PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Head (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and australian fighter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Head comes into the arena with Cant Be Touched blaring out of the sound system. Dick Head has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Head
vs
fighter

200 cm
19
250 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

225 cm
22
250 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Head!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, australian fighter!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Skip Squint and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

fighter gets caught flat footed, as Head shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Head stays in close to fighter's body and controls the position.
Head working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Head lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Head preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Head is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
fighter avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
fighter controls Head momentarily but Head frees himself.
Head throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as fighter works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Head working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Head works over fighter with some ground and pound from guard.
Head sitting in guard here, content to control.
fighter striking off his back but it's not causing Head any problems.
fighter trying to keep a closed guard but Head is proving a slippery customer.
Head lands a couple of elbows.

fighter is rocked!
Head loads up on a big left hand. fighter felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Head looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! fighter can't hide his disappointment, as Head celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dick Head!