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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between mike grasshole (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Badr White (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). grasshole comes to the cage accompanied by Ballin out - Waka Floka Flame. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Badr White was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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255 lbs
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245 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, mike grasshole!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Badr White!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, George Francis and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
White tries to clinch but grasshole moves out of range.
grasshole looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
grasshole tries to clinch up.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from grasshole.
White closes the distance and clinches up with grasshole, looking for a takedown. White pushes grasshole against the cage but grasshole circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
grasshole shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
White throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
White is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
White wants to stand but grasshole is controlling the position.
White is trying to control the position but grasshole postures up.
grasshole trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
White has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
White is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and grasshole defends well.
White is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst grasshole is controlling him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
White bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in grasshole's guard.
grasshole working a defensive guard here.
White trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
grasshole preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
grasshole has a closed guard, preventing White from standing up.
White stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Badr White seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The fight stays on the outside here - White looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
White throws a head kick but grasshole moves out of range.
White wants to clinch up but grasshole keeps it at a distance.
grasshole slips a jab and a cross from White.
White tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
grasshole gets the takedown into side control.
grasshole moves into full mount!
grasshole is standing up, even though he is in mount.
White displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from grasshole.
White throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
grasshole closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
grasshole landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
You can see the frustration on White's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
grasshole happy to just control the position for now.
White tries to improve position but can't.
White is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
White is not content to let grasshole control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
White is trying to get back to his feet.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
White scores with a hook to the body. grasshole takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
White goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
grasshole shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as White sprawls well. White wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. grasshole gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for mike grasshole. That's going to take a lot out of him.
White tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
grasshole shoots in for a takedown but White shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
White throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
grasshole forces White back against the cage and clinches.
grasshole stops a takedown attempt from White.
White gets underhooks to prevent grasshole's takedown attempt.
White misses with a punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that mike grasshole will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
White lands a head kick!
White throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
White moves out of range of the body kick from grasshole.
White pulls out of a head kick attempt.
grasshole fails with the takedown.
grasshole could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
White wants to clinch.
White tries for a takedown but grasshole circles away easily
and grasshole counters with a takedown into side control.
White gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
White is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
White wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
White is trying to stand back up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
grasshole is trying to stick to White's back but White is turning into grasshole. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in grasshole's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by White.
grasshole has his feet on White's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
White shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says grasshole as he avoids it easily.
White lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as grasshole backs up against the cage.
White gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
grasshole stands up and waves to White to follow him.
White looks to land a combination but grasshole avoids it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
White fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
mike grasshole has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Badr White.
grasshole throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around White's waist but White gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing grasshole off to one side.
grasshole throws a head kick but White moves out of range.
White wants to clinch up but grasshole keeps it at a distance.
White throws a head kick that misses.
grasshole misses with a head kick.
White tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
grasshole avoids the head kick by White.
White feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
White trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
grasshole looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
White throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as grasshole works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
grasshole scrambles and gets back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
grasshole fails with a takedown attempt.
grasshole circles away from the clinch attempt.
White lands a nice leg kick that just misses grasshole's sensitive parts.
grasshole steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from White. That one must have hurt.
grasshole rushes White and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
grasshole gets underhooks to prevent White's takedown attempt.
grasshole is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. White can't fight it off and eventually grasshole manages to take the fight to the floor. White looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
grasshole chips away with some ground and pound.
White looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
grasshole content to stall in guard here.
White wants to stand but grasshole is controlling the position.
White is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
grasshole stands and steps away. White gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
White fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
mike grasshole dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
grasshole blocks a head kick by White.
grasshole shoots in for a double leg but White sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
White fails to land with a series of punches.
White tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but grasshole paws at him with a jab and circles away.
grasshole fails with an attempt to clinch.
White throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
White works over grasshole's head and body with a nice combination.
White swinging wilding here.
A nice combination there by White.
grasshole takes a kick to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
White tries for a takedown but grasshole sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
White defends well against a solid takedown attempt from grasshole.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
grasshole looks to land a body kick but White moved away.
White tries to clinch there but grasshole circles away.
grasshole fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for mike grasshole. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
White tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from White.
grasshole shoots in but no luck this time.
White lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by White.
White wants to clinch up but grasshole keeps it at a distance.
grasshole moves into the clinch successfully.
grasshole wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
grasshole can't break the clinch.
grasshole fails to pull guard.
White looking for a takedown.
Stalling in the clinch from grasshole.
grasshole looking for a takedown.
White is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
grasshole has dropped down and is working for a takedown. White is trying to keep an underhook but grasshole manages to get the takedown into half guard.
grasshole throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
grasshole trying to mount his opponent but White defends it.
White is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
White is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
grasshole trying to control the action but White is working from the bottom.
grasshole prevents White from improving his position.
grasshole sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. White defending well though.
grasshole thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed White's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
White misses with a two punch combination.
White lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
grasshole scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
grasshole in side control, just content to control the action for now.
grasshole is looking to take a break and control but White is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
White tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
White takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
White wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
grasshole is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. White knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
mike grasshole is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee asks grasshole politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. grasshole prefers to stall for the moment though.
Badr White has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
White is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
And that's the end of the fight!
mike grasshole showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for grasshole, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... mike grasshole!
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energy
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hype
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