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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bumbling Smartstuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Officer Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dick has chosen Do Ya' Think I'm Sexy By Rod Stewart as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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300 lbs
4 - 3 - 0 |
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292 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Big right hand |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bumbling Smartstuff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Officer Dick!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smartstuff misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dick stuffs the takedown.
Nice sprawl there from Smartstuff as Dick shoots in.
Smartstuff moves in looking to clinch but Dick pushes him off.
Dick closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Dick lands in his opponent's guard.
Dick should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Dick prevents Smartstuff from getting back to his feet.
Smartstuff is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Dick drops back, looking for a kneebar! Smartstuff looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Smartstuff looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Smartstuff!
Smartstuff works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Dick manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dick keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Dick moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Dick has eaten all the pies!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Smartstuff has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Dick is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Smartstuff defends well.
Dick is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Smartstuff defends well.
Dick has his foot on Smartstuff's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Smartstuff works his way back into a safe position though.
Dick looks gassed!
Smartstuff stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dick swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Smartstuff works a leg free and moves into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smartstuff is trying to control. Dick wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Dick throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Dick looking for submissions off his back.
Dick is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Smartstuff pulls his head out easily.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Smartstuff is trying to control the action in half guard but Dick is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Smartstuff knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dick on the ground.
Smartstuff lands with a punch from half guard.
Still in half guard, Smartstuff seems content to control.
Smartstuff wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dick keeps working.
Dick is trying to maintain the position but Smartstuff is very close to passing his half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Smartstuff pulls his head out easily.
Smartstuff prevents Dick from improving his position.
Dick moves into full guard.
Dick trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Dick looking to hit a scissor sweep but Smartstuff is one step ahead there.
Dick is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Smartstuff has his hands clasped together but Dick extends an breaks Smartstuff's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Dick.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Officer Dick!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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