PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barack Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gracie comes into a darkened arena with his song building. disturbed - down with the sickness kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Barack Lesnar is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Lesnar
vs
Gracie

191 cm
25
279 lbs
14 - 2 - 0

200 cm
20
272 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

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Rusty Cage Fightwear
Hell's Balls Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barack Lesnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Chuck Gracie!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Cecil Peabody and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar throws a right and a left that Gracie avoids nicely.
Lesnar gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Gracie will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Gracie on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Gracie dodges the punch combination from Lesnar.
Gracie is looking to clinch but Lesnar is avoiding it.
Gracie misses with a two punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Gracie.
Gracie pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gracie waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Lesnar.
A big right from Lesnar misses.
Gracie throws a lazy right hand but Lesnar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Gracie misses with a looping right.
Gracie keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lesnar.
Lesnar misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Lesnar's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Lesnar duly obliges.
Gracie missing with a left hand there. Lesnar was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A jab from Gracie misses.
Chuck Gracie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lesnar swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lesnar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gracie shoots for a takedown but Lesnar saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Gracie misses with an uppercut.
Gracie throws a hook but Lesnar blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gracie misses with a straight right.
Gracie throws a shot from downtown. Lesnar moves away and avoids it.
Nice defenses there by Lesnar.
Some bone on bone action there as Lesnar checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Gracie tries a head kick but it misses.
Lesnar takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Lesnar cracks a nice hook into Gracie's ribs.
Gracie throws a looping overhand right but Lesnar ducks down to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Gracie will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Barack Lesnar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chuck Gracie.
Gracie misses with an uppercut. Lesnar saw that one coming.
Gracie takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The fighters circling - Gracie throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lesnar uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Gracie.
Gracie looks to land a right hand but Lesnar moved out of range.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Gracie pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gracie waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Lesnar.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Lesnar dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Lesnar dodges the punch combination from Gracie.
Lesnar comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Gracie throws a series of punches but Lesnar moves out of range.
Lesnar slips under a jab.
Gracie on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lesnar. Lesnar obviously looking to wear him down.
A punch lands to the side of Gracie 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lesnar.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar moves away from the strike by Gracie.
Gracie displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lesnar throws out the jab.
Lesnar keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Gracie.
Gracie misses with a combination
and Lesnar counters with a straight right hand.
Gracie has his takedown stuffed
enabling Lesnar to counter with a crisp jab.
Gracie misses with an uppercut. Lesnar saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Gracie uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lesnar.
Gracie throws a looping overhand right but Lesnar ducks down to avoid it.
Lesnar thuds his right hand into Gracie's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Gracie throws a hook to the side of Lesnar's head but Lesnar sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Gracie misses with a straight left.

Gracie throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Lesnar was covering up waiting for the punch and Gracie finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Gracie postures up in Lesnar's guard and throws a big left but Lesnar blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar pulls Gracie in close to his closed guard and prevents Gracie from doing any damage or advancing position.
Gracie pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Lesnar is keeping the position for now.
Lesnar wants to stand and escape but Gracie is having none of it.
Lesnar working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Gracie.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gracie won't allow Lesnar to get back to his feet.
Gracie throws a big right hand that misses.
Lesnar wants to get back to his feet but Gracie is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Lesnar throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gracie sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Gracie defending well as Lesnar loads up on a big left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Gracie falls off balance throwing a combination
and Lesnar counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Gracie misses with a straight right.
Gracie might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Gracie loads up on a big right hand but Lesnar slips the punch.
Barack Lesnar is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Gracie shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Lesnar counter with a right hand.
Gracie scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Lesnar dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Lesnar uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gracie.
Gracie tries to clinch up
and Lesnar counters with a stiff right hand.
Gracie throws an overhand right that lands on Lesnar's shoulder, as Lesnar tries to avoid the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gracie throws a leg kick that is checked
and Gracie takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gracie throws a looping overhand right but Lesnar ducks down to avoid it.
Lesnar slips a jab from Gracie.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie looks to land a right hand but Lesnar moved out of range.
Gracie wants to clinch but Lesnar slips to the side
and Lesnar counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Lesnar ducks under a wild hook from Gracie.
Gracie misses with a straight left.
Gracie has his takedown stuffed
and Lesnar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Gracie misses with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gracie.
Lesnar gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Gracie blocks a jab.
Barack Lesnar is winning the standup battle so far.
Gracie tries a head kick but it misses.
Lesnar connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Gracie throws the left hand but Lesnar avoids the punch easily.
A leg kick checked by Gracie.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gracie misses with a body shot
and Lesnar counters with a straight right hand.
Gracie throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lesnar counters with a stiff right hand.
Gracie throws the left hand but Lesnar avoids the punch easily.
Gracie with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Lesnar to score with a decent uppercut.
Lesnar blocks a jab.
Gracie uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lesnar.
A head kick misses from Gracie.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Gracie.
Lesnar defending well as Gracie loads up on a big left hand.
Lesnar loads up on a big right hand but Gracie slips the punch.
A slow jab from Gracie misses its intended target.
Lesnar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gracie.
Gracie jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Gracie doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Lesnar counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Barack Lesnar showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lesnar, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight for Barack Lesnar!
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight for Barack Lesnar!
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight for Barack Lesnar!

Barack Lesnar wins by unanimous decision!