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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nubbie Nubz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dwight Schrute (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nubz's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, In yo face. Schrute has chosen Thunderstruck by AC DC as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Dwight Schrute was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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162 cm
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250 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
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194 cm
22
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Big heart |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nubbie Nubz! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dwight Schrute! The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Albert Achterberg and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A head kick misses from Nubz. Schrute scores with a jab. Schrute moves out of range of the strikes. Schrute connects with a right hand. Nubz shakes it off. Nubz blocks a jab. A decent looking cross lands there for Schrute. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Schrute lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Nubz is rocked! Schrute stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Schrute wants it to stay on the feet. Nubz shoots in for a takedown but Schrute shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet. Schrute leaves Nubz with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nubbie Nubz. That's going to take a lot out of him. Schrute steps into range and unloads a brutal right left combo! Nubz is out on his feet! Schrute sets himself and nearly takes Nubz's head off with a straight right, sending him crashing to the mat! Wow, that was nasty... but awesome! Wooo!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Dwight Schrute!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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