PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between adolf hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Antonio Malone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). adolf hitler has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

hitler
vs
Malone

220 cm
22
290 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

196 cm
18
302 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, adolf hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Antonio Malone!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Yuuki Gou and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Malone shoots for a takedown but hitler saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
hitler throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

hitler scores a takedown into full mount!

hitler has control of Malone's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Malone regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Malone tries to reverse the position but hitler maintains control.
Malone is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Malone bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Malone trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Malone preventing the sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malone throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as hitler works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Malone trying to control but hitler is working from the bottom.
hitler lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Malone!
Malone is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
hitler knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Malone on the ground.
Malone should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
hitler throwing strikes here but Malone is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Malone is in all sorts of trouble here.
Malone tries to hold on but hitler pushes him away.
Malone is desperately trying to improve his position but hitler has a good base and remains in mount.
Malone looks gassed!
hitler lands with some strikes.
Malone tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Malone is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
hitler can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Malone is looking to escape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
hitler in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
hitler controlling from the full mount.
Malone working to try and regain half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
hitler throws some wild stikes that Malone manages to avoid easily.
Malone can't escape the position.
Malone tries to hold on but hitler postures up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Malone working to try and regain half guard.

hitler looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

adolf hitler dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Malone with a lazy takedown attempt

and hitler counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Malone's guard now.
hitler distracts Malone with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

Malone is working an open guard so hitler takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
A head kick misses from Malone.
hitler lands a front kick.

hitler gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

hitler lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
hitler passes the guard and advances to mount!
Malone tries to get back to half guard but can't.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting hitler here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malone wants to hold on but hitler pushes him away.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
hitler lands a heavy elbow.
hitler content just to control the position here.
Malone wants to control but hitler is having none of it.
hitler trying to control but he's not successful this time.
hitler throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Malone is looking to improve his position but hitler isn't that keen on the idea.
Malone is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
hitler wants to control the pace but Malone is squirming around nicely.
Malone tries to lock up and control but hitler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
A nice elbow there by hitler.
hitler tries to control but Malone wriggling away.
Malone tries to lock up and control but hitler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malone is wriggling around trying to escape.
hitler trying to control but he's not successful this time.
hitler controlling from the full mount.
hitler will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Malone is squirming around, avoiding hitler's attempts to control the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Malone's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
hitler controlling from mount.

hitler working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
hitler sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

adolf hitler dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Malone fails with the takedown

and hitler counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Malone can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as hitler controls the pace.
hitler trying to stand up but can't free himself from Malone's guard.
Malone trying to control the position.

Malone working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. hitler doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Malone is tightening it up a little... hitler has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! hitler reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! hitler taps out! nice BJJ there by Malone!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Antonio Malone!