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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adam Bam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and ron jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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254 lbs
2 - 5 - 0 |
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240 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Adam Bam!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, ron jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Anthony Taglia and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bam moves in looking to clinch but jeremy pushes him off.
Bam tries to close the distance and clinch up but jeremy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bam will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bam tries to clinch up but jeremy circles away and keeps his distance.
Bam closes the distance and clinches.
Bam is stalling here.
Bam working jeremy over with knees to the body.
jeremy looks gassed!
Bam pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
jeremy swats away the attempt to clinch by Bam.
jeremy keeps the fight on the outside.
Bam moves in looking to clinch but jeremy pushes him off.
Bam has closed the distance and engaged jeremy in a clinch.
Bam successfully pulls guard.
jeremy trying to stand up but can't free himself from Bam's guard.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - jeremy has eaten all the pies!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bam wants to get back to his feet but jeremy is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Bam is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Bam with a knee to the head.
It looks like ron jeremy has been cut.
jeremy takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bam gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Bam is keen to just control but jeremy is a slippery customer.
Bam decides to return to a standing position.
Bam is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bam looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bam plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Bam scores a takedown into full mount!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
jeremy can't escape the position.
Bam stands up from mount. Strange move.
Bam doesn't manage to clinch there - jeremy circles away.
Bam tries to clinch but jeremy moves out of range.
Bam is looking to clinch.
Bam is looking to clinch.
jeremy keeps the fight on the outside.
jeremy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
jeremy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
No luck for Bam with that takedown attempt.
Bam fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bam is looking to clinch.
Bam is trying hard to land a takedown here. jeremy sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bam looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bam wants to clinch.
jeremy throws a sloppy head kick
and Bam counters by moving into the clinch.
A knee to the head by Bam.
Bam lands a knee to the head.
Bam breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bam tries a head kick but it misses.
Horrible takedown by Bam or perhaps it was just good defense by jeremy which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Adam Bam. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Bam tries to clinch up.
Bam tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Bam.
Bam blocks a head kick by jeremy.
jeremy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bam looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
jeremy keeps the fight on the outside.
Adam Bam seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bam tries to clinch there but jeremy circles away.
Bam is looking to clinch but jeremy is avoiding it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Adam Bam dominated that round.
The cut man is working on ron jeremy's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
jeremy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Bam counters with a single leg into guard. jeremy didn't expect that.
jeremy wants to get back to his feet but Bam is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Bam gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
jeremy blocks a head kick by Bam.
Bam wants to clinch up but jeremy keeps it at a distance.
Bam is looking to clinch but jeremy is avoiding it.
jeremy takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bam is looking to clinch.
jeremy swats away the attempt to clinch by Bam.
jeremy swats away the attempt to clinch by Bam.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
jeremy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and jeremy wants it to stay on the feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bam tries to clinch up but jeremy circles away and keeps his distance.
Bam tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bam doesn't manage to clinch there - jeremy circles away.
Bam doesn't manage to clinch there - jeremy circles away.
Bam thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on jeremy if he has to take too many more of those.
Bam fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bam gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bam scores with a knee to the head.
Bam with a knee to the head.
Bam with a knee to the head.
Bam landing knees to the body.
Bam scores with a knee to the head.
Bam connects with a nasty looking knee right to jeremy's face.
Bam lands a nice elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bam working jeremy over with knees to the body.
Bam lands a nice elbow.
Bam tries to land a knee to the head but jeremy blocks with his arms.
jeremy tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Bam just stands there and leans against the cage.
Bam connects with a nasty looking knee right to jeremy's face.
Bam works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Bam wants to stand but jeremy has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Bam wants to stand and escape but instead jeremy has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Bam will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
jeremy stands up from guard. Let's bang!
jeremy throws a head kick that misses.
Bam has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bam connects with a knee to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bam scores with a knee to the head.
Nice elbow from Bam.
Bam creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through jeremy's defenses.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Bam.
Bam lands a knee to the head.
Bam lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Bam.
Bam leaning against his opponent.
jeremy takes an elbow to the forehead.
Bam lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Bam pushes jeremy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bam avoiding damage.
Bam using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Bam creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through jeremy's defenses.
Bam breaks from the clinch.
Adam Bam is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Bam lands a front kick.
Bam tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but jeremy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A head kick by jeremy misses
and Bam counters with a nice uppercut.
jeremy swinging wilding here.
Bam doesn't manage to clinch there - jeremy circles away.
jeremy throws a lazy head kick
and Bam counters with a head kick. That will keep jeremy thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
jeremy keeps the fight on the outside.
Bam tries to close the distance and clinch but jeremy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
jeremy tries a head kick but it misses.
Bam doesn't manage to clinch there - jeremy circles away.
jeremy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bam moves in looking to clinch but jeremy pushes him off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Adam Bam dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on ron jeremy's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Bam moves in looking to clinch but jeremy pushes him off.
jeremy throws a lazy head kick
and Bam counters with a good low kick that jeremy was not able to check.
Bam clinches up with jeremy and pushes him back against the cage.
Bam escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bam tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bam moves in looking to clinch but jeremy pushes him off.
Bam is looking to clinch but jeremy is avoiding it.
Bam throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bam fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bam fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bam doesn't manage to clinch there - jeremy circles away.
Bam closes the distance and pushes jeremy back into the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bam lands a knee to the body.
Bam lands a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bam lands a body shot.
Bam works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Bam gets to his feet - jeremy follows without any prompting.
Bam lands with a cross.
Bam tries to clinch there but jeremy circles away.
jeremy misses with a two punch combination.
jeremy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bam blocks a head kick by jeremy.
Bam moves in looking to clinch but jeremy pushes him off.
jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bam.
Bam avoids the head kick by jeremy.
Bam tries to close the distance and clinch up but jeremy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bam tries to close the distance and clinch but jeremy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bam shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Bam showed some decent athleticism there.
Bam tries to stand but his hand is stuck under jeremy.
jeremy gets back to full guard.
Bam gets to his feet - jeremy follows without any prompting.
jeremy throws a head kick that misses
and Bam counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Bam.
Bam pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bam tries to clinch up.
Bam tries to clinch but jeremy is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bam tries to close the distance and clinch up but jeremy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bam shoots in for a takedown but jeremy shows good takedown defense.
Bam is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Bam tries to close the distance and clinch up but jeremy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bam tries to close the distance and clinch up but jeremy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bam tries to clinch up.
jeremy misses with a few strikes there.
Bam tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but jeremy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bam doesn't manage to clinch there - jeremy circles away.
Bam is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that jeremy can do to turn this around?
Bam tries to clinch but jeremy is having none of it.
Bam is looking to clinch but jeremy is avoiding it.
Bam wants to clinch.
Bam shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with jeremy but jeremy pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
A punch combination from Bam misses.
Bam moves in looking to clinch but jeremy pushes him off.
Bam doesn't manage to clinch there - jeremy circles away.
Bam shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Bam was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Bam stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.
Bam moves out of range as jeremy throws a body kick.
jeremy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bam.
Bam fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
ron jeremy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Adam Bam is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Adam Bam. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bam tries to clinch but jeremy is having none of it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Adam Bam showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bam has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Adam Bam!
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hype
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FIGHT
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