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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sprinkle Sprinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leroy Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sprinkle comes into the arena with Outkast-Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik blaring out of the sound system. Jenkins has chosen Ready to Die Andrew W.K as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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265 lbs
7 - 2 - 0 |
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204 cm
24
265 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sprinkle Sprinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Leroy Jenkins!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Jorge Garcia and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jenkins lands a right hook to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Jenkins slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
It looks like Sprinkle Sprinkle has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sprinkle takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Sprinkle walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Jenkins drops Sprinkle with a left right combo! Jenkins follows him down to the ground into side control.
Sprinkle is rocked!
Sprinkle is breathing heavily.
Jenkins is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Sprinkle's shoulder. That is not cool.
Oh Sprinkle is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
I looks like Jenkins might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Sprinkle seems to have got his legs back now.
Let's hope that Jenkins has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Sprinkle prevents Jenkins from moving into mount.
Sprinkle is trying to escape the position but Jenkins is controlling the position.
Sprinkle is looking to regain half guard here but Jenkins keeps moving and retains side control.
Sprinkle is being controlled here.
Jenkins's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Despite being in the dominant position, Leroy Jenkins just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Sprinkle pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jenkins is out of range and Sprinkle settles back down.
A leg kick checked by Jenkins.
A bone on bone clash there as Sprinkle blocks the leg kick.
Sprinkle wants to slow Jenkins down by chopping away at his legs.
Sprinkle connects with a solid leg kick.
Jenkins sizes up Sprinkle with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Sprinkle Sprinkle's cut is getting worse.
Jenkins uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sprinkle.
Jenkins checks the leg kick.
Sprinkle throws a quick inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sprinkle doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Sprinkle just misses with a punch to the body.
Jenkins gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Sprinkle.
Sprinkle closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Jenkins prevents Sprinkle from moving into mount.
Jenkins wants to control but Sprinkle postures up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sprinkle lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Jenkins down.
Jenkins prevents Sprinkle from improving position.
Jenkins can't do much from the bottom here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jenkins parries the strikes from Sprinkle easily there. Sprinkle is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Jenkins to escape.
Jenkins avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Sprinkle.
Sprinkle in side control, throwing shots but Jenkins defends.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Sprinkle walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jenkins checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jenkins darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Sprinkle misses with a head kick.
Jenkins defending well as Sprinkle loads up on a big left hand.
Jenkins fails to land with a series of punches.
Sprinkle takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Sprinkle Sprinkle's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Jenkins tests Sprinkle's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A left and a right from Jenkins both land. Nice combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins drops Sprinkle with a nice combination! Jenkins dives into Sprinkle's guard, looking to finish!
Jeez, Sprinkle Sprinkle's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Sprinkle Sprinkle's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Leroy Jenkins!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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