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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between spankda yank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and TakTak Tinkelbery (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). yank comes to the cage accompanied by do it. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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188 cm
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195 lbs
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185 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, spankda yank! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, TakTak Tinkelbery! The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Atkins and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Tinkelbery fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt. yank throws a right and a left that both miss. Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by yank!
It looks like TakTak Tinkelbery has been cut. yank misses with a few strikes there.
yank scores with a hook to the body. Tinkelbery takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! yank looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Tinkelbery fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt. yank lands a jab-cross combination. Tinkelbery misses with a takedown attempt - yank sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses. spankda yank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of TakTak Tinkelbery. Tinkelbery uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by yank.
Tinkelbery moves away from the strike by yank. yank tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tinkelbery was well out of range. Poor timing from yank. Tinkelbery shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. Tinkelbery moves into range and clinches up with yank.
That's one minute gone in the round. yank looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. yank wants to get back to striking at distance but Tinkelbery won't allow it.
yank is trying to break free. yank tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Tinkelbery just stands there and leans against the cage. Tinkelbery pulls guard effortlessly. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. yank not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. yank won't allow Tinkelbery to sweep him here. yank passes Tinkelbery's left leg - he's now in half guard. Tinkelbery tries to roll over but yank keeps him under control. yank throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. yank thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Tinkelbery's head. yank passes to full mount! yank avoids the attempt from Tinkelbery to control.
That's two minutes gone in the round. yank unloading with bombs! Both fighters really going for it on the ground here! Tinkelbery can't escape the position.
Tinkelbery looks gassed! Tinkelbery is persisting with the attempt to improve his position. Tinkelbery wants to hold on but yank pushes him away. yank working away from the top, dropping strikes. yank lands with some strikes. yank lands a big shot there that rocks Tinkelbery but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
yank lands a heavy elbow. yank has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. Tinkelbery really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
yank trying to control but he's not successful this time. A nice elbow there by yank.
That's three minutes gone in the round. yank unloading with bombs! Tinkelbery bucks yank off and manages to get back to his feet! Tinkelbery takes a shot to the body in his stride.
yank fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. yank dips down and scores with a jab to the body. yank lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
That has opened up TakTak Tinkelbery's cut even more. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! yank stuns Tinkelbery with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. yank throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tinkelbery. yank stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush. Tinkelbery shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says yank as he avoids it easily. yank misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Horrible takedown by Tinkelbery or perhaps it was just good defense by yank which made him look bad.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Tinkelbery shoots in and drives through. yank sprawls well. yank works Tinkelbery's body with a nice hook. yank lunges at Tinkelbery with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Tinkelbery's hand. Tinkelbery takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The cut above TakTak Tinkelbery's eye is starting to cause him problems now. Tinkelbery takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Tinkelbery shoots in and drives through. yank sprawls well. yank scores with a nice strike. yank is looking to wear down Tinkelbery with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. yank thuds his right hand into Tinkelbery's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters. yank lands a nice looking body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! yank looks to land a combination but Tinkelbery avoids it well. yank thows a body shot but no joy. yank throws a wild combination but nothing lands. yank tries to clinch but fails miserably and Tinkelbery counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Tinkelbery. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
spankda yank dominated that round. The cut man is working on TakTak Tinkelbery's cut. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
yank lunges at Tinkelbery with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Tinkelbery's hand. Tinkelbery shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. yank defends it nicely. yank scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice. yank in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows. Tinkelbery is positioning himself to get back to half guard. yank cracks Tinkelbery with an elbow. That is naaassty. Tinkelbery taking punishment in the form of punches.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Tinkelbery wants to control but yank postures up. yank tries to advance to mount but Tinkelbery denies him.
That's one minute gone in the round. yank tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. yank fails to land a wild elbow strike.
You can see the frustration on Tinkelbery's face, being in this tough position on the bottom. Tinkelbery is trying to escape the position but yank is controlling the position. yank decides to stand back up. Tinkelbery tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but yank swivels and escapes. yank misses with a double jab
and Tinkelbery counters by clinching up. yank is looking to break free of the clinch but Tinkelbery has double underhooks.
That's two minutes gone in the round. yank takes an elbow to the temple. Tinkelbery is trying to work for a single leg takedown but yank pulls him back up using the underhooks. spankda yank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of TakTak Tinkelbery. yank is trying to break the clinch but Tinkelbery is controlling him. Tinkelbery is trying to drag yank to the mat but yank just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there. yank is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. yank successfully pulls guard.
yank is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Tinkelbery defends well. yank pulls Tinkelbery in to control the position. Tinkelbery trying to control but yank is working from the bottom. Tinkelbery won't allow yank to sweep him here. yank keeping moving, preventing Tinkelbery from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round. yank looking for a sweep. Not yet yank, not yet. yank keeping full guard, as Tinkelbery tries to pass. yank trying to control the position here.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up. Tinkelbery fails miserably with a takedown attempt. Tinkelbery takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Nice jab there from yank. yank getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts yank, as that shot connected.
yank fails to land with a series of punches.
spankda yank seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Tinkelbery uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from yank. Nice defenses there by Tinkelbery. A left and a right from Tinkelbery both land. Nice combination. Tinkelbery rushes yank and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch. yank wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
yank is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tinkelbery can do to turn this around? Tinkelbery holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Tinkelbery is looking for a takedown up against the cage. yank gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt. A nice left hand lands by yank.
Tinkelbery prevents yank from breaking the clinch. yank wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. Tinkelbery can't get the takedown.
Tinkelbery has yank pressed against the cage, preventing yank from circling away and getting back to striking at range. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
spankda yank dominated that second round. The cut man is working on TakTak Tinkelbery's cut. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
A big right from yank misses. yank falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tinkelbery counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in yank's guard now. Tinkelbery trying to control the position from guard on top but yank is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Tinkelbery looking to control the position here, rather than advance. yank keeping moving, preventing Tinkelbery from controlling successfully. yank wants to sweep here but Tinkelbery controlling him for the moment. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Tinkelbery passes yank's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round. yank tries to kick Tinkelbery off but Tinkelbery keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. yank is refusing to be controlled, as Tinkelbery sits in half guard. Tinkelbery thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed yank's head.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up. yank fails in his attempt to clinch. yank stuns Tinkelbery with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. yank cracks a nice hook into Tinkelbery's ribs. yank connects with a nice looking jab.
yank moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body. Tinkelbery fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round. yank lands with a nice combination. Tinkelbery backs away looking to recover. Tinkelbery tries to bum rush yank with a series of wild strikes but yank uses good footwork to avoid the assault. yank looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Tinkelbery throws a series of strikes that have yank backpedaling.
yank misses with a body shot.
Nice defenses there by Tinkelbery. Tinkelbery shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has yank pinned against the cage. yank gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. yank loads up on a big right hand but Tinkelbery slips the punch. spankda yank is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Tinkelbery moves into range and clinches up with yank. Tinkelbery tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
spankda yank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of TakTak Tinkelbery.
That's three minutes gone in the round. yank manages to pull guard.
spankda yank overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far. yank has his hands on Tinkelbery's head, controlling the position. There's a bit of a scramble here and now yank is on top in guard.
Tinkelbery is trying to control the position from the bottom.
yank not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. yank preventing the sweep. yank is working Tinkelbery over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. yank is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round. yank cracks Tinkelbery with a solid left hand. Tinkelbery wants to control the position but yank says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard. The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. yank lands a nice short elbow. yank works his way into full mount! yank is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Tinkelbery can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
yank content just to control the position here. Tinkelbery tries to hold on but yank postures up. TakTak Tinkelbery has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! spankda yank is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. yank working away from the top, dropping strikes.
And that's the end of the fight! spankda yank showed his dominance in that final round. Well I reckon that's a shut out for yank, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27 Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27 Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... spankda yank!
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energy
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