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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adam Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kraven Meatballs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carolla comes to the cage accompanied by Gotta Get It On from Taboo 2. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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211 lbs
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209 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adam Carolla!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kraven Meatballs!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Luis Engracia and Seu Braga.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meatballs bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Meatballs is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Carolla is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Meatballs tries for a kimura but Carolla is defending well.
Meatballs working away.
Carolla is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
Meatballs tries for a kimura but Carolla is defending well.
Meatballs tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Meatballs has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Meatballs wants to lay and pray for a moment but Carolla keeps working.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Meatballs is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Carolla knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Meatballs tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Meatballs wants to control but Carolla is keeping him busy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Meatballs swings around for an armbar but Carolla sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Meatballs's guard.
Carolla trying to control the position from guard on top but Meatballs is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Meatballs wants to sweep but no luck.
Meatballs trying to keep a closed guard but Carolla is proving a slippery customer.
Carolla trying to control the position from guard on top but Meatballs is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Meatballs is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Carolla defends well.
Carolla is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meatballs is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Meatballs working for a triangle but Carolla defends it easily.
Carolla won't allow Meatballs to sweep him here.
Carolla slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Carolla wants to stand but Meatballs has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Meatballs controls Carolla momentarily but Carolla frees himself.
Carolla avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Carolla stopping the sweep attempt from Meatballs.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Meatballs keeping full guard, as Carolla tries to pass.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kraven Meatballs dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Meatballs throws out a loose jab but Carolla uses good head movement to avoid it.
Carolla with a hook.
Danga de danga de dang - Carolla scores with a four punch combination!
Meatballs fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Carolla manages to avoid it.
Meatballs throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carolla.
Carolla throws a right and a left that Meatballs avoids nicely.
Meatballs misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Carolla.
Meatballs throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Carolla sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Carolla bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Meatballs's head.
Carolla throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Meatballs colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Carolla as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Meatballs is left battered and dazed whilst Carolla and his camp cheer!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adam Carolla!
Adam Carolla retains his light heavyweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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