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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Bramer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lindsay Lohan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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168 lbs
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161 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Johnny Bramer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Lindsay Lohan!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Wagner Zegers and Patrick Alders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lohan slips a jab and a cross from Bramer.
Lohan gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bramer looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bramer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Lohan circles away quickly and effectively.
Bramer leaves Lohan with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Bramer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A leg kick checked by Bramer.
Lohan slips a jab and a cross from Bramer.
Bramer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Lohan shoots for a double leg takedown but Bramer sprawls well. He's pushed Lohan's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Bramer swinging wilding here.
Lohan shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Bramer defends it nicely.
Johnny Bramer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lindsay Lohan.
Bramer misses with a few strikes there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bramer lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Lohan uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bramer.
Lohan tries to close the distance and clinch but Bramer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lohan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bramer throws out the jab.
Johnny Bramer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lohan looks for a takedown but Bramer sprawls well.
Bramer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lohan.
Lohan slips a jab and a cross from Bramer.
Some wild striking there from Bramer.
Jab from Bramer.
Bramer is breathing heavily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bramer works the jab nicely.
Bramer is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Lohan steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bramer.
Bramer fails to land with a series of punches.
Lohan tries to clinch up.
Bramer throws a nice looking combination but Lohan bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bramer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bramer fails to land with a series of punches.
Bramer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lohan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bramer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lohan changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Bramer looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Lohan is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Bramer is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lohan landing strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lohan throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Lohan landing a few strikes.
Bramer tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Lohan misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Bramer being controlled for a moment.
Bramer tries to buck Lohan off but Lohan is having none of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Lohan misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Lohan is trying to get an arm triangle but Bramer is defending well.
Lohan landing strikes.
Lohan wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bramer keeps working.
Bramer is working to avoid the ground and pound but Lohan connects with a decent elbow.
Bramer knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Lohan on the ground.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lohan is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Bramer knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Lohan landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Lindsay Lohan will probably get the nod.
That's time! Bramer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Bramer throws a right hand that Lohan ducks under and follows up with a left that Lohan also avoids with ease.
Lohan throws out a leg kick but Bramer moves out of range and Lohan only half commits.
Bramer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Lohan dodges the punch combination from Bramer.
Lohan feints and as Bramer raises his hands in defense, Lohan changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Lohan scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Lohan with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bramer will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Lohan throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bramer works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Lohan in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lohan trying to control but Bramer is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lohan loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Lohan distracts Bramer with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bramer utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Bramer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lohan tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bramer sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Lohan somewhat.
A combination from Bramer does no damage.
Nice takedown defense from Bramer. No joy for Lohan on that attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Bramer throws a nice looking combination but Lohan bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lohan slips under a jab.
A left and a right from Bramer both land. Nice combination.
Lohan tries to clinch up.
Bramer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bramer shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Lohan counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Lohan.
Bramer tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bramer utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bramer preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Lohan loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lohan in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Lohan landing with the ground and pound.
Lohan trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Lohan throwing strikes but missing.
Lohan has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Lohan fails with a takedown attempt.
Johnny Bramer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lindsay Lohan.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bramer, as that shot connected.
Lohan is looking to clinch but Bramer is avoiding it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Lohan shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Bramer is trying to defend but Lohan finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Bramer keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Lohan lands a nice short elbow.
Lohan working over Bramer with some ground and pound. Bramer looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Bramer is staying active underneath Lohan, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Lohan scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lohan thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Lohan seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Bramer does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lindsay Lohan showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Lohan shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bramer but Bramer pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Bramer has his takedown stuffed
and Lohan counters with a single leg into guard. Bramer didn't expect that.
Lohan wants to stand but Bramer has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Lohan with a flurry of punches that miss.
Lohan postures up in Bramer's guard and throws a big left but Bramer blocks it.
Lohan lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Lohan lands a couple of digs.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Lohan working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bramer being controlled here, momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lohan slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Bramer taking punishment in the form of punches.
Lohan lands a nice forearm strike.
Lohan trying to control the action but Bramer is working from the bottom.
Lohan working the ground and pound but Bramer is defending the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Lohan tries for a kimura but Bramer is defending well.
Lohan misses with the ground and pound.
Lohan working the strikes but Bramer uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Lohan takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Lohan thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bramer's head.
Bramer keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Bramer wants to improve his position but Lohan is controlling well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lohan throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Lohan throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Bramer throws a right and a left that Lohan avoids nicely.
No joy there for Bramer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bramer leaves Lohan with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Bramer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lohan.
Lohan shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bramer pinned against the cage. Bramer gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Johnny Bramer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lindsay Lohan.
Some wild striking there from Bramer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Bramer throws a series of punches but Lohan avoids them all with ease.
Lohan tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bramer sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Lohan somewhat.
Lohan slips a jab from Bramer.
Lohan pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bramer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lohan closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Johnny Bramer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lindsay Lohan is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Lohan lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lindsay Lohan comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Lohan winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 27:30
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 28:29
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lindsay Lohan!
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energy
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hype
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