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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dave Suraski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Douche Le Cabanero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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190 cm
24
270 lbs
6 - 4 - 0 |
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189 cm
22
255 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dave Suraski! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Douche Le Cabanero! The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Gregory Folan and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Suraski misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Le Cabanero showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Suraski.
Suraski scores with a three punch combo!
It looks like Douche Le Cabanero has been cut. Le Cabanero should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete. Le Cabanero looks gassed! Suraski closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Le Cabanero out cold! Le Cabanero corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dave Suraski!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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