Fastard's hand.
Kuma Kenya wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kuma Kenya throws a shot to the body.
Kuma Kenya lands a jab-cross combination.
That has opened up Bat Fastard's cut even more.
Kuma Kenya throws a series of strikes that have Fastard backpedaling.
Fastard drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Jab by Kuma Kenya.
A low kick from Fastard is predictable there
and Kuma Kenya counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Fastard thinking.
Kuma Kenya lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Kuma Kenya cracks Fastard with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fastard is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Kuma Kenya.
Fastard takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Nice body punch from Kuma Kenya.
Kuma Kenya lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kanye Kuma Kenya dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bat Fastard's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Kuma Kenya throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fastard stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kuma Kenya lands a glancing blow to the side of Fastard's head.
Kuma Kenya scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fastard in his tracks.
Fastard throws a leg kick
and Kuma Kenya counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kuma Kenya throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Fastard.
Kuma Kenya lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Kuma Kenya cracks Fastard with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fastard throws a leg kick
and Kuma Kenya counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fastard takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Kuma Kenya connects with a nice looking jab.
Fastard takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Kuma Kenya fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Kuma Kenya.
Kuma Kenya lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Good shot there by Kuma Kenya.
A cross from Kuma Kenya lands.
Kuma Kenya scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Fastard takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kuma Kenya throws a series of strikes that have Fastard backpedaling.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuma Kenya slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Kuma Kenya!
Left hook, right uppercut from Kuma Kenya.
Kuma Kenya is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fastard can do to turn this around?
Kuma Kenya throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Fastard.
Kuma Kenya ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kuma Kenya fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fastard looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice cross by Kuma Kenya.
Kuma Kenya fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Kuma Kenya smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Kuma Kenya scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fastard in his tracks.
Kuma Kenya lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Kuma Kenya lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Kuma Kenya works over Fastard's head and body with a nice combination.
Kuma Kenya lands a nice hook to Fastard's body. Fastard takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kuma Kenya lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
A nice combination there by Kuma Kenya.
Kuma Kenya works Fastard's body with a nice hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kuma Kenya scores with a nice right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kuma Kenya moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Kuma Kenya lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Fastard backs up against the cage.
Kuma Kenya throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fastard stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fastard takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Kuma Kenya tests Fastard's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kuma Kenya lands with a straight right. Fastard didn't see that one coming.
Kuma Kenya sizes up Fastard with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Kuma Kenya scores with a jab to the body.
Kuma Kenya scores with a three punch combo!
Fastard gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A jab lands there for Kuma Kenya.
Kuma Kenya lands with a nice body punch.
Kuma Kenya connects with a jab.
Kuma Kenya lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Fastard backs up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kuma Kenya stuns Fastard with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jab by Kuma Kenya.
Kuma Kenya ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Fastard takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Kuma Kenya connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Fastard's hands.
Kuma Kenya scores with a decent looking hook.
Kuma Kenya ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Fastard on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fastard takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Kuma Kenya scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Kuma Kenya scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Kuma Kenya lands a body shot.
Kuma Kenya works over Fastard's head and body with a nice combination.
Kuma Kenya works over Fastard's head and body with a nice combination.
Nice shot by Kuma Kenya.
Kuma Kenya scores with a shot to the body.
Kuma Kenya connects with a single shot there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fastard on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kuma Kenya throws a combination. Fastard tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Kuma Kenya moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Kuma Kenya lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kuma Kenya scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Kuma Kenya lands a body shot.
Kuma Kenya goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Kuma Kenya lands a jab.
Kuma Kenya moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kuma Kenya, as that shot connected.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kuma Kenya keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A jab lands there for Kuma Kenya.
Kuma Kenya throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Bat Fastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kanye Kuma Kenya is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Nice body punch from Kuma Kenya.
And that's the end of the fight!
Kanye Kuma Kenya showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kuma Kenya has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:24
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:24
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kanye Kuma Kenya!
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