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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between normal guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and crash punch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). punch has chosen in the end as his entrance music. On his way into the ring it seems that normal guy has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily normal guy seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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185 cm
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177 lbs
5 - 2 - 1 |
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175 cm
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165 lbs
3 - 8 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Experienced |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 2 - 1, fighting out of New York, normal guy! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, crash punch! The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Steve Montenegro and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! guy just misses with a punch to the body.
guy fails with a takedown attempt from distance. punch stalks guy and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into guy's face. guy staggers backwards, shaken. Nice uppercut lands for punch. That snapped guy's head back.
No luck for punch with that takedown attempt. guy tries to clinch but punch moves out of range. guy plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! punch dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on guy. That did some damage! guy tries to clinch up. punch throws a series of punches but guy moves out of range. punch throws a right and a left that both miss. punch blocks a head kick by guy.
punch looks to land a combination but guy avoids it well. punch pulls out of a head kick attempt.
punch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
guy closes the distance and clinches. A left hand lands to the body for punch.
guy wants to get back to striking at distance but punch won't allow it.
guy breaks the clinch.
guy tries to clinch up but punch circles away and keeps his distance.
That's one minute gone in the round. punch moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body. guy misses with a jab, cross combination.
guy wants to clinch up but punch keeps it at a distance. guy bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. An inside leg kick lands from guy. guy misses with a jab, cross combination.
punch fails with an attempt to clinch.
punch misses with a two punch combination.
punch looks gassed! Some wild striking there from guy.
punch lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected. A good leg kick by guy. guy clinches up against the ropes. guy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
punch will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
guy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
guy tries to clinch but punch moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A head kick from guy lands but punch takes it in his stride.
It looks like crash punch has been cut. This has been an exciting period of action! guy is looking to clinch. guy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
punch looks to land a combination. guy sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots. guy ducks under a wild hook from punch. punch shoots in but guy avoids the takedown attempt easily. guy throws a head kick that punch semi-blocks.
punch has managed to clinch.
punch trying to stall but guy improves his position.
guy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
punch stuffs the takedown attempt from guy. guy gets slowly back to his feet. punch fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
guy clinches up against the ropes. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for punch. guy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
That's three minutes gone in the round. guy shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for normal guy. That's going to take a lot out of him. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by punch.
guy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. punch lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by punch. guy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Donk. punch catches guy right on the button with a cross. punch throws a head kick that misses and guy counters with a one-two to the body. punch tries to score with a low kick but guy moves his leg out of the way. punch shoots for a takedown but guy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily. guy lands a nice shot to the body.
punch showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from guy.
No joy there for punch, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
guy misses with a combination
and punch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. guy misses with a double jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round. punch falls off balance throwing a combination
and guy holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. guy tries to score a body lock takedown but punch shows good agility there to stay on his feet. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for punch. punch lands a right hand. punch successfully pulls guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if punch can do anything to dispel that myth. guy gets to his feet - punch follows without any prompting. punch will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
guy walks into a straight right hand from punch. punch throws a right hand that guy ducks under and follows up with a left that guy also avoids with ease. A head kick misses from guy. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. guy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. punch throws a head kick that half lands.
guy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. guy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
normal guy dominated that round. The cut man is working on crash punch's cut. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
punch takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
punch throws a body punch but guy moves out of range. punch decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard. punch stops guy from getting back to his feet.
guy is trying to maintain the position but punch is very close to passing his half guard. guy is refusing to be controlled, as punch sits in half guard. guy is trying to defend against the ground and pound but punch scores with a couple of nice shots. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. punch is taking a breather. guy says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something. The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves. punch is trying to control. guy wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
That's one minute gone in the round. guy trying to control but punch postures up.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground. punch rushes guy and presses him up against the ropes. punch trying to control the position but instead, guy has worked for underhooks and has pushed punch into the ropes. guy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
guy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts punch as he jumps to the side. guy dodges the punch combination from punch.
Left hook, right uppercut from punch. punch throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
punch shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. guy throws a nice outside leg kick. guy instigates a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round. guy breaks from the clinch.
punch misses with a wild combination.
guy misses with a combination
and punch counters with a nice low kick that buckles guy's knee momentarily. guy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent punch stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. guy tries to close the distance and clinch but punch swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. guy wants to clinch up but punch keeps it at a distance. punch swats away the attempt to clinch by guy. normal guy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. guy staying out of range there. punch misses with a straight right. punch walks into a left hand. guy connects with a high kick. guy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but punch paws at him with a jab and circles away. guy swinging wilding here.
punch looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
That's three minutes gone in the round. guy moves in looking to clinch but punch pushes him off. guy takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
guy tries for a takedown but punch sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily. punch moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination. punch tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but guy paws at him with a jab and circles away. guy is on the wrong end of a nice combination from punch. punch throws a combination but it was largely blocked by guy. guy tries for a takedown but punch sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for normal guy. That's going to take a lot out of him. punch tries a head kick but it misses.
guy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
punch will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
punch swings for the body but guy moves out of range.
guy rushes punch and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round. guy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
guy gets a clinch. punch tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. guy smiles and moves away.
guy rushes punch and presses him up against the ropes. guy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through punch's defenses. punch prevents the takedown attempt.
guy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. punch throws a head kick but guy moves out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by guy.
punch has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight. guy throws a right and a left that punch avoids nicely. punch lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as guy backs up against the ropes.
punch lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
punch lands a head kick!
guy falls off balance throwing a combination
so punch counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but crash punch will probably get the nod - 10:9. The cut man is working on crash punch's cut. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
guy looks to land a combination but punch avoids it well. Some wild striking there from punch.
punch throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. guy takes the fight into the clinch. guy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A right-left combo lands from punch. punch throws a head kick but guy moves out of range.
guy throws a right and a left that punch avoids nicely. guy throws a quick inside leg kick. guy slips under a jab from punch. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. guy takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. guy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by punch. Both fighters are breathing heavily. punch ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. guy falls off balance throwing a combination
and punch counters with a series of strikes. guy will be more careful next time no doubt.
That's one minute gone in the round. guy lands with a thumping leg kick.
guy rushes punch and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch. guy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. guy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but punch moves out of range and avoids them all easily. punch works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. A really sloppy takedown attempt there from guy. The fight stays on the outside here - punch looks like he's thinking about clinching though. punch throws a right hand that guy ducks under and follows up with a left that guy also avoids with ease. guy fails miserably with a takedown attempt. punch shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat. punch won't allow guy to get back to his feet. punch scoring with punches to the head and body. punch throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round. guy wants to stand but punch is controlling the position. punch is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control. punch must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu. guy is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. guy is trying to keep punch in close.
punch wants to control from the top but guy keeps moving.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up. guy fails with an attempt to clinch.
punch lands a jab to guy's midsection. guy misses with a combination
and punch counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
That's three minutes gone in the round. guy darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard. punch tries to get to full guard but guy has control of the leg. guy is thwarting punch's attempts to control the position. guy is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount! punch really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
guy takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
That's four minutes gone in the round. guy trying to control but punch is having none of it. punch is looking to get to half guard. punch tries to hold on but guy postures up. guy looking to control but punch is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. punch is in all sorts of trouble here.
And that's the end of the fight! That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to normal guy. I think guy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 29:28 Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 29:28 Judge John Roberts scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... normal guy!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
68% |
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