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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pooby Phants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bret Hart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Phants comes to the cage accompanied by Voodoo Chile. The crowd seem to be enjoying Hart's choice of entrance music: The Sharpshooter. Pooby Phants has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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216 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Pooby Phants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Bret Hart!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Daniel Bishop and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Phants rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hart moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Phants missing with a left hand there. Hart was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Phants tries to clinch but Hart moves out of range.
Phants throws the left hand but Hart avoids the punch easily.
Hart fakes the leg kick and cracks Phants in the body.
Hart keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Phants is looking to clinch.
Phants bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hart's head.
Hart looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Phants!
Phants wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Hart.
Hart looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hart looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Phants wants to try and get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hart looking to finish with strikes here!
Hart looking to finish with strikes here!
Hart scoring with strikes but Phants is staying in there.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Hart cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Hart tries to control but Phants wriggling away.
Hart controlling his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hart thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Hart has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Phants is in a horrible position here. Hart smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Hart looking to control but Phants is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Hart lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Hart raining down shots from the mount!
Phants taking shots to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hart lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Hart prevents Phants from getting the reversal.
Hart looking to ground and pound but Phants is blocking nicely.
Phants is hanging on here. He's in a desperate position.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Hart cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Hart looking to control and managing it successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hart has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Phants's face.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hart controlling from the full mount.
Hart lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
It looks like Pooby Phants has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hart misses with a head shot.
Hart throws a sloppy strike and Phants uses the opportunity to reverse the position! A bit of a scramble here and Phants has ended up in Hart's guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hart is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bret Hart dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pooby Phants's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Phants just misses with a punch to the body.
Phants moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
It looks like Bret Hart has been cut.
A big left from Phants misses.
Hart drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Hart tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Hart wants to control but Phants is keeping him busy.
An elbow from Hart crashes against the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hart tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Phants regains half guard there - taking advantage of Hart's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Hart working Phants over with strikes.
Hart is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Hart seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Phants does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Hart keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Hart stalling away here and it's allowed Phants to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Hart trying to control but Phants is working from the bottom.
Phants pulls Hart in close to prevent any damage.
Hart trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Hart throws and elbow that misses. Phants uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Hart's guard. Nice move by Phants!
Phants looking to sit in guard and control but Hart gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hart scoring with some ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Hart accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Phants keeping moving, preventing Hart from controlling successfully.
Hart postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Hart wants to control from the top but Phants keeps moving.
Hart is looking to work some ground and pound but Phants has wrist control.
Hart loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Phants with a nice cross.
Pooby Phants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Phants is looking to clinch but Hart is avoiding it.
Phants throws a hook but Hart blocks it.
Phants throws a right hand that Hart ducks under and follows up with a left that Hart also avoids with ease.
A big left from Phants misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pooby Phants dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Phants gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hart.
Hart throws a front kick aimed at Phants's knee but Phants avoids it well.
Phants doesn't manage to clinch there - Hart circles away.
Phants tries to close the distance and clinch but Hart swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Phants looks to land a right hand but Hart moved out of range.
Phants throws a hook to the side of Hart's head but Hart sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Phants comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hart ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A decent looking cross lands there for Phants.
Phants tries to clinch but Hart moves out of range.
Hart takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Phants tries to clinch up.
Phants blocks a leg kick.
Hart takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hart drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Phants tries to escape but Hart is in control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hart tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Hart has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Phants is looking to reverse the position.
Hart wants to lay and pray for a moment but Phants keeps working.
Phants avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Hart.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Hart landing strikes.
Hart in side control, throwing shots but Phants defends.
Hart sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Phants is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Hart tries to advance to mount but can't.
Hart trying to control the position but Phants is working away.
Hart is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Phants will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Hart lands a few punches from side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phants parries the strikes from Hart easily there. Hart is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Phants to escape.
Hart fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Hart wants to control for a moment but Phants uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Hart wants to control but Phants is keeping busy.
Hart punching from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Hart tries to roll over but Phants keeps him under control.
Hart is trying to maintain the position but Phants is very close to passing his half guard.
Bret Hart has got the better of the ground game so far.
Hart punching from the bottom.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Hart wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pooby Phants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Phants blocks a head kick by Hart.
Hart throws a head kick but Phants moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Phants looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Pooby Phants did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Nice body punch from Phants.
Hart steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Phants.
Hart takes one to the chin there.
Phants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Phants looks to land a combination. Hart sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Phants throws a hook but Hart avoids it easily.
Hart will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Phants tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Phants tries to clinch but Hart is having none of it.
Hart slips a jab from Phants.
Hart ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Phants moves away.
Hart defending well as Phants loads up on a big left hand.
Hart displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Phants throws out the jab.
Hart uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Phants.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hart ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hart turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Hart scores with a leg kick.
Hart throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Phants.
Pooby Phants is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hart feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Phants has momentary wrist control but Hart slips an elbow through the middle.
Hart tries to free his leg and advance position but Phants is retaining full guard.
Hart throwing strikes but missing.
Hart wants to control from the top but Phants keeps moving.
Hart works over Phants with some ground and pound from guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hart connects with a couple of short punches.
Hart wants to control from the top but Phants keeps moving.
Phants keeping full guard, as Hart tries to pass.
Phants working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hart.
Hart in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Hart missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Hart stops Phants from standing up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hart passes into half guard.
Hart is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Phants defends it well.
Hart has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Hart lands with some strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hart thowing shots but they're missing.
Hart looking to control but Phants is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Hart with good strikes from the mount here!
Hart landing strikes, looking to finish!
Hart throws a sloppy strike and Phants uses the opportunity to reverse the position! A bit of a scramble here and Phants has ended up in Hart's guard.
Phants looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bret Hart dominated that fourth round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Phants swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hart counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Hart throwing strikes but missing.
Hart wants to control from the top but Phants keeps moving.
Hart might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Phants kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Hart pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Phants is keeping the position for now.
Hart in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hart forces his way into half guard.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Hart not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Hart looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Phants with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Phants wants to get back to his feet.
Hart looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Phants pushes Hart off looking to stand but Hart dives back in and keeps control.
Phants taking some punishment here, with Hart in his half guard.
Phants wants to improve his position but Hart is controlling well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hart wants to control but Phants is keeping him busy.
Hart missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Hart wants to pass the guard but Phants is defending well.
Hart throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Phants blocking the ground and pound attempt from Hart.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Phants closes the distance looking to clinch
and Hart counters with a thumping low kick.
Phants throws a hook but Hart blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hart misses with a head kick.
Phants clinches but Hart breaks the clinch
and Hart counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Phants keeping moving, preventing Hart from controlling successfully.
Hart controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Hart trying to control but Phants is working from the bottom.
Phants preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phants looking to control.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Hart accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hart wants to control from the top but Phants keeps moving.
Phants utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Hart scores a takedown into full mount!
Phants wants to control but Hart is having none of it.
Hart is going olschool here, as he tries to force Phants to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Phants shrugs it off.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bret Hart comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Hart has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 47:48
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 46:48
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 46:48
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bret Hart!
Bret Hart is the new light heavyweight champion!
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energy
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