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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Harvey Pekar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keaton Hammersmash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pekar comes to the cage accompanied by Dead Joe, by The Birthday Party. Harvey Pekar is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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181 lbs
4 - 3 - 0 |
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24
170 lbs
5 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Harvey Pekar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Keaton Hammersmash!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pekar swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hammersmash throws a sloppy head kick and Pekar moves out of range easily.
Hammersmash lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pekar circles away quickly and effectively.
Pekar keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hammersmash.
Pekar keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Hammersmash is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Hammersmash throws a nice looking combination but Pekar bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hammersmash swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Pekar holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Pekar pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pekar fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Hammersmash, pushing him back against the cage.
Pekar keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hammersmash's efforts to push away.
Hammersmash looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Hammersmash is working for takedown but Pekar is calmly controlling the position for now.
Pekar pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Nice body punch from Pekar.
Hammersmash looks gassed!
Nice straight punches there by Pekar. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pekar.
Pekar pushes Hammersmash up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Pekar.
Hammersmash misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pekar breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pekar fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Hammersmash out cold! Brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Harvey Pekar!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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