PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Korto Grepplund (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and shi poopy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Grepplund
vs
poopy

179 cm
18
182 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

180 cm
23
175 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Korto Grepplund!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, shi poopy!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Alan Glass and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
poopy throws a chopping leg kick but Grepplund manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Grepplund ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Grepplund looks to land a right hand but poopy moved out of range.
poopy throws the left hand but Grepplund avoids the punch easily.
Grepplund staying out of range there.
Grepplund blocks a jab.

Grepplund feints and as poopy raises his hands in defense, Grepplund changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if poopy can do anything to dispel that myth.

Grepplund thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Grepplund drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Grepplund jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
poopy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Grepplund.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Grepplund drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Grepplund jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
poopy wants to sweep here but Grepplund controlling him for the moment.
poopy is controlling Grepplund's posture.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grepplund pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. poopy is keeping the position for now.
poopy keeping moving, preventing Grepplund from controlling successfully.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Grepplund moves out of range as poopy strikes.
poopy misses with a straight right.
shi poopy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
poopy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Grepplund.
Grepplund trying to control the action but poopy is working from the bottom.
poopy tries to buck Grepplund off but Grepplund is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Grepplund trying to control the position but poopy is working away.
Grepplund tries to move into full mount but can't pass poopy's legs.

Grepplund looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Grepplund in side control, throwing shots but poopy defends.

Grepplund tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Grepplund has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grepplund works to advance to full mount. poopy defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
poopy wants to hold on but Grepplund pushes him away.

Grepplund working for a submission but poopy is keeping him at bay.
Grepplund throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.

Grepplund working for a guillotine from mount but poopy is in no mood to give up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
poopy is squirming around, avoiding Grepplund's attempts to control the action.

Grepplund jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but poopy manages to avoid the submission attempt.

Grepplund is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but poopy is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Grepplund is breathing heavily.
Grepplund tries to advance to mount but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Korto Grepplund dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Grepplund slips a straight right by poopy.
Grepplund slips a straight right by poopy.
Nice defenses there by Grepplund.
poopy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grepplund.
poopy throws a big shot that misses.
Grepplund on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Grepplund misses the shot to the body.

Grepplund throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. poopy was covering up waiting for the punch and Grepplund finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Grepplund trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Grepplund advances position into side control!
Grepplund working the ground and pound but poopy is defending the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on poopy's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
poopy is breathing heavily.
Grepplund trying to control the action but poopy is working from the bottom.
poopy gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Grepplund lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Grepplund misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Grepplund looking to ground and pound but poopy is blocking nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Grepplund quickly switches position and commits to an armbar! It's a big risk for Grepplund but it's paid off an poopy is forced to tap! Nice work by Grepplund.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Korto Grepplund!