PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between adolf hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adrian Peterson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Adrian Peterson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

hitler
vs
Peterson

220 cm
22
290 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

183 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, adolf hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Adrian Peterson!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Shirou Masuda and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Peterson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Peterson misses with a series of wild punches.
hitler looks to score with a jab to the body but Peterson is just out of range.

Peterson scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Peterson working the head and body with strikes.
hitler tries to buck Peterson off but Peterson is having none of it.
hitler is trying to buck Peterson off.
hitler gets back to half guard.
hitler tries to kick Peterson off but Peterson keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
hitler is staying active underneath Peterson, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Peterson has eaten all the pies!

Peterson is looking for a kimura here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Peterson prevents hitler from improving his position.
Peterson not doing much here.
hitler is looking to control Peterson's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can hitler avoid being mounted?
Peterson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
hitler trying to control here.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
hitler has his takedown stuffed

and Peterson counters by moving into the clinch.

Peterson pulls guard effortlessly.

hitler decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Peterson, up you get!

Peterson looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
hitler is breathing heavily.
hitler is looking for a sweep. Peterson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
hitler is staying active underneath Peterson, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Peterson trying to pass the guard but hitler defending well.
hitler moves into full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peterson is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Peterson looking to pass the guard.
Peterson trying to stand up but can't free himself from hitler's guard.
Peterson wants to control from the top but hitler keeps moving.
hitler wants to sweep but no luck.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Peterson showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

hitler looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Peterson is pushing down on hitler's leg trying to pass to half guard. hitler is fighting to maintain full guard but Peterson has managed to sneak the leg through.
Peterson seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but hitler does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Peterson perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
hitler is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Peterson scores with a couple of nice shots.
Peterson seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but hitler does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adrian Peterson dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Peterson gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
hitler looking for a takedown.
Peterson tries to score a body lock takedown but hitler shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
hitler looking to slow down the pace here.

Peterson breaks the clinch.
hitler has his takedown stuffed

and Peterson counters with a nice double leg into guard.

Peterson gets to his feet - hitler follows without any prompting.
hitler throws a left and a right that both miss

and Peterson counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Peterson is pressing down on hitler's thigh, looking to free his foot. hitler is holding on for now.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Peterson connects with a nice short shot to hitler's temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.

hitler looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
hitler tries to get to full guard but Peterson has control of the leg.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
hitler wants to control but Peterson is keeping busy.

Peterson is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
hitler tries to kick Peterson off but Peterson keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Peterson is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
hitler gets full guard.
Peterson wants to control from the top but hitler keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

hitler throws his legs up looking for a submission but Peterson uses it to pass to side control.

Peterson stands up and we're back to a striking position.

Peterson gets a takedown into half guard.
Peterson stalling.
Peterson looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
hitler tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Peterson looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Peterson wants to pass to mount but hitler is defending the position.
Peterson is keen to just control but hitler is a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adrian Peterson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! hitler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

hitler has his takedown stuffed
and Peterson counters with a nice leg kick.

Peterson has hitler up against the cage in a clinch.

Peterson breaks from the clinch.
Peterson tries for a takedown but hitler circles away easily

and hitler counters with a nice double leg into side control. Peterson won't be happy with that.
Peterson seems a little lost for a moment, as hitler dominates the positioning.
hitler working away.
Peterson manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
hitler thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
hitler thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's one minute gone in the round.
hitler is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Peterson is trying to maintain the position but hitler is very close to passing his half guard.
Peterson moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Peterson seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
hitler won't allow Peterson to sweep him here.
hitler distracts Peterson with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Peterson tries to strike from the bottom.
hitler trying to control but Peterson is working from the bottom.
hitler postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
hitler wants to pass the guard but Peterson is keeping the position.
Peterson wants to stand and escape but hitler is having none of it.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Peterson throws a lazy head kick
and hitler counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Peterson is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Peterson shoots in for a double leg but hitler sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Peterson fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
adolf hitler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Adrian Peterson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

hitler looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Peterson wants to improve his position but hitler is controlling well.
Peterson has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. hitler is working away from the top position though.
hitler is controlling the pace.
hitler trying to mount his opponent but Peterson defends it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Peterson trying to control but hitler postures up.
hitler is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
hitler looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Peterson wants to improve his position but hitler is controlling well.

And that's the end of the fight!
adolf hitler showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Peterson has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 28:29
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Adrian Peterson!